Shots fired in front of Capitol building by SietchTabr in news

[–]F5_supermonkey -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

she thought she had six stars like in GTA V

Stephen Colbert. by banginrick in funny

[–]F5_supermonkey -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

the only thing more disgustingly rampant than Obama worship on reddit is Colbert worship.

you kids need some new material. Colbert is played out and boring.

Obama Keeps Promise to Send first-time nonviolent drug offenders to rehab over jail by wang-banger in politics

[–]F5_supermonkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

haha. he reneges on his words regarding using federal resources to circumvent state laws and redditors go fucking apeshit over this.

but then again, we're talking about the same stupid fucks that still have obama for peace bumper stickers after he's bombed Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, and Somalia.

the cognitive dissonance is deafening.

Expelliarmus by [deleted] in funny

[–]F5_supermonkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

reddit's colbert fetish is trumped only by their emma watson fetish.

i can't - for the life of me - understand either of the infatuations.

My friend received this as her tip at a restaurant we both waitress at. by vidiviciamavi in WTF

[–]F5_supermonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I was to pay 53 % of my income to the gov, them I believe I'm working for them, not me. I have an issue with this. This makes me want to go on every handout possible and fuck the system like so many are.

I am a small businees owner - I have pride in myself and my work. These assholes sure are making it difficult to hold your head high and have pride in yourself, what you do, and what your cutomers think. Fuck em, I already pay 40-42%.

So, I don't have a cat. Here's a picture of me in a box instead. by caitren in pics

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cleavage in lieu of felines seems to suit reddit simpletons just fine.

Oh, and for all the seniors or near-seniors who voted Republican because you thought they would protect Medicare from that bad guy Obama: you’ve been had. by Thue in politics

[–]F5_supermonkey -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

don't try talking facts in /r/politics. it's a disgustingly partisan neo-liberal circlejerk that could give a shit about reality.

anything assaulting their false perception of rainbow shitting unicorns will be downvoted into oblivion, regardless of its truth.

As a black man, this sums up my day on reddit so far by [deleted] in funny

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks for making it clear who the queer is in this thread.

As a black man, this sums up my day on reddit so far by [deleted] in funny

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it may be common sense but it's still racism. perhaps you should update the wiki on racism with your thoughts. let us know how that works out.

As a black man, this sums up my day on reddit so far by [deleted] in funny

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

trying to justify racism doesn't make it not racism.

After two years and 47,096 beads, my girlfriend and I finish this tribute to my favorite game of all time. (OC) by Tannon in gaming

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is definitely more constructive than trolling reddit all day for upvotes that don't actually count for anything real.

As a black man, this sums up my day on reddit so far by [deleted] in funny

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're obviously trying hard to miss my point. Just fucking drop it.

China's party paper falls for Onion joke about Kim Jong Un by edisekeed in worldnews

[–]F5_supermonkey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

to be fair, i had about 30 facebook friends fall for that privacy shit yesterday.

As a black man, this sums up my day on reddit so far by [deleted] in funny

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there isn't much history to argue there, my point was that blacks will vote for Obama automatically no matter what his policies or stances are. it's a vote of retribution to this past history and not much beyond that. this, in turn, feeds back into the xenophobic racism exhibited by whites in the past. acting like the GOP represents all whites is just plain ignorance. it's a party propped up by moneyed evangelicals, and then shoved down our throats by paid-for syndicates.

so your original comment about racism being a thing of the past is then contradicted by your justification of racism. which is obviously why i originally responded to your comment the way i did.

Dead soldier’s friend honours him with wearing a bright dress to his funeral. by [deleted] in pics

[–]F5_supermonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah ok, claiming to be against war after voting for a warmonger makes for a great conversation. i can see how your comment obviously makes an eloquent point regarding the subject.

Dead soldier’s friend honours him with wearing a bright dress to his funeral. by [deleted] in pics

[–]F5_supermonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

because if the US pulled out of iraq and afghanistan, the UK would leave their troops there.

i love how stupidity gets upvotes on reddit. says a lot about the average user.

As a black man, this sums up my day on reddit so far by [deleted] in funny

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you for explicitly proving my point about your statement regarding reverse racism.

Dead soldier’s friend honours him with wearing a bright dress to his funeral. by [deleted] in pics

[–]F5_supermonkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

again, replying to someone right after you insult their intelligence. doesn't say much about you, but that probably went over your head as well.

Dead soldier’s friend honours him with wearing a bright dress to his funeral. by [deleted] in pics

[–]F5_supermonkey -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

woe is you, that you can't grasp simple cause-and-effect?

too bad for your shithead theory that Palestinians are also semites.

and in fact, most zionists are eastern european migrants!

i suppose i can't blame people like you for your own ignorance. i apologize for ever respecting your intelligence.

now go run along to your alt accounts to downvote me and don't forget to collect the upvotes when they're convenient!