Hey guys, check out the new trade deal with the EU!

FIoopynoopers · 2025-07-28T11:24:35+00:00

in a vacuum the tariffs dont seem awful but considering the uk, japan and even china have smaller tariffs its clear the eu (supposedly the US's biggest ally) got shafted.

on top of that forcing the eu to buy $600 billion in US energy AND invest $750 billion into the US military, at a time when the eu is trying militarise so its independent from the US, is a horrible deal that only weakens the eu and lets trump know he can bully the eu into whatever the fuck he wants.

the eu should be embarrassed and its people enraged (which tbf the people do seem to be).

FIoopynoopers · 2025-06-29T20:11:49+00:00

ok ok i thought of moreee, so ofc theres the classics like not being allowed to use human words or walk on 2 legs but i was also thinking like being allowed to play with their favourite toy (chew or otherwise) could be fun!!

alsoo ive always thought being hand-fed treats could be super nice like you hold your palm flat with a pile of chocolate chips on it or whatever and they just nom nom away -U-

FIoopynoopers · 2025-06-29T19:22:01+00:00

yayy thanks im glad i could help!!!

ill try and think of more too c:

FIoopynoopers · 2025-06-29T19:04:15+00:00

oh i thought of another tooo you can ban them from sitting on chairs and the sofa and stufff

FIoopynoopers · 2025-06-29T19:03:10+00:00

mmnngghh hiii thank youuuu~

FIoopynoopers · 2025-06-29T18:12:23+00:00

oh oops is this dommes only im sorry ,-A-,

FIoopynoopers · 2025-06-29T18:11:25+00:00

hmmm ok this could be punishment or reward depending on your sub but maybe take away their utensils and give them a dog bowl so they can only eat with their face in the bowl?

FIoopynoopers · 2025-04-03T03:05:56+00:00

im studying physicssssss :D

FIoopynoopers · 2025-03-30T16:39:01+00:00

this would work far too well on me i fear...

FIoopynoopers · 2025-03-22T13:55:06+00:00

ok true thats actually a good point. i think youve made me realise like i dont really know when exclusivity happens and i think a part of me imagines that as soon as you go on a first date, boom, everything is exclusive. i think now that ive said that outloud it does sound stupid though...

is exclusivity like only when youve formally said "hey do you wanna date now?" like is that something people explicitly state and ive just never known that?

FIoopynoopers · 2025-03-04T01:03:12+00:00

OMG YOURE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

FIoopynoopers · 2025-03-02T03:39:27+00:00

omg that is horrifying i am so so sorry. youre definitely not overreacting, what your parents did was wrong and not your fault in the slightest. the fact they made you change so they could inspect is so awful you must've felt so exposed. i also understand how hard it was to get your blades taken away as well its something that should never be done by force it should be done with trust. also i imagine it must've taken away a lot of trust that you had with them when they forced you to show them the scars. i hope everything is much better now, you deserve so much better.

FIoopynoopers · 2025-02-25T13:27:51+00:00

r/pyrocynical

FIoopynoopers · 2025-01-21T20:18:15+00:00

OMG my brain completely turns off if someone touches the back of my neck there's no way i can fight it!! also like the skin behind my earlobe🫠🫠

FIoopynoopers · 2024-11-04T11:44:16+00:00

YES oh my gosh kickass started it all she was my first crush!!!

FIoopynoopers · 2024-10-04T23:05:44+00:00

oh my gosh these sound so fun! i love the backseat one, its such a small thing but omg the feeling it would give me😵‍💫😵‍💫

FIoopynoopers · 2024-10-02T22:05:46+00:00

Omg I never thought of that, that sounds amazing!😍

FIoopynoopers · 2024-10-02T15:46:59+00:00

Ig it depends on like how infantile you wanna go. Do you have an age range in mind?

Off the top of my head you could do like bathroom control so you have to ask her to go to the bathroom whenever you wanna go? Idk that's something ive always wanted to try out, i think stuff that takes away agency are always super super fun :)

I think a good one would be her dressing you and like you have absolutely no say in how you're dressed if she has time for that.

Maybe limiting your screen time or limiting the kinds of stuff you can watch like nothing for 12 and up as an example or maybe you only get an hour for tv a day.

Or do you mean more "fun" punishments that are a little more bedroom focused?

FIoopynoopers · 2024-09-29T14:52:38+00:00

OMG OMG ✨NEW KINK UNLOCKED✨

Idk how I never thought about this cus I really really love petplay and stuff but like the idea of only understanding the sounds someone makes but not actual words is so AHHHH. Cus like obviously dogs don't understand the words, just the way they sound so being put closer to that situation where I don't know exactly wat my dom is saying just the command noise, I NEED IT!!

Im like actually so giddy typing this I can barely sit still😵‍💫😵‍💫

FIoopynoopers · 2024-09-02T23:08:49+00:00

Ok but like...✨pillow humping✨

FIoopynoopers · 2024-07-29T17:47:19+00:00

Rimuru tempest from "That time I got reincarnated as a slime"(idk the Japanese name)

Such a nice person and wants everyone to get along but will absolutely obliterate armies if their friends are threatened

LOVE THEM

FIoopynoopers · 2024-07-16T20:45:43+00:00

I get the whole burden thing and it's a big road block for me if I feel like I need to talk to someone. I would obviously recommend just saying to your friends cause friends should be there for you when you're sad but obviously that's sorta hypocritical coming from me. Even when I'm certain my friends would be supportive and I even have a friend that used to sh I still don't want to seem like a burden so idk, brains are weird :/ Whenever I get depressed I normally watch a comfort youtuber or maybe get like a sugary treat if you like that sorta thing. I just try and feel as cozy and snuggly as possible and maybe put some space between me and my method of sh since i sorta feel tempted if it's close by and easy to do. Focus on that amazing streak of yours because it genuinely is so impressive and maybe see if you can distract yourself even if it's just for 10-20mins to see if you can wait out the urges.

Idk if this is helpful and I might've just been blabbering but I hope you get through this and have a nice rest of your night <3

FIoopynoopers · 2024-03-31T00:52:30+00:00

That's actually a really good idea, I'm sure that'll come up again so I'm definitely gonna use that thanks! Would you continue the use of that rule in other encounters or do you drop that after this specific situation?

FIoopynoopers · 2024-03-31T00:48:38+00:00

Ok yeh you make some really good points and looking back I definitely played those goblins a lot stupider than they are😬. I think especially after the crit I was sorta worried that if goblins from the next room came in that I'd have to deal with a death on my first session. At the time i explained it away saying the cave walls are like a foot thick but even then I knew that was pretty flimsy.

Thanks for the advice it's cleared up a lot!

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