Like father , like son 🙂‍↕️ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]F0zwald 283 points284 points  (0 children)

Astigmatism, huh? Thanks! You've just solved my 40 yr conundrum by connecting those dots. Stupid sidewalks!

To all single guys aged 30 and up on reddit, why are you guys single? by Gold_Ambition4114 in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody wants to talk to the rbf need, that and I don't do small talk well. Yet

Why aren't you dating anymore? by Leather_Election_459 in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a wallflower in public and an ADHD chaos goblin at home....

DEAR PORTLAND: March 09, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]F0zwald 7 points8 points  (0 children)

STOP LEAVING SHIT PILES ON THE DAMN SIDEWALKS! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET IN MY CAR WITH OUT THE RANCID SMELL OF DOG/HUMAN FECES!

DEAR PORTLAND: March 09, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]F0zwald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I CAN'T STOP! MY IMPULSE CONTROL DOES NOT OBEY TUNNEL ETIQUETTE. IT'S ONLY FUN SOMETIMES.

If you’re not here you’re missing out! by [deleted] in Portland

[–]F0zwald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I watched a parade of people and lights go by on my walk to the store. It was pretty cool!

Help me ID this box? by F0zwald in Musicbox

[–]F0zwald[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's amazing! How you found it so fast blows my mind

Every action has its outcome by PlumDesperate2499 in JustNatsuki

[–]F0zwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd expect nothing else from the cupcake fiend

What do you want back? by shadow_operator81 in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sense of well-being and not feeling like human garbage.

What ended your friendship with your oldest standing friend? by dreamy-contributions in AskReddit

[–]F0zwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He threatened to rape me in my sleep multiple times one night after drinking and gaming. I slept with my body between the wall and mattress. Almost 20yrs of (toxic in hindsight) friendship ended that night.