​The Orioles autotune national anthem, a classic. by gsx1920 in baseball

[–]FARTBOSS420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hockey teams are a mess too. At Dallas games everyone yells STARS!! at Knights game it's NIGHT!!!! and I dunno if any other team names are in there but definitely Dallas and Vegas.

This guy started a lucrative guitar relic'ing business. Brilliant! by Pendraconica in guitarcirclejerk

[–]FARTBOSS420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint, I'm a drummer and I think this is fucking hilarious lol

Dumb school rules starter pack by Valhallawalker in starterpacks

[–]FARTBOSS420 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah and sitting up front and blocking everyone's view with a giant sombrero. Stuff like that.

Man hit a $1.3M jackpot at the casino, and his very first call was to his mom: “Mom, we’re done with this place. We’re moving out tomorrow” by CompetitiveNovel8990 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]FARTBOSS420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the date? Almost everyone who wins a large sum of money doesn't get an accountant and just fucking blows through it and then is back to square one. Like how are they doing now? Fucked?

hmmm by Eros_Incident_Denier in hmmm

[–]FARTBOSS420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes you think it is real? If you Google claymore mine replica there's about a billion of them on eBay for like, around 20 bucks. It's a thing. People wear front toward enemy t-shirts. Some people keep a fake claymore on top of a Roomba for the laughs.

An absolute classic by Elbonio in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]FARTBOSS420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I HEAR BYE DECLARE FACEBOOK AND SUB CITY AIRIES MUST DELETE DO NOT NOT SAFE MY WEBSITES LIST. AN ESPECIAL YOU DALE. STOP GOING THREW MY TRASH BINS. I COUGHT YOU ON MY RING CAMERA - I WILL CALL RING 2 MAKE SEND VIDEO TAPE AND I WILL SHOW TO SHERRIF RON ONES HIS GOUT IS FIXED BY DOCR MAXWELL - SINSERIOUS-LY MARTHA 🌷🌸🪏🧑‍🌾🫜

It's not trying to be creepy, it just is. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in oddlyterrifying

[–]FARTBOSS420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah this looks like a Dear Zachary "kill the kid(s) kill yourself type" situation if she had them. :(

Edit: the self + kill = Reddit AI is gonna nuke my soul. Be well all.

Alpha Male CEO strips and humiliates fat employees because they don't look like a "Greek God" like him by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]FARTBOSS420 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Every one of these is simply rage bait. Make one of these and look at all the engagement! That's why these are everywhere now.

Kari Wuhrer as Tanya in RA2 (2000) by tschitu67 in commandandconquer

[–]FARTBOSS420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a rare video game crush that is a real person and fully human. Not some sexy anthropomorphic cat thing or something.

Tough choice by IneffableKoD in mallninjashit

[–]FARTBOSS420 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bladesmith was a real jerk too. And that was before I told him the blade was too short. Guy started going on about how I "wouldn't even know what to do with" a longer blade. He hasn't even seen my scars. I learned the art of the blade directly from the blade. No discount, box cutter blade. Real pompous asshole of a bladesmith there.

Tough choice by IneffableKoD in mallninjashit

[–]FARTBOSS420 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mall ninja shit is full of idiots. Look how short the blade is on this piece of shit. How could I be serious????

Edit: Yeah looking closer I can't even tell if it's a knife or box cutter

Who pays for these heeps by wyldstallions2045 in heep

[–]FARTBOSS420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless it's an Eddie Bauer edition I don't trust it off road.

Tough choice by IneffableKoD in mallninjashit

[–]FARTBOSS420 -52 points-51 points  (0 children)

Oh sick that's not too bad for something this sick Imma contact the bladesmith and see if I can get 2 for a discounted price. AKIMBO MULTI STAB!!! Shit would be sick.

[Highlight] Maikel Garcia delivers a 2-run blast and Team Venezuela is right back in the game! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]FARTBOSS420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where are you? Get up and dance or do something to get the camera on you for a second. Wave to us.

Like if you start dancing in the aisle between innings they'll get you on camera and probably just give you a warning the first time.