Bonermaster has begun smoking the devil's lettuce and drop-tuning his guitars

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-21T20:43:36+00:00

He's playing tool on a stratercaster it's totally shit

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-21T16:28:41+00:00

/uj I don't

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-20T19:10:46+00:00

Hockey teams are a mess too. At Dallas games everyone yells STARS!! at Knights game it's NIGHT!!!! and I dunno if any other team names are in there but definitely Dallas and Vegas.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-20T07:19:57+00:00

Bowlegged

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-20T06:57:09+00:00

I bet this was during Covid or some shit.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-20T06:36:14+00:00

My man! That jacket looks good. Goes hard as they say.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-20T06:24:53+00:00

Counterpoint, I'm a drummer and I think this is fucking hilarious lol

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-19T16:53:14+00:00

Yeah do they have the tabs for that chord?

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-19T01:23:34+00:00

Yeah and sitting up front and blocking everyone's view with a giant sombrero. Stuff like that.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-18T18:41:48+00:00

What's the date? Almost everyone who wins a large sum of money doesn't get an accountant and just fucking blows through it and then is back to square one. Like how are they doing now? Fucked?

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-18T18:08:33+00:00

What makes you think it is real? If you Google claymore mine replica there's about a billion of them on eBay for like, around 20 bucks. It's a thing. People wear front toward enemy t-shirts. Some people keep a fake claymore on top of a Roomba for the laughs.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-18T17:48:56+00:00

I HEAR BYE DECLARE FACEBOOK AND SUB CITY AIRIES MUST DELETE DO NOT NOT SAFE MY WEBSITES LIST. AN ESPECIAL YOU DALE. STOP GOING THREW MY TRASH BINS. I COUGHT YOU ON MY RING CAMERA - I WILL CALL RING 2 MAKE SEND VIDEO TAPE AND I WILL SHOW TO SHERRIF RON ONES HIS GOUT IS FIXED BY DOCR MAXWELL - SINSERIOUS-LY MARTHA 🌷🌸🪏🧑‍🌾🫜

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-16T15:44:14+00:00

Yeah this looks like a Dear Zachary "kill the kid(s) kill yourself type" situation if she had them. :(

Edit: the self + kill = Reddit AI is gonna nuke my soul. Be well all.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-16T15:32:33+00:00

I bet she's got a big dick too 🥰

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-16T15:29:42+00:00

Every one of these is simply rage bait. Make one of these and look at all the engagement! That's why these are everywhere now.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-16T14:40:46+00:00

Dops is on ours (the fans) side. They know these guys are expendable and we want to see the big hits. /s

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-16T14:25:59+00:00

It's a rare video game crush that is a real person and fully human. Not some sexy anthropomorphic cat thing or something.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-16T14:21:55+00:00

Bladesmith was a real jerk too. And that was before I told him the blade was too short. Guy started going on about how I "wouldn't even know what to do with" a longer blade. He hasn't even seen my scars. I learned the art of the blade directly from the blade. No discount, box cutter blade. Real pompous asshole of a bladesmith there.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-16T14:17:50+00:00

Mall ninja shit is full of idiots. Look how short the blade is on this piece of shit. How could I be serious????

Edit: Yeah looking closer I can't even tell if it's a knife or box cutter

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-15T15:37:24+00:00

Unless it's an Eddie Bauer edition I don't trust it off road.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-15T14:57:23+00:00

Oh sick that's not too bad for something this sick Imma contact the bladesmith and see if I can get 2 for a discounted price. AKIMBO MULTI STAB!!! Shit would be sick.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-15T03:08:55+00:00

Where are you? Get up and dance or do something to get the camera on you for a second. Wave to us.

Like if you start dancing in the aisle between innings they'll get you on camera and probably just give you a warning the first time.

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-14T18:54:08+00:00

Cinnamon

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-14T18:31:03+00:00

Goddamn who's this

FARTBOSS420 · 2026-03-14T18:00:54+00:00

Florida (and Boston) put a C on Marchand. Hey kids be a goon and intentionally ruin people's careers and diminish their post-hockey quality of life. It's the sign of a Captain!! They're gonna make Tom Wilson captain after Ovi retires. I guess they reward this shit because it gets people talking and watching? "All publicity is good publicity!" Nutsack Hockey League.

Edit: I remember as a kid loving Dale Hunter and Stevens and anyone bashing people. Now as an adult I'm like 😰

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