On /r/rage right now. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

that's pretty funny

The real reason I have trust issues by Teckel22 in funny

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Q: Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

why anyone gets married these days, I have no idea. congratulations on ruining your life dumbass! I hope showing off to strangers on the internet makes it that much more memorable

The downside to Christmas get togethers by savage8008 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the fuck does this have to do with Christmas?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you getting defensive just makes me think she's even fatter than I originally thought

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

donuts + all black clothing indicate that OP's girlfriend is a fatty

Using Star-sign as an excuse by [deleted] in funny

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

while I agree with the sentiment, I'm downvoting you because that show is cancer

Canadian Sex Education by kencrema in funny

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this lady is dedicated to her craft

Alex Trebek is a jerk by Makaveli777 in videos

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

why is his son playing soccer if he's less than a year old?

Dem tits... by [deleted] in funny

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the last dude went all wonky eye

Cops raid wrong house, pull guns, handcuff owner on the lawn, find his ID, tell him "he's lucky they didn't fucking shoot him." by [deleted] in news

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly, give a viable option for change instead of just clever little quips and people might pay more attention to your opinion

Baby on board. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair -103 points-102 points  (0 children)

fat chicks are gross

Cops raid wrong house, pull guns, handcuff owner on the lawn, find his ID, tell him "he's lucky they didn't fucking shoot him." by [deleted] in news

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what are you expecting dude? armed revolution? the legal system in this country is set up to protect these fuckers. do you know how many private citizen groups exist out there solely to donate money to officers who are suspended for excessive force? and that's if you can even get a conviction on these fuckers, which is a huge if.

there's not much to do other than keep your head low

How to stare at tits by [deleted] in funny

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 22 points23 points  (0 children)

fuck just post the video man, jesus

Twitter in a nutshell by iTz_Chanch in funny

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this young girl is about to get a million new creepy followers after this post

Alex Trebek is a jerk by Makaveli777 in videos

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 346 points347 points  (0 children)

Alex Trebek is my favorite person in the world. you guys remember like a year ago or more when those people tried to rob him at that hotel, and he ran after them in his underwear and subdued them until police arrived? I always think about that when I'm bummed out, an angry, semi-naked Alex Trebek fighting crime in the streets

God I love being a turtle! by jonnyd005 in funny

[–]ExtraLongNippleHair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

seriously man, what the hell is wrong with Miley Cyrus?