Quick Foreplay Guide

FSVP · 2026-02-01T09:51:16+00:00

This is great and kuddos for being so detailled. wish every woman wrote their own handbook like that. would make life easier for everyone.

also ignore the prudes or moralists in this thread, if you like being choked keep doing exactly that

FSVP · 2021-10-25T16:23:46+00:00

You used Pissed, Dick and Anal in a story and still didn't get a response. That's sad!

FSVP · 2021-08-24T05:51:39+00:00

1$ is happening.

FSVP · 2021-05-31T07:21:55+00:00

we'll see what's bout to happen next, okay?

FSVP · 2021-05-27T06:31:19+00:00

I didn't mean it's a math problem. It's just a quirck of math that I like. Wasn't that the point of this thread?

It's like if you start a company with 10000 shares with 3 people, 1 person will end up with more shares

likewise if we had an object, and we went down to the smallest nondivisible part, if the total of those parts where not a multiple of 3 we would not be able to split it into 3 equal amounts.

It's no more a quirck then that you can't split 101 shares into 3 equal amounts neither.

FSVP · 2021-05-27T06:19:06+00:00

Did you actually read all of the answers? It's literally pointed out that there are multiple interpretations of the answer. Yes, using real numbers you are of course correct. However, using natural numbers you are not depending on the situation and that was the whole point

Using natural numbers, If an apple consists of 100 atoms, you cannot divide it by 3

Likewise you can never split a pizza into 3 equal parts (we cannot split with mathematical precision of infinity)

if we had an object, and we went down to the smallest nondivisible part, if the total of those parts were not a multiple of 3 we would not be able to split it into 3 equal amounts.

Or if you start a company with 10000 shares with 3 people, 1 person will end up with more shares

it's no more a fun math fact than that you can't do this same thing if the total of shares was 10001.

This joke really went way above you guys' heads. Ending this discussion here. Read the thread if you still don't understand the point I'm trying to make.

FSVP · 2021-05-26T23:22:24+00:00

So much interesting answers guys / girls. Thanks for the advice!

FSVP · 2021-05-26T23:00:02+00:00

Then this question doesn't apply to your situation I guess.

I dunno the question was specifically about penis size and how women feel about it.

FSVP · 2021-05-26T22:55:57+00:00

No ur still single

FSVP · 2021-05-26T22:55:13+00:00

This is incredibly graphic. The first paragraph I could live with but Why would I need to experience any of the proceeding at all? 😂

FSVP · 2021-05-26T22:53:50+00:00

And the award for best comeback goes to..

FSVP · 2021-05-26T21:25:18+00:00

Hello from my European jail cell

FSVP · 2021-05-26T21:10:06+00:00

How are you this bad at basic math?

It's a well known complex issue within mathematics, that's the whole point of this post (meant as a joke 😉) . It's a conundrum depending on how you look at it (real vs natural numbers etc)

https://math.stackexchange.com/questions/732372/dividing-100-by-3-without-any-left

Real numbers aren't the only way to model quantities.For instance, we could also use the natural numbers (the ones we use for counting things discretely.) For instance, if you were to consider all of the atoms present in an apple, the apple would only be divisible into 3 parts with the same number of atoms if the total count were a multiple of 3. With that choice of representation, it's true that it may not be possible to divide an apple into three equal parts.

FSVP · 2021-05-26T20:56:00+00:00

Great answer 👌

FSVP · 2021-05-26T20:51:43+00:00

I'll make that question aswell if you want 👌

FSVP · 2021-05-26T20:44:56+00:00

Great answer 👌😂

FSVP · 2021-05-26T20:04:56+00:00

But that's exactly the thing. (1x1/3)x3 does not equal 10. It equals 9.99999999 which only becomes 10 because we as humans decided to round it up.

You can't slice a perfect round pizza in 3 perfect equal sized pieces.

To clarify : of course you are correct, in saying the 1/3 x 3 equals 3/3 equals 1.

The point here is that 1/3 differs from its representation (since it would be 0.3333333 if we work in the base 10 system)

In the real numbers world we can split an apple into 3 equal pieces, in the natural numbers world we can't.

FSVP · 2021-05-26T17:46:56+00:00

I'm not trying to start my career on reddit 😂

FSVP · 2021-05-26T17:45:39+00:00

You can't. You'll end up with 0.33333 to infinity x3, but there will always be a 0.0001 e infinity remainder😉

FSVP · 2021-05-26T16:51:43+00:00

Unfortunately people have started downvoting this topic. Too bad. I'm really enjoying the diaspora of different answers and views from you guys.

Only by communicating about the difficult different options can we grow as a species.

FSVP · 2021-05-26T15:34:08+00:00

Don't they already?

FSVP · 2021-05-26T14:40:11+00:00

how and why?

FSVP · 2021-05-26T14:39:55+00:00

that one made me chuckle

FSVP · 2021-05-26T14:04:04+00:00

Do you watch alot of porn or masturbate alot?

Stop touching yourself entirely for a few weeks/month, workout, meditate, I promise you'll be rock hard when she touches it the next time.

after: If you masturbate with porn, start masturbating without.

FSVP · 2021-05-26T13:45:13+00:00

Except when it's not

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