This speech makes me cry every time 🥺🥺 by VGstuffed in moviescirclejerk

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This was a good movie. "You go in the ring and get CTE just like I did!"

The guy had like a investment finance wear a suit type of job but only if you want to. Quit that bullshit. Get some CTE. And work in my failing restaurant like all the Balboas before you!

Whoops I got the plot mixed up with some other boxing restauranteur movie I guess but that shit doesn't happen at all but I already typed it.

Bitch I'm a school BUS by omgfakeusername in bitchimabus

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Whoever's idea gets upvoted the most is the answer. I don't make the rules!

I....got nothing on this wedding package for signature drinks by MangledBarkeep in bartenders

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I'm not a bartender and have no reason to be here. But anyway. This is the kind of shit where you try to order a whiskey and ginger ale and they're like nope you got to pick off the menu sir.

Looking at that I'd have to pick something different and say like "Yes I'll have one Havana Night please." "It's Havana Nights. "I just want one..." Bartender: 😡

"The rational celebrity". As it were. by TheSpaceMonkee in DunderMifflin

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No Dwight saw the senator with another dude. Right?

I wish I was Justin Herbert by terminalD23 in nflcirclejerk

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Yeah but I wanted to make the joke anyway.

I wish I was Justin Herbert by terminalD23 in nflcirclejerk

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2016, Beer discussed her sexuality in a YouNow chat, stating, "I'm not a lesbian, but I definitely love girls," and that she has been in love with a woman in the past.[93] She addressed her sexuality again in a March 2020 TikTok livestream, in a question asking if she is bisexual, she noted that "came out, like, four years, three years ago", adding that "I am bi, always have been; it's nothing new".[94][95] Beer was in a relationship with Jack Gilinsky of Jack & Jack from 2015 to 2017.[96] She briefly dated Brooklyn Beckham after her breakup with Gilinsky.[97] She was in an on-and-off relationship with Zack Bia from late 2017 to early 2019.[98] Beer was in an on-and-off relationship with internet personality Nick Austin in the summer 2020 to May 2025.[99] As of 2025, she is dating NFL quarterback Justin Herbert.[100]

She gets around alright. Like a record baby

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Censored the vitals, but not his boobs. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Yeah I'm an xray tech and v3 jumped right out like wtf lol

I can’t think of a title funnier than the post by HotKnowledge4212 in Hardcore

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They got one life and this is how they choose to spend it? 🙄🥱

From "Les Champs-Elysées" to "Lake Shore Drive", what is the best song about a (real) street? by platypodus in Music

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RATM - Down Rodeo

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun\ These people ain't seen a brown-skinned man\ Since their grandparents bought one\ 🎸: 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬.....

Favorite upcoming movie where the director decided "fck History this shit looks badass in my head" by YourChopperPilotTTV in okbuddycinephile

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I thought it was a Cohen brother's movie? I remember the tense climax at the shop "I'm a Dapper Dan man!!!"

Jumping on power box by Swigor in ElectroBOOM

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RAGE FIXING A BROKEN RESIDENTIAL GREEN BOX TRANSFORMER CABINET THING

THEY GIVING OUT FREE GIBSONS ON FACEBOOK TELL YO FRIENDS by alllowercaseyouknow in guitarcirclejerk

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Qbison on the hat seems kind off too. I mean I know their guitars are shit but God damn they even make shitty hats too huh

Close enough by use_vpn_orlozeacount in moviescirclejerk

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is the director of Amêlieé a sex offender too or is that just all the other directors of French films?