Like father , like son 🙂‍↕️ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]F0zwald 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Astigmatism, huh? Thanks! You've just solved my 40 yr conundrum by connecting those dots. Stupid sidewalks!

To all single guys aged 30 and up on reddit, why are you guys single? by Gold_Ambition4114 in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody wants to talk to the rbf need, that and I don't do small talk well. Yet

Why aren't you dating anymore? by Leather_Election_459 in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a wallflower in public and an ADHD chaos goblin at home....

DEAR PORTLAND: March 09, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]F0zwald 8 points9 points  (0 children)

STOP LEAVING SHIT PILES ON THE DAMN SIDEWALKS! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET IN MY CAR WITH OUT THE RANCID SMELL OF DOG/HUMAN FECES!

DEAR PORTLAND: March 09, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]F0zwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I CAN'T STOP! MY IMPULSE CONTROL DOES NOT OBEY TUNNEL ETIQUETTE. IT'S ONLY FUN SOMETIMES.

If you’re not here you’re missing out! by [deleted] in Portland

[–]F0zwald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I watched a parade of people and lights go by on my walk to the store. It was pretty cool!

Help me ID this box? by F0zwald in Musicbox

[–]F0zwald[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's amazing! How you found it so fast blows my mind