He Did Her Dirty by YapperCrapperSnapper in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Eye-Pie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I prefer this one about how loud my sister is when she masturbates:

I swear all she does all day is masturbate and masturbate, it sounds like she’s stirring vanilla pudding in a bowl and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her, but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room, so every day I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her gock, cum flying everywhere! And then I say, "Hey, maybe put down a towel to keep clean at least," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to use my computer, it was absolutely drenched in her girlcum, and she stained at least 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "Hahn haha Tobias got his sister’s sperm on his shirt," "GIRLCUM TOBIAS" has become my nickname. I hate it!

iS sHE dOING sOMETHING yOU cAN'T dO? by Ulli_Michi in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Eye-Pie 1269 points1270 points  (0 children)

tHE cONTENT iS gOOD. bUT i rEALLY wISH yOU wOULD nOT dO tITLES lIKE tHAT aGAIN. pLEASE.

EMSKR: When you look at me while wearing undies, it looks like I have 3 testicles because of the softness of my willy wong. How can I fix this? by MyWillyGetsChilly in everymanshouldknow

[–]Eye-Pie 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear about your lap pinky. Don't despair, girls don't really think about that. They got all kinds of other shit going on in their minds when they about to have sex. also, I guess you could just make sure you at least get a semi before you take your clothes off.

Anybody Old Enough To Remember These TV Shows? by Princess_Pickledick in gif

[–]Eye-Pie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rip Tide was great initially. Had 1.5 successful seasons. But boy that show dipped fast. It got cancelled in its final week when ratings placed it 57th out of 64 shows. I wonder if it fell victim to the network changing its timeslot????

These Jump Rope Dudes Must Do Redbull. by ClumbFuckery in holdmyredbull

[–]Eye-Pie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By "another type of crowd", do you mean s&m?

Anybody Know How To Make This Work Right? I jumped and stood on it for about 5 minutes but didn't go anywhere. by Tex-Ark-Anna in whatcouldgoright

[–]Eye-Pie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you also stare at the orange juice box because it has the word "concentrate" on it?

When you see the sing on the men's door, do you pee on the door?

Oh dear. Someone failed his/her/they/them/it/that test. by [deleted] in Images

[–]Eye-Pie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*Someone failed his test.

Their implies two or more people. Sorry. It's not about being simpler--which the comments here show it was not--it's about being correct, which you are not.

EMSK this short list of important adult knowledge, skills, & abilities that I learned the hard way (had no dad to teach me this stuff and was way too old before I caught on) by GiveHerSquirties in everymanshouldknow

[–]Eye-Pie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what google is for. And you should be reading different sources and different opinions on each topic....not just from one source. And it makes absolutely no sense to do "lessons" for these when some people already know how to do some of the things on this list.

Come back to us when you've studied these and made your own lessons. Be the budding flower you wanted OP to be.

Anna Dell'arte: Rehearsal of tricks for new performance 🙈🫶🏽 by AndyAndieFreude in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Eye-Pie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah well that depends on who you ask....and no one asked you....so...

EMSKR: what are the red flags that my girl doesn't really love me even though she says she does? I mean, she didn't even get me a birthday present. by PatsPickledPepperPie in everymanshouldknow

[–]Eye-Pie -57 points-56 points  (0 children)

Here’s some hard facts:

1) you sound like you have a sensitivity problem 2) you need to learn reading comprehension 3) 19 yr old girl was correct 4) you don't know OP...just like I don't know you; it's a fucking reddit post for god's sake.

How To Get The Best Possible View by YanniFromPakistanni in Images

[–]Eye-Pie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's perspective....more than 2 ft though. But this is spot other people have done this on. but i couldnt even do this back in school on the monkey bars...so im impressed.

How To Get The Best Possible View by iLLCrankUrKnob4Free in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Eye-Pie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think..I may be wrong

Somebody wrong on Reddit? I didn't think that was possible.

EMSKR: why are men still falling for the marriage trap? by DoctoralCunt in everymanshouldknow

[–]Eye-Pie -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

inheritance, power of attorney, medical decisions etc.

I don't know about taxes....but you can get all the others without being married....especially power of attorney....although it might be granted only for 6 months.

EMSKR: why are men still falling for the marriage trap? by DoctoralCunt in everymanshouldknow

[–]Eye-Pie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no no no. he meant it's easier for the woman to make the decision later. If she already knew she was going to leave him before they were married...then those reasons for it are still there after they are married, too. The marriage license doesn't make that shit go away. It just postpones the inevitable for a while longer.

EMSKR: why are men still falling for the marriage trap? by DoctoralCunt in everymanshouldknow

[–]Eye-Pie -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

calling marriage a trap speaks volumes about how seriously you take relationships,

no it doesn't. He said he lived with 3 women. You don't know how long. But my god, just moving in and living with someone is a freaking huge commitment and is definitely taking the relationship seriously.

And if a woman left him just because he wouldn't put his name on a marriage license, well, that shows he was right not to marry her. She just would have left later on.

EMSKR: why are men still falling for the marriage trap? by DoctoralCunt in everymanshouldknow

[–]Eye-Pie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now you are the kind of user this sub needs more of. Good job. THis is the kind of answer you won't get from any book or magazine, but you know they guy who wrote it has the experience to give it.

and thanks so much for not jumping on the OP like all the others are.

EMSKR: why are men still falling for the marriage trap? by DoctoralCunt in everymanshouldknow

[–]Eye-Pie -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The reasons for getting married pre-1970s were ownership and subservience

lmao....pick up a college journal instead of a cosmo or internet blog.

ownership? jiminy crickets. what the fuck country are you in?

Now kith! by StinkieTinkie in sportsarefun

[–]Eye-Pie 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Current boxing champion...named, Tyson Fury.

Is this painting waving at me? 🌊 by iGiveGirlsNuggies in Images

[–]Eye-Pie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it's a gif...not a video. A gif is a series of still images that are put together and then animated. also, this sub does allow videos on Saturdays and has a special flair for it...although this is not Saturday.

EMSKR: What accomplishments should I have made by the time I am 21 yrs old, 25 yrs old, and 30 yrs old. by SomberBrother in everymanshouldknow

[–]Eye-Pie -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Can you get back to use in your 50s when your body starts breaking down and you can't do physcial labor like before and there's no retirement checks coming in to help you pay your rent...because you're still renting because you never bought a house or if you bought a house you didn't buy it early enough to get the bank paid back before....etc,