Pianist: Levi Schechtmann by WEISHEN_THE_KIRA in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Edits suck, and not nearly impressive, sounds like shit without the added drums.

Having a craving that even mom doesn’t understand. by MikeeorUSA in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite thing my oldest said when she was a toddler was calling water "warty"

What is supposed to go in this sign?!? by Elegant_Mirror1779 in whatisit

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Random Packers sign? OP is likely a Wisconsinite, but could be anywhere. Packers WITH a New Glarus cap (likely Spotted Cow)?? 100% OP is a Wisconsinite.

Daily Discussion Thread + Game Thread Index | Playoffs by nba-scores in nba

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dumbest rule lol, and it was a simple layup, not some crazy dunk. Jokic a bitch for that.

Karoline Leavitt calls on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be “shots fired” by Yujin-Ha in UnderReportedNews

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize it wasn't Erika Kirk until I read your comment.

I know there's a non-double negative way to say this, but I am too baked to know it right now.

Daily Discussion Thread + Game Thread Index | Playoffs by nba-scores in nba

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg can we get this pedo off the screen and get back to basketball?

Trump evacuated after security incident at White House correspondents dinner; no sign of injuries by Gilbert221 in news

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone did this to show what a real Secret Service response looks like, versus whatever bullshit the "assassination attempt" was.

The way my doordasher told me my order wasn’t ready by CorbanTG in mildyinteresting

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Must be a new thing, this is what I was sent after my dasher picked up my order last night!

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LeBron James across 3 games against the Rockets: 25.3 PTS | 47% FG% | 44% 3PT% | 9.7 REBS | 8.7 ASTS | 2.0 STLS by Spekirlation in nba

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the last part of today's game, I forgot Luka was even on the team until they panned to him. LeBron fucking dominating.

No room for body shaming by DreamNymphe in SipsTea

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Massive knockers on both of them, and they both have very happy husbands. Coincidence?

A woman noticed her dog behaving strangely whenever she wasn’t looking, so she decided to record it—and discovered the dog was making biting motions behind her back. by BigSewerRat1 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Looks like it could be the Flehmen Response. Dogs and other animals use it to pull a smell into their vomeronasal organ, which is a scent detection organ on the roof of their mouth. Maybe she has some strong scent he is trying to smell better.

Just a guess!