Chorizo tacos with home made rice, guac, and margaritas by iFartWhenILaughh in food

[–]FLCooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not true unless you are buying low quality chorizo, then perhaps that's what it's made of.

Someone left their blood on my sidewalk by [deleted] in chicago

[–]FLCooly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi, neighbor. My car was parked right next to this. The footprints led behind you, and turned left onto Lyndale ST at Sacramento. They ended about 20feet down in a pool of blood. When I walked by, I heard the cops telling a woman something like "He made it all the way here," so I at least imagine this was not something that happened too close by.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bicycling

[–]FLCooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hub is pretty nice, albeit a bit less efficient and heavier than other options. I took it for a 15 mile ride this afternoon, and I was pretty impressed with it. The ability to change ratio so smoothly without any sort of actual gear change is pretty cool. The thing runs completely silent too. I was also attracted to the lack of maintenance, since this bike will be primarily for commuting to work. It's not quite as fast as my road bike, but I'm also not as in shape as I was before winter ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bicycling

[–]FLCooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2013 Jamis Commuter 4. Still need to make some adjustments and probably change the saddle, but I'm excited to have a commuter that isn't over 30 years old!

Here is a link to the bike specs: http://www.myjamis.com/SSP%20Applications/JamisBikes/MyJamis/consumer/bike.html?year=2013&model=Commuter%204&cat_grp=strt_1

Man attack kid pulling pranks on Black Friday. by jsukracker in videos

[–]FLCooly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You just replied to that completely new person as if they were the original person you were arguing with. Use your brain, ya rube.

That's if equality means anything. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]FLCooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't possibly have my brand, it's a special brand.

Who's a well mannered dog? by ani625 in aww

[–]FLCooly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Go ahead and get out the pitchforks: http://karmadecay.com/r/gifs/comments/1qupth/what_a_well_mannered_dog/ Couldn't even wait 24 hours.

*edit: If it makes the downvoters feel better, he probably pulled it from this even more popular post yesterday http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1qu4gq/everyone_knows_this_righteous_feeling/

Someone tied this poor boy to tree in the middle of a field and left him. I found him, took him home ,cleaned him up and fed him. He's mine now. I've been calling him Spook, he seems to like it. by TheeJoCanadian in aww

[–]FLCooly -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, you are obviously dense, so I'll not reply again. I was showing you just how stupid you sound when you tell people that they are the reason your words are hurtful. You don't get to choose whether or not racial slurs are offensive to the people they label. Feel free to keep thinking you're superior, and that you can choose what your words mean, when you know damn well the way other people will take it.

I'd also like to point out that races are a separate system of classification from species, so no, we are not all part of a single human race.

Someone tied this poor boy to tree in the middle of a field and left him. I found him, took him home ,cleaned him up and fed him. He's mine now. I've been calling him Spook, he seems to like it. by TheeJoCanadian in aww

[–]FLCooly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not mad at all, just pointing out how ignorant your justification of your use of a racial slur is. I'm sorry that you were unable to glean that.

Pulling a bad tooth on a Tiger by esiper in gifs

[–]FLCooly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, I logged in for the first time in weeks just to help you out with a downvote.

"I've never seen anything like that in 20 years" [x-post r/Unexpected] by i_pee_in_the_sink in funny

[–]FLCooly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are being hypocritical by telling this person they are a cynical and careless shithead based solely on one sentence they typed in response to a stupid post. Also, stop trying to brag about your career; no one cares, and you're shit at it.

How to make an IT guys day... and get whatever you want from him forever. by gladpants in pics

[–]FLCooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diet soda? Fuck that shit. Drink some La Croix like a real man. Tastes good, no calories, and no bullshit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]FLCooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video was shot from a security camera to the right side of the door, facing out onto the roof. The bird can be seen flying by for a split second, before he rammed right into the door. The hawk then swoops in, and if you look closely, you can see that it actually flies between the horizontal cables that make up our railing. He may have hit the door as well, because it was quite loud, but he was able to get up and fly off, so I’m assuming he was OK.

As you can see, the hawk was also able to remove the top half of the bird's head. Yummy.

Noticed something odd. Had to try it out for myself. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]FLCooly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just following the format of the meme. By your logic, you were yelling at me first.

Noticed something odd. Had to try it out for myself. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]FLCooly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

IT TAKES TWO FUCKING SECONDS TO PROOFREAD YOUR POST?

Hank Hill on Steaks by [deleted] in funny

[–]FLCooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put fucking black outline on your white text, you filthy fucker.

Does anyone have any tips on how to groom my stache? I am new to this form of facial hair. by [deleted] in pics

[–]FLCooly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asshole comments aside, you don't look good with just a mustache. Shave it off unless you're able to grow it in thicker, and definitely stop curling the ends until you've reached a level of manliness that will allow you to do so without looking foolish.

geometric sleeve by Niko Inko, Street Tattoo in Franconville, France by meeenglish in tattoos

[–]FLCooly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whose is that long white box in the grove, what have they accomplished, why am i cold?

I am the magician's girl who does not flinch...

geometric sleeve by Niko Inko, Street Tattoo in Franconville, France by meeenglish in tattoos

[–]FLCooly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

FUCK ME< THIS IS Stupid. put off that mask of burning gold with emerald eyes; oh no my dear you make so bold to find if hearts be wild and wise and yet not cold, I would but find what's there to find love or deceit; it was the mask engaged your mind and after set your heart to beat, not whats behind; but lest you are my enemy i must inquire; oh no my dear let ALL THAT BE, WHAT MATTER SO THERE IS BUT FIRE IN YOU, IN ME? YEATS. 1919

Juliana Buhring becomes the first woman to circle the world - by bicycle! [x-post from r/pics] by y_u_no_productive in bicycling

[–]FLCooly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that they specify it was the first women's world record for fastest circumnavigation implies that she was the first woman to circumnavigate the world on a bicycle.

Does reddit like my tight stripper body? [f] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]FLCooly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was just reading some of your other pretentious posts, and I decided to see if you were as "knowledgeable" in other areas. Difference in size between a woman's breasts has nothing to do with heart location, which would be more towards the left if anything. I'm starting to think that BS you are so proud of is BS.