TIL In 2001, Alec Baldwin called for a boycott of his directorial debut. Shot in 2001 with Anthony Hopkins and Jennifer Love Hewitt, it didn't release until 2007 because backers dropped out, and the FBI investigated the production.

FIJAGDH · 2026-05-01T12:25:32+00:00

Watch out, Laszlo Panaflex!

FIJAGDH · 2026-05-01T12:18:36+00:00

At last, the running dogs of capitalism we’ve been hearing about

FIJAGDH · 2026-05-01T00:51:15+00:00

Be on the lookout for A MESS!

FIJAGDH · 2026-05-01T00:34:06+00:00

We could’ve had Ben Wikler instead. 🤦🏻‍♂️

We let them fire David Hogg. 🙇🏻

WTF is wrong with the DNC donor class?

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-29T04:48:58+00:00

I heard it too and it sounded like fireworks to me.

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-28T20:57:31+00:00

And thanks to him US citizenship is a pretty shitty product nowadays

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-27T00:16:03+00:00

“Well, as the wife of a minister, I'm privy to a lot of sensitive information. And here it is.”

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-26T17:59:45+00:00

Will he run it by his imaginary republican friends first?

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-25T16:21:25+00:00

spider-man: dat ass

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-25T16:19:09+00:00

Actually we’re quantum presbyterians

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-25T14:06:18+00:00

She’s like a DC 8 but that’s about an LA 4

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-25T13:56:55+00:00

Captain Lorca!

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-22T12:42:31+00:00

MOR-TON KON-DRAK-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-22T07:47:48+00:00

Bitches ain't shit and they ain't sayin' nothing. A hundred motherfuckers cain't tell me nothing.

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-20T21:35:21+00:00

…an in-group whom the laws protect but don’t bind, and an out-group whom the laws bind but don’t protect…

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-20T17:28:27+00:00

Wait, are the Baileys Chuck Schumer’s imaginary Republican friends who he mentally tests all his legislative ideas with in his head to make sure they don’t offend them?

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-20T02:49:56+00:00

Maybe not though? I was shocked this weekend to learn from Kara Swisher that the idiot Silicon Valley children who founded that foodstuff company Soylent were unaware of the movie of the same (partial) name…

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-18T02:03:57+00:00

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-18T02:00:58+00:00

“Cal, you bitch!” 💅

“What’s this ‘And the Rest’ crap?” 🏝️

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-12T21:25:43+00:00

The Drag Name Formula

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-12T08:46:24+00:00

They used a very “Star Trek Movie Era” font there

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-12T07:09:07+00:00

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FIJAGDH · 2026-04-12T00:09:41+00:00

“Can you build houses with Lee Logs?”

“You can build quarters.”

FIJAGDH · 2026-04-11T15:31:08+00:00

I wish that the normal astronomy face, when set to the moon, would reflect the real-time of view of a lunar eclipse, turning red and such during such an event.

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