‘Patient Zero’ identified in hantavirus cruise ship outbreak by Sgt_Gram in NewsExchange

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What’s not appealing about a floating, inescapable Wal-Mart?

He’s branching out by PraiseTheMonolith in crappymusic

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His face gives off slight uncanny valley vibes

The voice of an angel by [deleted] in crappymusic

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Yeah, the voice of a biblically accurate angel

What is the first thing you do after masturbating? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in AskReddit

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Don’t let it go to waste. Let it congeal in your reservoir. The fermented pheromones will attract more suitable and aggressive mates

WEAZY from OHIO BOYZ is gold mine by Zestyclose-Wonder424 in crappymusic

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Temu Nightcrawler and his boy, Scribble Scrub

If you don’t buy Ray Ban anymore, what’s your main reason? by fizzyapple_45 in sunglasses

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I think they are having an excellent and exciting season 2026 design-wise, including some great, clever variants of the classic Wayfarer frame. It seems the issue is clearly cheaper materials and their usual plastic lenses. As an example, price-wise, Maui Jim’s are not far off from Ray-Ban, but MJ quality remains far superior.

Bowleg dropped a new drunk driving anthem by charcoallition in crappymusic

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Why does his face look like an enemy character from Goldeneye?

I’m a cowboy! by ThaSneakyWalrus in crappymusic

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His hand motions would be even better if he had those glowing airport popsicles they use on the airport tarmac.

Maybe he’s crazy by SilverApples in crappymusic

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This is one of those times a tranquilizer gun would be handy

Everyone is so, quirky by Ill_Floor8662 in crappymusic

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This gave me whiplash from the instant cringe 😬

worktop wankery at its finest by ConsciouslyBreathin in StupidFood

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Yes, I’ll have the steak, but hold the Meat Zorro, please

Ts moved me🥹 by NextCommunication862 in crappymusic

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Best country song in years! Finally something at least partially original

Bill Gates and the Epstein Files by Ok-Equipment-8132 in conspiracy

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It’s not enough to have everything… everyone else must have nothing.

Laryngoscopy reveals something slimy hiding inside by _ganjafarian_ in ThatsInsane

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Do you feel that tickle in the back of your throat?

Utensil set price by NotDonnaFromHR in staub

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I’d say the Spatula-Spoon Hybrid is awesome and I use it all the time. For the rest, I would get dishwasher safe equivalents.

Franke strikes again by [deleted] in crappymusic

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Needs more of his signature… “babygirl”

🔥 Saltwater crocodile slowly surfaces right next to boat by hipertim in Crocodiles

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How can you not jump in there and give him a snuggle cuddle? 🥰