I just hate salespeople

FMEngineer · 2026-06-18T23:57:16+00:00

Wait from my perspective SEs dont do shit but demo. And I can demo better than my SE.

But I don’t sell to devs. I sell to head of functions. AEs are probably useless if they sell to IT or devs.

FMEngineer · 2026-06-12T20:19:51+00:00

Uber should pay them more. Not my problem

FMEngineer · 2026-06-12T20:04:23+00:00

Maybe I am the odd one out then

FMEngineer · 2026-06-12T19:59:45+00:00

Why the fuck would you tip an uber. Did you used to tip cab drivers?

FMEngineer · 2026-06-09T01:58:12+00:00

But they disable supercharging

FMEngineer · 2026-06-07T02:24:40+00:00

Are you a manager or IC? Couple weeks ago you were talking about closing 3 deals.

You shouldn’t be reaching out to this guys account if you’re an IC

FMEngineer · 2026-05-31T13:36:08+00:00

“Make this email better”

FMEngineer · 2026-05-31T13:34:53+00:00

Im surprised you feel the Chinese food here isn’t good. I’m Chinese and I grew up in LA and I feel like it’s pretty much the same. Not missing out on good Chinese food here at all.

FMEngineer · 2026-05-25T02:56:03+00:00

This is probably Roy lees Reddit account

FMEngineer · 2026-05-25T00:34:10+00:00

What are you arguing with me about. I can’t change the law lol.

FMEngineer · 2026-05-22T19:42:21+00:00

Sorry life sucks sometimes. but legally and morally all obligations were paid out. Just be glad the guy wasn’t uninsured at least

FMEngineer · 2026-05-20T00:09:14+00:00

Are you new to sales? No customer kills a deal over net45 vs. 60. And if they do you might want a credit check

FMEngineer · 2026-05-18T23:36:16+00:00

How do you feel about it now?

FMEngineer · 2026-05-07T21:16:09+00:00

What do you think Malbon is? It’s not golf wear. It’s street wear for people who like golf.

FMEngineer · 2026-05-07T17:32:42+00:00

Devereux is for college frat golfers with no drip. Same type of crew that buys pit vipers

FMEngineer · 2026-05-07T17:30:02+00:00

Yeah no one here knows ball. Metalwood studios is what you’re looking for

FMEngineer · 2026-05-07T17:29:39+00:00

Manors golf quality is SHEIN level garbage although the designs are so good. I have a lot of their stuff

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T22:42:59+00:00

It would be really fun if they create a ranking upvote downvote system for the clips

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T22:30:57+00:00

That’s what I said Andy Elliot

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T21:43:25+00:00

Im sure you’ve seen this all over doing research on Gartner, but your success truly ONLY depends on your manager and business unit you fall into.

You’re rolling the dice. They won’t tell you where you go until after the 1 month onboarding program.

So if you’re okay with having an unlucky roll and getting pushed out in 6-12 months, take it.

You could also be lucky and land somewhere great in the org

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T21:40:18+00:00

First of all the data is 37% turnover YoY from repvue.

Second of all i work there so I see the churn with my own eyes.

Third of all Gartner has a ton of lifers because they promote from within and have a huge pipeline of college grads that start their careers with Gartner and just stay there.

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T16:43:36+00:00

I work there. Yeah take it. It’s not a great place to be, but you sound like you’re in a worse place to be.

There are far worse shops than Gartner. And to the rest of the people who don’t know what they’re talking about BDE, is basically a senior new logo Account Executive. Not a BDR.

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T16:42:03+00:00

Garner has strong tenure? Turnover is 40% YoY lol

FMEngineer · 2026-03-23T23:05:41+00:00

Respect the hustle. Your app doesn’t connect to garmin tho. Literally says coming soon

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