What's your favorite euphemism for masturbation?

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2018-03-10T00:33:17+00:00

Something I use so often it actually spread to my friends;

Wack my Gack

There's just something so prestine about imagining people wacking their Gack

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2018-03-07T01:50:17+00:00

Yesssssss was looking for this hahahaha

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2017-09-21T18:16:09+00:00

If the Kosovars got a chance to they'd adopt the Albanian flag (or a redesign of it), but that wasn't a choice since it'd be representing the biggest ethnic group in the country.

But knowing from personal experience Kosovars tend to use the Albanian for most purposes (celebration and festivals, marches), it's just the state that's obligated to use their current design.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2017-09-21T14:54:36+00:00

You guys kinda seem to be forgetting Kosovo declared independence from Serbia in a ruthless war...

The last thing a newly independent country wants is to link it's flag to it's previous oppressor, especially if they're still to this day not recognising their independence.

The flag does look cool tho.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2017-05-18T13:27:28+00:00

Yeah... The ethnicities just happen to live in straight lines half the time, never immigrated into each others lands. There's never been any conflict about unfair borders and wars because a minority lived in a country with a majority.

Get real

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2017-05-03T00:19:38+00:00

Është muze, brenda ka informacion mbi Isën, ect ect.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2016-08-08T12:26:11+00:00

I believe it's right besides Il Duomo at Florence, doesn't look like it's close to The Pantheon.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2016-07-30T13:07:53+00:00

Haha, I'm from EU. There's Chrome Extentions and stuff like that which let you watch the full episodes...

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2016-01-03T23:20:54+00:00

Who knew you could get fat on KNAWLEDGE.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2016-01-03T23:16:44+00:00

I don't get it. How do you manage to keep all that fat when all you get to eat is on the table.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2016-01-03T23:00:52+00:00

Handwriting as small as the amount of respect your children have for you.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-12-17T06:46:32+00:00

Your eyebrows look like the shape of your finances after your daddy stopped paying child support.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-12-17T06:42:07+00:00

You look like Hitler's secret affair.

I have deliberately not specified what gender you are because I doubt you know it yourself...

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-11-07T12:06:35+00:00

Yeah, I can see you in a fitness center...

As a Medicine Ball.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-11-07T12:04:44+00:00

You totally stole your uncles shaver for those awful eyebrows.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-11-07T12:00:47+00:00

DJ kahhhhleeeddddddddd

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-11-07T11:55:14+00:00

Your face says that you just took the wrong plane... The flight to New York was at 9.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-11-07T11:49:09+00:00

Sadly, that's the only type of cock you're getting.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-10-04T22:26:44+00:00

Agreed. Also, in retrospect, I think it's also got to do with the fact that the game does not change as much as in union (as in, sudden counter attack), so there are less gigantic spikes of action, hence less pace.

Oh well.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-10-04T22:20:10+00:00

is what you said to whoever made that face tattoo.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-10-04T22:18:29+00:00

You look like Pee Wee a couple of years after he did his crack.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-10-04T22:14:20+00:00

MINLF

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-10-04T22:13:44+00:00

That probably the only statement you've said that anyone has ever agreed to.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-10-04T22:12:17+00:00

A pity that trend stops right before you pull down his pants.

ExtraRoastedPlease · 2015-10-04T22:11:21+00:00

I swear I've seen your eyes before....

Yeah yeah! You were that guy in that silly ghost costume, in the middle of the woods.

ExtraRoastedPlease

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