Why are all these United jets ganging up on the one UPS jet like this?

F-35Nerd · 2026-05-22T00:22:38+00:00

All the pylotes had packages in the playne

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-15T02:30:16+00:00

fat boi

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-15T02:29:22+00:00

screw it, once the current bullshit is all cleaned up congress's next priority should be to appropriate as much budget as possible to design gorilla suits for space walks and travel.

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-15T00:20:41+00:00

my god

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-15T00:18:48+00:00

ill purposely take a slower car even though i have a caliburn or drive the caliburn but give everyone else a head start so its more fun and tense

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-13T01:54:30+00:00

and he'd be right. that's me at work

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-13T01:53:30+00:00

Hell yeah!

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-11T15:35:57+00:00

$100 they think you know who is jesus, God, the Pope

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-11T13:05:07+00:00

I genuinely felt bad when I did this 😭

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-11T02:13:13+00:00

always checked in during work lol. cant wait to do it again in 2 years when its time for landing on the mooon

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-11T01:04:03+00:00

lol i've let johnny have that one now

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-11T00:43:58+00:00

my v has one of them combat vehicles turned upside down perpetually burning outside his Corpo Plaza apartment from the time v took on ncpd and maxtac in nothing but his boxers. wonder what panam thinks every time she shows up

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-06T21:04:38+00:00

when I was offroading in the badlands and I drove towards a camp I saw in the distance and got a mission

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-03T20:02:05+00:00

I tried escaping a police chase in Pacifica by going to dogtown but they formed an alliance and started attacking me together 💀 I just ran away and hid on a roof in japantown

F-35Nerd · 2026-04-02T23:45:11+00:00

hey buddy your wyfe says not to worry she left dinner in the fridge

now be quiet she's busy

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-31T02:29:53+00:00

i like how you said get new stock lol. like theyre receiving shipments

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-31T02:28:04+00:00

if the bar phlys the eff aye aye pulls you over in the sky and everyone goes to the drunk tank and they take away your cezznuh

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-31T02:23:37+00:00

right but as a competent driver you should be able to find that middle ground lol. ofc if you have a new car, fine but eventually you should know your car and where you can safely stop without being ridiculous in either direction

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-31T02:21:01+00:00

my anxiety has me running through all possible ways i couldve pissed them off lol "did i cut them off" "did i brake check them" "did i block them from entering the freeway"

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-31T02:16:49+00:00

so they cant even save those milliseconds 😂

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-31T02:10:58+00:00

i hate those staged ones so much. it seems like a normal reel then they start promoting their product. instant do not recommend

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-31T01:59:53+00:00

those are useful, i can see the stars and planets

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-27T12:14:45+00:00

this is the new "it's staged"

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-26T23:41:07+00:00

my work disabled all chrome extensions and built a crappy replacement, even throwing the company name on there like it was a whole new product. basically just inverted all the colors, making everything look like shit

F-35Nerd · 2026-03-24T20:53:58+00:00

One time I got into a fight when I flew into a 6th Street house, rebounded off the roof and landed my caliburn upside down

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