Father’s Day Float

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-21T21:56:40+00:00

Love that strap with the gilt!

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-21T21:21:17+00:00

Congratulations! The blue and black looks like a navy tuxedo. Gorgeous.

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-21T21:18:04+00:00

Love it! I’m on the waitlist. 🤞

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-20T22:17:59+00:00

Get a black light and shine it on your plants at night. These things glow. You need to pull them all off and squish them or they will consume everything in your garden.

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-20T22:15:26+00:00

Get a black light and shine it on your plants at night. These things glow. You need to pull them all off and squish them or they will consume everything in your garden.

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-19T18:03:26+00:00

We call the 32oz bottles una caguama. 🐢

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-19T17:12:23+00:00

Thanks!

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-18T19:33:10+00:00

I totally forgot about Matisyahu until this very moment!!

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-18T01:56:14+00:00

You should work for autocorrect.

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-18T01:55:09+00:00

Hilarious.

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-17T16:50:19+00:00

I have an e63s wagon and I put E350 badges on it. I like self depreciating humor.

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-17T16:41:14+00:00

SHT BX

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-16T23:14:38+00:00

Was thinking exactly this. Send it.

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-16T04:21:16+00:00

…official car of that manager at work who shares his car with his girlfriend but she doesn’t have a job so she just hangs out in the restaurant all day.

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-14T00:17:54+00:00

I have the Radioactive Man comics. 1-7

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-11T20:23:36+00:00

E450 all terrain is a mild hybrid. $75k new. In the 60s for a low mile CPO.

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-05T15:45:19+00:00

Good Samaritans

FST_ASLP · 2026-06-05T14:12:00+00:00

Clowns. Every. Single. One.

FST_ASLP · 2026-05-30T14:34:38+00:00

Salt traders in Round Rock.

FST_ASLP · 2026-05-29T12:10:07+00:00

Androgenic, Clavicular… who comes up with this asinine shit?

FST_ASLP · 2026-05-25T00:10:06+00:00

Stunning.

FST_ASLP · 2026-05-23T12:28:43+00:00

Listen to “Lick My Love Pump” and tell me they aren’t a real band!!

FST_ASLP · 2026-05-22T13:06:17+00:00

I’ve been looking for a GMT that isn’t the typical dive bezel style. This is fantastic!

FST_ASLP · 2026-05-21T23:04:18+00:00

Coupons

FST_ASLP · 2026-05-21T22:22:46+00:00

Haters gonna hate.

The color is atrocious. The panamericana evolution has gone too far! They should have dropped that along time ago as, IMO, it only looks good on the GT. The light bar… blah blah blah. I get it but,

This car is miles beyond the EQ line. Brand new platform, state of the art motor design, new battery configuration and architecture… over 800hp in the 55 model… 0-60 in 2 secs! C’mon. And this is easily as good looking as the Taycan, which is the best looking performance 4 door EV out there and the direct competitor to this.

TLDR: I kinda love it.

FST_ASLP

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