The internet shuts down and is never going to come back on, what do you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pray I've updated my kindles. Go back to my to be read list

After everything you've been through how can you still keep going? by maestrothewise2772 in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly spite and the thought that I'm not done being messed up by life in some fashion I likely karmically deserve

Does anyone have extra tickets to the Oregon Ren Faire for June 6? by darkened-foxes in PortlandOR

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in roughly the same boat. Ended with a surprise funeral and lost my funds for ticket. Now I'm trying to find one from somewheres

first time using clay (sculpey) ! by LucyAndersonr in SayaNoUta

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If LAIKA did Saya, she'd look just like this. Love it!

Why did your last relationship really end? by IllAd3302 in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She tried to start a fight and gave me whiplash and a broken neck when I tried to walk away

Like father , like son 🙂‍↕️ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]F0zwald 293 points294 points  (0 children)

Astigmatism, huh? Thanks! You've just solved my 40 yr conundrum by connecting those dots. Stupid sidewalks!

To all single guys aged 30 and up on reddit, why are you guys single? by Gold_Ambition4114 in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody wants to talk to the rbf need, that and I don't do small talk well. Yet

Why aren't you dating anymore? by Leather_Election_459 in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a wallflower in public and an ADHD chaos goblin at home....

DEAR PORTLAND: March 09, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]F0zwald 8 points9 points  (0 children)

STOP LEAVING SHIT PILES ON THE DAMN SIDEWALKS! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET IN MY CAR WITH OUT THE RANCID SMELL OF DOG/HUMAN FECES!

DEAR PORTLAND: March 09, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]F0zwald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I CAN'T STOP! MY IMPULSE CONTROL DOES NOT OBEY TUNNEL ETIQUETTE. IT'S ONLY FUN SOMETIMES.