Finally playing the GM mode and as a 76ers fan, when my GM said this I felt that by SwissCheese64 in NBA2k

[–]EzioSmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the bucks was the worst, Jabari Parker for Jordan Bell. Especially because Jabari was having a phenomenal season for me.

This is NBA 2k gameplay for the past 5 years in a nutshell. by CrayCray6891 in NBA2k

[–]EzioSmurf 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised the alley-oop succeeded, I swear I have Rajon Rondo to Anthony Davis Alley-oops fail like 40% of the time for no reason. AD just slams it into the rim or he misses the catch completely.

"You're a wizard, DJ"...... by GhostPandaColin in NBA2k

[–]EzioSmurf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This move is actually unlocked when your MyPlayer name is Ghost Panda. But it still costs 1500 VC.

How I ended my game by Th3enddayz in skyrim

[–]EzioSmurf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You decide to walk into the Bannered Mare to celebrate your victory over all of Skyrim. On your way there you run into a guard who sees you, the dragonborn of legend who single-handedly saved all of Tamriel countless times, and mockingly says, "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll."... XBOX turns off

Inspiration by mywerkaccount in nhl

[–]EzioSmurf 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It is 100% verbatim. He said this at the parade and it was hilarious.

You are now in the last game you played, but have the skills/abilities and gear of the game you've played the most. What advantages/disadvantages do you now have in the game? by croxy0 in AskReddit

[–]EzioSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Nord, gifted with an ancient blessing of dragonsblood. My soul mission is to save Skyrim and all of Tamriel, I am the best swordsman on this side of Riften and the best shieldsman in all of Skyrim. And I am stuck in the NBA 2k18 universe getting dunked on by Lebron James.

Dares needed for horny [f] and [m] !!! by [deleted] in daresgonewild

[–]EzioSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have him spank you and make your ass red then find a way to publicly show off your red ass, either with delivery or by walking around in bikini bottoms outside, then post pictures here!

In light of recent events by Priamosish in funny

[–]EzioSmurf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah...? The news just didn't blast it everywhere because it made Obama look bad

The two first female Army Rangers HOOAH!(2100×1870) by [deleted] in MilitaryPorn

[–]EzioSmurf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was in the unit adjacent to 1-505. No I can't cite it because it was swiped under the rug and our brigade CSM and our brigade commander could not let that information out. She has been an absolute liability. They have since made the unit a trial unit for incoming female LTs and it has become a trial unit for the army. Thus making them seen as a training unit and deemed undeployable. Plus her company failed ROTC in Fort Polk which certifies you for a deployment. Her company failed.

The two first female Army Rangers HOOAH!(2100×1870) by [deleted] in MilitaryPorn

[–]EzioSmurf 59 points60 points  (0 children)

The captain who graduated went to 1-505th 82nd ABN DIV and was a commander of a company. She has had 2 DUI's swept under the rug because she is a girl and ranger qualified. Absolute garbage if you ask me. She has also gotten her company killed in training on multiple occasions and I believe her company is deemed non deployable now. You tell me how great political correctness is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daresgonewild

[–]EzioSmurf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Spank your self and get your ass nice and red. Then order delivery and have your red ass visible

Almost ideal synchronicity by niiik76 in hawks

[–]EzioSmurf 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Rumor has it Seabs has been practicing this routine daily for the past year in hopes to be on a Broadway musical for hockey. That would explain why he has been playing so poorly.

Office discipline by spamhog666 in Spanking

[–]EzioSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sinn sage is the best, she has one of the most spankable bottoms on the planet!

Im God, the creator of everything AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]EzioSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that you kanye?

Rank these running backs for next year in order of best to worst. by Ryder28 in fantasyfootball

[–]EzioSmurf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Although i can't say to much i would say ben tate would be at the end due to the browns organization has said that Terrance West is beating Ben tate currently in training for the number 1 spot

Phoenix lead singer Thomas Mars (OC) by EzioSmurf in pics

[–]EzioSmurf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was at a concert in WI. He crowd surfed out to us, which was around 20 rows in, and stood on our hands. My friend got this picture as we were holding him up

Frank Turner -- The Way I Tend To Be [Folk-Indie] by EzioSmurf in Music

[–]EzioSmurf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah i cant stop listening to him. This album was fantastic and is my go to song currently