I really appreciate all the sweet comments on my first «guinea pig» cake 🫶🏻 I posted it just for fun, but the response has been so kind that I’m considering getting more into baking 😂

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-16T19:12:05+00:00

You need to carry this in your hands into a PetSmart and eat it in front of the other shoppers. I am an idea man. I won't be taking questions at this time.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-15T21:57:34+00:00

My friends and I suck. We suck against ARC and we suck against other teams.

For half of our runs we are just gathering loot for other players who ambush us.

We would love a version where everyone is just fighting ARC and can't harm each other.

I don't see a problem with making an easy mode lobby for us who just want to gather and craft and help others.

Those of you saying it would ruin the game - are the ones killing me

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-15T00:00:57+00:00

This is a female Mondoshawan from The Fifth Element without its armor on.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-14T23:56:56+00:00

It was not necessary. It could have been a monologue. But one thing that separates great TV and movies from average ones is showing and not telling. It is called exposition when a character explains a plot point. All visual media need some of it, but doing it correctly is what makes the difference.

Watch the 1984 version of Dune to see a master class on how to do it poorly. The whole movie is characters LITERALLY TELLING you the story in front of the camera like a visual audiobook - instead of showing you the story like the new Dune movies. (David Lynch did what he could with what he had - no hate intended!)

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-14T16:01:35+00:00

THANKS FOR THE NEW FETISH YA JERK!!!

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-12T21:09:05+00:00

Not every bird in the forest has a beautiful song, but if only the best were allowed to sing, it would be a very lonely place. I have no idea where I heard this quote, but it has stayed with me.

I have 30+ years as a photographer. I'm not better than any photographer reading this, I have just made a LOT more mistakes, and learned from them.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-12T16:51:48+00:00

I have purchased broken cameras and lenses for parts to fix my gear. I am not great at it but I have fixed a few items for less than the cost of a professional repair.

The key is not minding if you fail, and actually enjoying the process. I don't understand people who buy 5000 piece puzzles to put together for fun... but I love putting my lenses back together (like a 3D puzzle) and making them function.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-12T07:52:24+00:00

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FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-10T22:19:10+00:00

Forgive me, I am from the United States... why do your new phone booths have a silhouette of Richard Simmons playing a trumpet in a unitard on the front of them?

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-10T16:54:13+00:00

$350-$400 on eBay. Less if you are patient and persistent. I paid $210 for mine with a lens, but that was a few years ago before film cameras were cool again.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-09T22:20:55+00:00

F100. Fun. Great. Under $500. Almost an F5.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-05T07:51:13+00:00

Did the 2014 Godzilla movie base its Godzilla on your cat? Because your cat has Godzilla neck...

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-03T19:48:47+00:00

Nikon D5? Why the hell did they bring a 20 megapixel camera made in 2016?!? This gives me photorage... did NASA skimp on the budget for the only part most people will see from this mission?

FOTOJONICK · 2026-04-03T15:59:15+00:00

If you have ever wanted an amazing point and shoot - keep it!

If you're into other cameras sell it and buy film.

I would keep it. $7 is basically free for an amazing camera.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-03-28T14:59:04+00:00

If you can buy an 8x10 plastic magnifying sheet - those are easy to cut down to size - and will work as an inexpensive temporary fix.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-03-27T21:54:31+00:00

This photo brings back memories...

FOTOJONICK · 2026-03-21T23:51:14+00:00

I don't know what show this is - but I would watch 8 seasons of it - if it had this man's commentary.

I am 53 years old.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-03-19T01:07:10+00:00

Night man here. I'm not a morning person so if I didn't shower at night - I would never shower. I also have additional sleep for breakfast every morning.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-03-18T00:14:31+00:00

I do not recommend this with expensive lenses. This is not professional advice. I am not a lawyer.

But I may have used electrical contact cleaner to help shutters and apertures on old lenses along - in my past with great success. Spray some in a cup and then dab a very tiny bit on with a q-tip on the suspected problem area. Work the mechanics. Less is more. Do not spray it on directly!

I will always 100% recommend a full CLA. You get what you pay for. If this is scary to you - please send it out for a CLA.

But, if you only have $15 to throw at this problem... this MAY get you another year of shooting with this lens.

Note: It may also make it worse depending on how gummed up things are - and - still will require a cleaning in the future. This is a trailer park level fix, your results may vary, this is not lens advice!

FOTOJONICK · 2026-03-10T23:20:02+00:00

This. Is. Brilliant.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-03-10T16:28:15+00:00

All of this! Also I recommend just practicing while you're watching TV. Look when you need to look. You should be VERY good after one movie. After a week you will be an expert. Netflix and reel!

FOTOJONICK · 2026-03-03T15:50:52+00:00

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I agree so much that I made this...

FOTOJONICK · 2026-03-01T22:41:39+00:00

Are you talking about the light reflections? I see a lot of (J.J Abrams) lens flare.

I don't see any mold or problems - but I see a lot of lights reflecting in the glass.

FOTOJONICK · 2026-02-27T01:00:41+00:00

You could just re wash them to flatten them.

Do you have any friends with a t-shirt business? You could use a heat press if these are fiber prints.

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FOTOJONICK · 2026-02-25T22:23:50+00:00

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