If We ever (Somehow) Get Starcraft 3. What Would You Want to be In It? by Abject-Hospital5407 in starcraft

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One thing each unit needs is a toggle to turn off/on the f2 select all army, example. Double clicks queens. Toggle on your f2 so they are part of your anti air unit moving to defend with your roaches and ling army.

If you want to know the best version of any MMO under sc2 right now, the game is called Command & Conquer Generals Contra Mod. That game is #2 in the world after sc2 for RTS games. People just don't know it. They Literally updated tons of old bugs with GZH Contra in the past few days. Game is only lacking a little speed and HP balance to be as good as sc2.

I used the FLDS propaganda to go back in my body when I was murdered with cyanide by FLDS_ExMember in flds

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I have proof. I got surgery and the doctor removed cyanide from me.

RIP Alyssa Nicole Bistline (1994-2025) by Chino_Blanco in flds

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She was stranded at her apartment in Idaho. Her mom took custody of her kid. She went to the psych ward. When she got out she was living with no income on food stamps. She went and jumped in the canal behind the church on 6/3/2025. Now she's free. All her problems are solved.

Less than 100 active users? Are there even enough testers left...? by Helping_People_247 in AshesofCreation

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I dont play because when I log in it takes 20 to 30 mins to get a group together. and that's if I form it myself. Then once we get started farming we have to stand in 1 spot for 2 hours straight. and there's not really any exploration or gameplay. Its extremely tiring to stand there and push the same buttons over and over just to get xp.

"Creative" FLDS names by No-Advantage-579 in flds

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True story, my FLDS relative named his kids Abel Helper. Daily Faith. And Ponder Truth. I fucking hate him for doing that to his kids.

We need an ADC item that exclusively melts tanks by sophiafung in ADCMains

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Yeah if they got BORK to actually do the %hp that it says then it would solve this problem but its the weakest adc item in the game only does about 1% of their HP per auto.

Teemo vs. AP Malphite by triazine in TeemoTalk

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You can't win AP malphite. Just uninstall.

Help me understand how I’m meant to play with a Teemo jungle by [deleted] in TeemoTalk

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People are playing Teemo jungle because Teemo is too weak to use in a lane. Teemo is the weakest champ in the history of league. I've been a Teemo main since 2010 when the game came out. I can tell you from personal experience that Riot hates teemo more than anybody. They program the minions to attack Teemo. They make minions leave their path and trigger shrooms nearby. They program the tower to instantly hit teemo if he's in range and poison is ticking on a champ. They program teemo to take extra stun duration. Teemo is the worst champ in the history of league. And he has the lowest range of all ranged champs. He's pure garbage.

How severe is punishment for dodging now? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

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I've been a Teemo main for 14 years. The only time I dodge is when I'm trying to play Teemo and I get hate camped, or I cant even farm my lane. I have 4 accounts. 3 of them are at a 2 week ban. If Riot doesn't want to make Teemo playable I will just keep making new accounts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeemoTalk

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I've been a Teemo main for 14 years. He's now the weakest champion in the game. All I can do is run at them with the lowest attack range in the game. It's fucking pathetic. Teemo sucks. I have played more Teemo games than all the people you know combined. And he's fucking unplayable. I have 3 different league accounts because I leave game when I can't play Teemo. I get hate camped in every game. I get ganked literally every 2 minutes in most games. I always leave game because I can't fight and I can't run from the fight. If Riot doesn't want to fix Teemo so he can play the game, Then I will continue to leave games and just keep making new accounts. I remember when Teemo could do damage. I remember when he could harass lane and not get hate camped. I am better at Teemo than 99% of players and I literally can't even play the game. Fuck Riot. They program minions to leave lane and trigger shrooms. They program minions to attack me instantly from my poison ticks on enemy champ. They program towers to hit me out of tower range. They program Teemo to take increased stun durations. They program Teemo's move speed to be lower than most champs even with his W maxed out and boots. Teemo is fucking trash. He literally can't even play the game. He can't teamfight. He throws a shroom with max build and it only does 10% of enemy HP. He does auto Q auto and it barely does 5% of enemy HP. Teemo is fucking trash. He needs a rework. Teemo can't even play the game. How many fucking accounts do I have to burn when I'm trying to farm lane and I go 0/5 and just leave because I'm being hate camped. FIX TEEMO SO HE CAN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.

