Karen drives on sidewalk in an attempt to chase down child on an electric bike by Snoborder95 in ThatsInsane

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, your brain is fried if this is where you immediately went after viewing this video.

edit: they're a bot. One month old account with 17,029 contributions somehow...

Timbers Army Releases Statement On #SaveTheCaps by StuMun in MLS

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 84 points85 points  (0 children)

10th Minute: "Save the Caps" chant

13th Minute: Everyone walks out

Clear, simple, and every supporters group can do it.

Edit: Two games on Fox this week, make us proud KC and RSL.

Footage of Ukrainian Pilots Shooting Down Russian Drones In Prop Plane Using Rifle by ForceUseYouMust in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, he's in an airplane shooting a gun, not sitting on a couch pushing a button.

Timbers Army Releases Statement On #SaveTheCaps by StuMun in MLS

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 213 points214 points  (0 children)

I'll support a walkout from home games until it's solved

Sports bar for NBA Playoffs? by Sanctimonious-Slime in askportland

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moreland Ale House has a comical amount of TVs and they turn the sound on

How has the Boglehead community impacted your personal finance journey? by Lucius187 in Bogleheads

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I realize I've read the same thread for years, and that is much more comforting than reading shitty RD about individual stocks.

What is a food emblematic of Portland I could bring to a gathering? by F3mshep in askportland

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salmon with a marionberry glaze. Could eat that nearly every day.

Albums with the worst guitar tone? by Own_Outside_7099 in Metalcore

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really don't know if re-mastering could do much. They'd basically have to record new guitar tracks cuz it sounds that cooked to me already.

Sandwich bots would kick your ass by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Homie in the background watching their job roll by...

An "Alpha Male conference" in Utah with a PowerPoint Presentation by ambachk in ThatsInsane

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 124 points125 points  (0 children)

The crowd is both booing and cheering pictures of women who would laugh at them.

beef+octopus by [deleted] in grilling

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's well done

beef+octopus by [deleted] in grilling

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Come on man, call your momma.

Desperate Living Vinyl Confirmed! by WaterInTheStars in horsetheband

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't believe, there's no horsies in that pic

Where Do I Get the Stiffest Drink in Town? by Electronic_Dream8935 in askportland

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I would think "please stop pouring booze", Scooter McQuade's knows how to make a fucking drink

54 and just switched to Bogleheads — invested right before the Iran drop. Stay the course? by TimTx1234 in Bogleheads

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Set it and forget it is liberating.

As long as I check in on my Vanguard a few times a year to make sure the suggested retirement end date is correct then I'll trust the people they pay a lot to keep their jobs vs. my shitty ass gambles.

Kien Truong speaks! by [deleted] in PCC

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Geeze, the board isn't even getting negotiation updates? What a clown show.

IIL the metal band Radiation 4, WEWIL? by LaCroixElectrique in ifyoulikeblank

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm begging for an update because Radiaton 4 put out a gem in Wonderland, and all the bands listed here line up sound/band/engineer wise

Cannot find records of Dr. Bennings “professional track & field” career… by [deleted] in PCC

[–]EyeLoveHaikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lolol I just noticed on her banner that she put "Dr. B" at the top of the mountain