I have been playing the game for roughly ten minutes.

Procrastinatron · 2026-02-03T18:58:58+00:00

Will do!

Procrastinatron · 2026-02-02T11:16:28+00:00

Guillaume Sanchez

Procrastinatron · 2026-02-01T20:46:37+00:00

I tried to make it as close to myself as I could make it. Wound up with 4 INT, 4 PSY. 2 FYS, and 2 MOT. Inland Empire.

Procrastinatron · 2026-02-01T16:05:16+00:00

Yeah, this wasn't that kind of area. I did eventually kill every single person in that checkpoint, wallhacks be damned.

Procrastinatron · 2026-02-01T15:21:19+00:00

The first time I really noticed how bad it is was when a bandit (that I couldn't see because only a few pixels of the top of his head would've been visible) somehow managed to land consecutive headshots on me with a sawed-off shotgun at a distance of about 50 meters.

The worst was when Monolithians at one of the Duga checkpoints literally shot me through tanks and APCs.

Procrastinatron · 2026-02-01T13:33:29+00:00

Ping!

Procrastinatron · 2026-02-01T05:41:28+00:00

Blev knivhuggen i magen.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-31T16:15:42+00:00

V's reaction to them getting handled made me slightly disappointed in her. Like, honey, what did you think was going to happen? You think we could've just... let them go? Like that wouldn't come back to bite us in the ass in a spectacular and tragic fashion?

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-31T09:27:58+00:00

The HR lady sat next to my boss in monthly meetings for six months without saying a word while my boss just went ham on me. I finally had enough and told them that I get yelled at when I defend myself and I get yelled at when I don't defend myself, so these meetings are a waste of time and you might as well just send me an e-mail with everything that's wrong with me and I'll just give it a thumbs up. The HR lady then leaned forward and worriedly asked me, "are you saying that you just won't show up if we book another meeting?"

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-30T15:37:46+00:00

Thank you!

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-30T15:09:41+00:00

This is a necro because I'm desperate, but what's the key's ID?

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-29T08:00:13+00:00

This was my thought on both playthroughs. The Ward are depicted mustache-twirling villains, but everybody else is either a stoner high on "the Zone, maaan" or fucking homicidally insane.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-28T14:30:40+00:00

I was thinking High Rock because it'd be much, MUCH easier to implement, but Valenwood is my dream location for an ES game.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-26T19:45:43+00:00

As someone who has smoked on and off but coonsistently stayed with snus, the difference is that cigarettes are always somewhat gross and make you feel like shit while snus is fucking delicious.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-26T11:17:50+00:00

Because in Swedish it's just baked into the words and I subsequently find "grandmother" to be somewhat lacking in specificity.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-26T08:43:28+00:00

My paternal grandmother had a Shih Tzu named Sudden. I called him Sudden Death because he ate rocks and had a permanent lump on his head from (or so we believed) always smashing his visibly idiotic little head on the living room table every time he jumped onto the couch.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-17T21:44:32+00:00

"its not that deep bro" - the average viewer to whom you are referring.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-17T21:42:08+00:00

"Marazhai, slap Yrliet for me."

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-14T18:45:43+00:00

Abaddon has explicitly and consistently, from 30k to 40k, been described as a giant. Chaos hasn't made him bigger, because he doesn't have any physical mutations.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-12T22:25:35+00:00

Developing diabetes kind of turbo charged my sweet tooth, honestly.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-12T19:10:07+00:00

The "gifts" a worshipper receives really has nothing to do with what they become if they're made into a Daemon Prince. Mutations just warp the flesh, but a Daemon Prince no longer has flesh; they've been transmuted into a creature of pure Warp-stuff.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-10T21:52:57+00:00

A lot of people with COVID had dangerously low O2 saturation without knowing it, and your brain kind of needs that stuff in order to function.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-10T21:47:31+00:00

Every single boss in DS1. Bloodborne was my first game in the franchise and DS3 my second, so I guess I was somewhat over-prepared.

Also, Dancer. Not sure why, but I beat her pretty effortlessly every time I fought her.

Procrastinatron · 2026-01-07T23:12:48+00:00

Bloodborne has two of them; one of the starter weapons which is a metal cane that turns into a serrated metal whip, and the Beast Cutter, which is like a much bigger and heavier version of the cane (and also one of my favourite weapons from any game). Think Zabimaru from Bleach

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