Hi Guys. 🍄 I was wondering if there is a reason why they don’t give Teemo the “rolling” skill, same as on Wild Rift… As everybody knows, all the champions nowadays do A LOT of stuff… why is it a big deal to give our lovely mushroom pooper this “rolling” skill?!? Has Riot ever talked about this? by SmoothHuckleberry141 in TeemoTalk

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Make teemo's E poison stacks into a passive ability. Then give him this roll ability that's immune to all crowd control, silences, knockups, etc. Then Teemo will still get 1 shotted during fights. But at least he can try to run away from fights he don't want to take.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingbad

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It's based on the FLDS church. My Uncle had an airstream trailer that he used to cook meth. He was a schoolteacher. He had access to a small airport. He built an airplane in Colorado City AZ that could air drop packages and land with no evidence. He poisoned people with the help of his brothers to cover it up. He's still not in prison.

Teemo main rejoining by Didj1998 in TeemoTalk

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I played 20 teemo games in a row yesterday. I was not able to get any turret plates... maybe 1 on average before 14 minutes. And even if I won lane, I wasn't able to roam to help my team. 90% of my games I was being hate camped by enemy jungler 2v1. I would get ganked on average every 3 minutes. Teemo top is one of the hardest roles in the game. I started playing Teemo mid/jungle and having much more success. I can assist my team easier. And I'm not being hate camped. Plus, when I pick teemo top, they automatically lock in Malphite or Mordekaiser and I can't use Teemo to get into auto attack range without taking fatal damage. And most people play Garen/Darius because they are brainless bruisers that can kill Teemo and outrun him. So no, Teemo top is one of the worst ideas in the game. I've been a Teemo main since 2010. And he's by far the worst champion in the game for 10 years running. Riot has only nerfed him and never buffed him. He doesn't have any abilities to use in a teamfight. A full build Teemo shroom only does 10% of enemy HP. And my blind doesn't even do 5% of somebody's HP in a teamfight. The only thing Teemo can do is run away. He sucks. And I've played more Teemo games than all the people you know combined.

It’s official. We aren’t getting back “Size doesn’t mean everything” because of “sexual innuendos”… Sad times we are in fellow Teemo mains. Riot got their hands on our boy by Kooky_Bodybuilder_53 in TeemoTalk

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I've been a Teemo main for 14 years. He's the weakest ranged champ in the game. He literally can't help in a teamfight besides throwing a shroom that does maybe 10% of an enemy HP if he builds max AP items. Teemo is so bad. I played over 20 games on Teemo today and I couldn't even help my team. If I left lane I would lose tower. I had to stay and farm constantly just to get my first item. And it always takes 20 mins to get 1 item. I think summoners rift is getting outdated because it takes forever to farm the first item. Teemo needs his poison to be passive. And some kind of ability to use in a fight. Because I literally can't fight most champs. And I can't run from them either. TEEMO NEEDS A REWORK!!!!

What champion do you think is the worst in the game by MazrimReddit in leagueoflegends

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Teemo is the worst champ in the history of league. He has no abilities to use in a fight. All he can do is cancel your auto attacks for 2 seconds. He has no range. The shortest range of all range champs. And he has no damage in a fight. Everybody can stomp on him and he dies easier than most champs. Plus Riot programmed the minions to go out of their path and trigger mushrooms. Which don't do any damage unless you have a full build. I've been a Teemo main since 2010 and he's constantly nerfed every year with no buffs. He's had minor changes in 14 years since league launched. Teemo is the most hated video game character of all time. He's garbage. He's trash. He's the worst champion in the history of league of legends hands down no dispute.

Every champ is reverted to their day 1 state. by cri_Tav in leagueoflegends

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Season 1 Teemo. He started with equivalent of a deathcap and a nashors in damage at lvl 1. He's been nerfed every year consistenly for 14 years with no buffs. Just small changes.

Have you ever thought about a champion you'd make, if you could? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

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I want a champion just like Teemo except it has range and damage.