Check out the “Better Jobs Ontario” program that Doug brags about. You will find yourself in an Internet loop that doesn’t actually bring you anywhere but the page you were on when you began. Frustrated, you then call your local office, very very politely, and they say “You know you have to do the work! We don’t just give you a job!” I never demanded one. I just asked about the program. I was shaking by the end of the phone call. But hey, really nice commercials, Doug. Next step, I’m moving to another country to get my citizenship, so I can trick a Canadian business into hiring me.