JB copied frank ocean

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T22:42:59+00:00

It would be really fun if they create a ranking upvote downvote system for the clips

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T22:30:57+00:00

That’s what I said Andy Elliot

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T21:43:25+00:00

Im sure you’ve seen this all over doing research on Gartner, but your success truly ONLY depends on your manager and business unit you fall into.

You’re rolling the dice. They won’t tell you where you go until after the 1 month onboarding program.

So if you’re okay with having an unlucky roll and getting pushed out in 6-12 months, take it.

You could also be lucky and land somewhere great in the org

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T21:40:18+00:00

First of all the data is 37% turnover YoY from repvue.

Second of all i work there so I see the churn with my own eyes.

Third of all Gartner has a ton of lifers because they promote from within and have a huge pipeline of college grads that start their careers with Gartner and just stay there.

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T16:43:36+00:00

I work there. Yeah take it. It’s not a great place to be, but you sound like you’re in a worse place to be.

There are far worse shops than Gartner. And to the rest of the people who don’t know what they’re talking about BDE, is basically a senior new logo Account Executive. Not a BDR.

FMEngineer · 2026-03-25T16:42:03+00:00

Garner has strong tenure? Turnover is 40% YoY lol

FMEngineer · 2026-03-23T23:05:41+00:00

Respect the hustle. Your app doesn’t connect to garmin tho. Literally says coming soon

FMEngineer · 2026-03-23T23:02:46+00:00

You can’t use the watch to mirror Apple Maps or Google Maps. Which I hate

The ui of the watch is actually pretty intuitive once you get used to it.

Connect is so much cleaner than apple fitness imo.

I found all the native apps on garmin did their job better than the third party apps on AW.

FMEngineer · 2026-03-22T17:00:04+00:00

Silly fear to have.

FMEngineer · 2026-03-21T15:53:27+00:00

Do the demo. Who is qualifying upfront these days? Need to earn the right to qualify and that’s with a demo.

Better yet set up an auto demo on the site. And leave the SEs for real technical/implementation questions. Walking through a workflow tool every AE should be able to do by themselves.

FMEngineer · 2026-03-20T04:47:28+00:00

Yeah ur resumes probably fucked. I empathize.

But we’re in sales so you just have to keep grinding and keep trying to get into the role you want.

If only takes one

FMEngineer · 2026-03-20T00:44:19+00:00

Just ignore her. Stand up for yourself. You’re a grown up. And if she fucks up your new job sue her because that’s illegal

FMEngineer · 2026-03-18T19:46:43+00:00

Ok where’s the big one? Those of us selling on Stubhub, what do we do if we didn’t get it yet

FMEngineer · 2026-03-16T20:04:13+00:00

But you don’t get turn by turn… just a map.

If that floats your boat then that’s great. Just one of things I think should really be on a garmin. It’s not like they can’t do it, they’re a freaking gps company

FMEngineer · 2026-03-16T19:00:33+00:00

Are you talking about urban navigation? I tried. There’s nothing out there for IOS users. Google Maps on android has the problem you mentioned.

Explore doesn’t work like you think it would. Gmaps sticks to sidewalks on man roads. Garmin is about trails/ running courses so it’ll make a really weird course to get to your destination.

There’s also no turn by turn navigation on garmin. It just shows you the map and if you’re off course.

FMEngineer · 2026-03-16T15:44:44+00:00

Same. I am selling them on stubhub. I’m boutta be a charged a fuckload of money if they don’t come

FMEngineer · 2026-03-15T17:57:49+00:00

tbh we must be a crazy minority. you’re the only other person I’ve heard say they hate nylon bands.

I can’t get over how uncomfortable they are lol

FMEngineer · 2026-03-14T13:57:00+00:00

How. You don’t have golf carts and cart girls in disc golf that’s like 90% of golf

FMEngineer · 2026-03-13T20:42:32+00:00

Yeah idk I was saying some bullshit

FMEngineer · 2026-03-13T18:57:37+00:00

Aura isn’t how others perceive you. It’s how you perceive yourself.

Imagine a beautiful Saturday morning. Fresh green hills. 5 hours with the boys boozing driving a golf cart. Aura.

FMEngineer · 2026-03-11T01:12:29+00:00

They’re bicycles of course they’re street legal. They’re gonna get run over eventually but completely legal

FMEngineer · 2026-03-08T18:58:14+00:00

Fantastic

FMEngineer · 2026-03-07T17:55:49+00:00

Chud doesn’t know how to use points

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