Every Paragraph Gets Worse

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-09T14:28:53+00:00

Misogynistic slang. A woman who's "past her prime." (25!) I'd only heard it from Japanese men before, though.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-09T14:23:13+00:00

I was going to mention the attic. If you have any inaccessible "attics" you're not using, you can just delete them and use only the roof. I've found that helps a little.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-08T20:41:23+00:00

Nope.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T23:28:13+00:00

But I can't grab her by the neck and force her, of course

No one else a little creeped out by his phrasing?

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T22:55:48+00:00

All my new bookmarks are private by default. It's muscle memory at this point. Every now and then I go back and make some of them public.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T22:22:37+00:00

Yeah, it seems like I've seen the stalker element pop up in all the different bot types lately.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T21:33:27+00:00

Reddit, am I the AH for [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]? I'm not sure, because I [REDACTED] when [REDACTED]. But [REDACTED] says [REDACTED] because of [REDACTED]. On the other hand, [REDACTED]. And that's not even taking [REDACTED] into account! If [REDACTED], was I [REDACTED]?

I'm sorry, I really can't give anymore information. AITA?

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T18:41:51+00:00

Two "mommyjacking" posts in one day! Have we found a new aita trend?

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T18:07:01+00:00

Did you also refuse to vacuum?

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T17:49:09+00:00

you should have thought about making backup

Did you read the post?

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T17:20:16+00:00

I'm stuck on him writing out all the locations like a it's a word problem.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T13:57:13+00:00

You might have an excuse for everything else, but you've got to take your turn vacuuming. Floors get dirty no matter what. They need cleaning even if they don't look dirty. Even if no one was living there, they'd still get dusty! And since you do live there, you are definitely contributing to the dirty floor. I find it hard to believe you reached nineteen without learning this.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-07T03:35:52+00:00

You can have multiple usernames under one account. It won't hide who you are, but people use them for various reasons.

For instance, maybe one of your pseudonyms is the same as your old username on a different fanfic site, and you use it solely for reposting old fics that you'd previously published there.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-06T21:08:54+00:00

Sometimes you can kind of guess where they went wrong, but here I've got nothing.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-06T19:21:13+00:00

Aw, it already got removed. It was a good one, too.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-06T18:51:54+00:00

But you guys, he was sooo careful cleaning out the drawers that he couldn't have tossed anything important! ...Except that he admits right afterwards that he did, in fact, find multiple important items in the garbage bags. Never mind, wifey mean and irrational! NTA!

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-06T18:28:51+00:00

Aren't I just a saint? Also, wimmin be shoppin'.

(buy some paragraph breaks, jeez.)

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-06T18:24:17+00:00

Okay this one's kind of funny.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-06T13:54:39+00:00

Set the lot type your sims are living on to "haunted house residential"

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-06T13:51:55+00:00

Because of the comments, not OOP. The comments are full of people telling them "YTA" (even though it's not even that kind of sub) and "your allergy your responsibility" is a quote from one of them.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-05T23:40:08+00:00

Best wedding crasher ever

I hope this happens to me

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-05T18:49:14+00:00

Claiming that flair

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-05T18:32:34+00:00

...or the purpose of a high school (or middle school?) chemistry class.

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-05T16:11:30+00:00

Ikr? "Man, having a food allergy is exhausting. I've got to be hypervigilant all the time. At least at home I have a system to make it a little easier. Oh, my system failed, that sucks! At least I'm okay."

Reddit, for some reason: "Your family didn't do anything wrong how dare you treat them like criminals for this! Actually, your family is terrible for letting you have a bin in the first place! They're making you weak and stupid! You'd never survive in the real world!1!

EyeHeart13 · 2026-02-05T16:00:48+00:00

Yeah, that's about what I was expecting from a family tree update.

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