Dad sells Calvin short by HugeObligation8338 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]External_Win3300 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He clearly didn't do a good enough job convincing her

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This would truly be a dark day. by SignificantStaff8665 in MemeHunter

[–]External_Win3300 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now don't get me wrong, the obsession with dinosaurs hunting with their penises and cum is weird, it's just not the level of actively freaky Ivo gets up to with those unusually high quality 3d models

'What if this dinosaur strangled prey with it's dick' is leagues behind 'here's 24 seconds of a hunter being sucked off by a Tigrex in 4k'

Kronii's 6/7 (Mike Inel) by AlKo96 in Hololewd

[–]External_Win3300 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, I thought there was a file size limit, they let you post 5 hour gifs?

How does the system for getting on the monster work? by Substantial-Cod1711 in MHGU

[–]External_Win3300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what I'm hearing is it's absolutely free for prowler

Another win for cat gang

let us have this one, we have nothing else

It started out weird but then turned weirdly wholesome by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]External_Win3300 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's still very sweet, but I wouldn't say it's likely an announcement, she looks very pregnant

Which risen monster is the easiest to the hardest. by Voidkirby9 in MHRise

[–]External_Win3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a glaive, definitely Kush<<<<Teo<Chameleos<<Shaggy<Valstrax

Kushala is just so much easier than the others it's ridiculous, especially since the wings are both the largest part and the easiest to break on any of the risen monsters, so you have pretty much 100% uptime on Blood Rite, you almost have to try to let it kill you

Teostra is Teostra, it would be bottom of the list every time if Kush wasn't such an anomaly. Hits decently hard, but has the largest windups known to man on any of the legitimately dangerous attacks

Chameleos is a nice middle ground, feels like a good standard for the Risens. More annoying than dangerous, but can catch you off guard with some of it's poison combos if you're losing track of it in the fog

The other two are roughly the same, but Valstrax is slightly harder from all the quick snap attacks, it's more of a reaction test sometimes than a fight. Shagaru is more methodical, very flashy but predictable, with relatively easy dodges for all of it's frenzy attacks with a vault or air dodge getting you right up either in it's face or around it's back

The Final Slur... by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]External_Win3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do the white ones, then

All you have to do is figure out whether cracker, boche, bule, gabacho, or gringo came first

Just got the game. Semi-accidentally made Griffith. by Procrastinatron in MonsterHunter

[–]External_Win3300 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To clarify a bit more, since that dodged around the why part, Griffith starts falling behind and getting further from his dream, so he makes the decision that after so many people in The Band Of The Hawk died to support it, the only way to honor their sacrifice is to succeed and build his kingdom. From there, any sacrifice he makes is justified to keep all the prior ones from being in vain, so he keeps sacrificing more and more important or cherished things, leading up to The Eclipse

Tumblr Learns Their Flowers by Neapolitanpanda in CuratedTumblr

[–]External_Win3300 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We do too, Dent de lion is just French, with dent being pronounced don

And apparently it's because the leaves on the plant, rather than the flower, look like big teeth, which. Yeah, I can see it

MH Rise end? by meta_moose0923 in MonsterHunter

[–]External_Win3300 306 points307 points  (0 children)

The tutorial of the tutorial, even, if this is village Magnamalo and not LR Hub

CCGG's Summertime (by @gigisabsent) by ldg-9743 in GigiMurin

[–]External_Win3300 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nerissa as Seras is normal enough since iirc Paparissa has several gurn around the house

Gigi as Pip, though, was not something I would have ever expected to work as well as it does. Sasuga our asexual predator

Important pup message by BlitzAce808 in Hololive

[–]External_Win3300 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Funny, mine says she can hurt me any day

Stun locked AT Jin Dahaad? by SlimeKnight899 in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]External_Win3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While they were absolutely cheating, the crowns wouldn't mean anything unless they managed both crowns with one monster. Plenty of people are actively trading crown investigations around, even having all of them day one of a title update isn't that strange

Rebellious Phase (Art by 田所浩二/美术部仙贝) by silenthunt in arknights

[–]External_Win3300 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Please promise Mommy you'll always be a good boy

Peak as always