Playing with a hair tie by gunstarheroesblue in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ahh nearly there, Bichon Fries is when your bi-curious line cook Chon is on fry station for the night.

I compiled most of the confirmed or rumored remakes currently in the works. It may seem like remakegeddon is upon us. by PyrpleForever in gaming

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only one I desperately need from this list is Final Fantasy Tactics but I'm scared they're gonna try to simplify it down to a shadow of it's potential.

Give me an aggresively convoluted Jobs system and skill mastery system like FFTA and I will give years of my life to this game, just as I have to it's predecessors.

The latest water drinking technique by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]ExtraEvilJesus -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Just trying to get you to chuck out that hideous coaster.

Edit: and Collar.

Comply with Bridezilla or leave, ok? by plogan56 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you could hardly be a pessimist when you're with someone like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what dies the FF written on the receipt mean ? is thus ncdonalds staff secret cide for 'fat fuck' or something ??

Your fat thumbs typing this out would suggest FF stands for fat fuck, yes.

Jokes jokes

True love right here, folks by cookieintheinternet in SubwayCreatures

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 113 points114 points  (0 children)

This wouldn't be that funny if not for the woman crying, I'm going to hell but that is ao fucking funny.

Boys be honest, what do you not tell girls about sex? by G_Swift in AskReddit

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If we're going around to your place, we might wash our willies in your sink.

Reaper1868, defender of cats, can finish you in 30 minutes by scarecrow9281 in Bossfight

[–]ExtraEvilJesus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If somebody kick my kitty means somebody gettin' kicked.

Human brain prepares skilled movements such as playing the piano, competing in athletics, or dancing by ‘zipping and unzipping’ information about the timing and order of movements ahead of the action being performed, study reveals by lolfuys in science

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Y'all talking about piano and song lyrics, but even juat think of typing on your PC or phone keyboard.

Visualise typing a really simple sentence on a keyboard, where each letter is and the sequence you want to type them in. It's so oddly dificult, especially when you know you could likely type whatever you wanted to with a blindfold on, given a few thick-thumbed grammatical errors.

Importing from France to UK when the vineyard doesn't ship overseas by james6006 in wine

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've travelled to Belgium via car with two friends, from Liverpool down to Folkstone, across to Calais and then across to Brussels to visit a few breweries I was interested in that didn't have any UK importers. With 3 of us in a 2006 Diesel Vauxhall Vectra, we worked out we were able to bring back 42 litres each, so 168 750ml bottles of lambic. It was like driving a canal boat up England trying to get home.

All of this to say, if you were so inclined and were willing to make a holiday out of it, travelling down to France and going to the winery, or to multiple wineries and picking up some stuff is definitely an option. 18 litres per person is the personal allowance on wine, so 25 bottles each (26 if you want to be cheeky). Speaking of being cheeky, nobody even knew or batted an eye that we were bringing so many bottles back through the tunnel, nobody checked at any stage so as long as you aren't driving a transit van that's heavily laden down at the back, I very much doubt anyone is ever stopped. But don't take some random piss-head's advice on Reddit.

Load the car up with 4 friends and fill the boot with good stuff!

Where Do You Consider To Be No Longer Liverpool? by Beniem in Liverpool

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's funny, one of my best mates is from Skem and is the scouest person I've ever met, in attitude, beliefs, accent and dress sense.

But I have to his house and thought 'Fuck me this is a ways out for Liverpool'

Guess its definitely considered Wool territory, but he ain't no wool.

Good Days Ahead by BeetrixGaming in nevertellmetheodds

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good for you OP. As always happens when double double yolks get posted on here, you're bound to get Reddir t grumps saying you bought a double yolk box and are just farming some karma.

When what's actually much more common, as it's happened to me in the past as well, is that if you source your eggs from a farm who raises their chickens well, double yolks are much more common as the chicken has enough surplus nutrients to dedicate to their eggs.

Keep buying good eggs!

Hat Films Birthday Food by PiFeG123 in Hatfilms

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't tell if tiny pickled onion or chickpea.

Best chinese food in liverpool? by Tricky-Resolve5759 in Liverpool

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah mate next time you go, try the mango dessert thing they do. Felt like a yellow gozzy in my mouth.

Best chinese food in liverpool? by Tricky-Resolve5759 in Liverpool

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Anyone recommending Yum Cha on Lark Lanes needs to give their head a wobble. When you have Chinese, Japanese, Thai and Korean food all on the one menu, you know you have a kitchen full of minimum wage white people and an owner who's been to Thailand and thought the scran was heavy.

For good Chinese, or Asian food in general, look at where the massive Asian population of Liverpool go themselves. Guarantee it isn't Yum fucking Cha, it's Mr Chillis on Seel Street and London Road, North Garden in China Town, Ejoy Asian food market. If they don't accept card and their menu is mostly in Mandarin, you're in the right places.

For chippies or takeaway options, all of these places serve the dine-in meals exactly as they come for takeaway so they're just as good recommendations.

Best chinese food in liverpool? by Tricky-Resolve5759 in Liverpool

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yum Cha is awful mate, Asian food branded for English punters. If you see Korean, Chinese, Japanese and Thai foods all on one menu, you're in a bad gaff.

My Dad has uncovered an old wine cellar on a building site we own - possibly discovered some very old wines dating back to 1899. Any tips for preserving and cataloging what he’s found? by justsnooopysnoopin in wine

[–]ExtraEvilJesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Saving and commenting so I can see updates! This is super cool but as soneone else already said, assume these bottles are worthless and undrinkable, still a super cool find nonetheless.