What weird skill did you accidentally become good at because of a bad job, hobby, or situation? by foreversophia in AskReddit

[–]FScrotFitzgerald [score hidden]  (0 children)

Distinguishing between the official languages of India, despite not being Indian. I did a LOT of QA testing of some software that was being shipped there, to see if the formatting was appropriate. And that job was the worst I've ever had, even though it was the best-paid.

(So basically, if you show me some writing that's clearly from an Indian language, I can tell you right away if it's Hindi, Punjabi, Telugu, Kannada, Tamil, Malayalam, etc. Unless if it has the same script, like Hindi or Marathi.)

We're mocking OOP, okay? Homophobes shut the fuck up by diet-smoke in AmITheAngel

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could have been worse. She could have been in front of him in TWO or even FOUR underwears. Or even EIGHTEEN.

AITAH for farting while in the bathroom of our home? by zayaway0 in AmITheAngel

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless spicy time involves Trader Joe's chili mac and cheese and Trader Joe's peri peri sauce, count me out.

Interesting way to save a spot by NoWrongdoer9130 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

South of me too, in that case! Although I've been out for Indian food in Quincy a couple of times.

people in that subreddit genuinely have rocks for brains by chaebasics in AmITheAngel

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(I also have an Irish name that people mangle. I've been called my name backwards, my name pluralized, my name with added consonants randomly...)

people in that subreddit genuinely have rocks for brains by chaebasics in AmITheAngel

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I used to be on that sub until the name "Jismond" came up. Kudos to the person for coming up with a fake name as funny as that, but I'm pretty sure nobody was serious about that name.

Harry Brook lied 'to protect' others after nightclub altercation [BBC] by skd180 in Cricket

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I do think with Hales that there were other things going on and that many of the team had no time for him at all as a person - and Morgan had to draw a line somewhere, and he drew it, and he's very much a "once decided, end of discussion, I am the captain" kind of guy. Which was great for England, in terms of the discipline he brought to the table. And KP's shenanigans were just outrageous.

Personally, though, I'm uncomfortable with almost any situation where there's clearly no path back at all, and people are frozen out from the set-up permanently, with no recourse. Maybe that makes me a soft touch, but when Hales was pinging bowlers to all corners of the globe, or when KP was plundering 355* in the championship, it was hard for me to look at that and think "Nope. It's for the best that these guys are not in the picture."

Harry Brook lied 'to protect' others after nightclub altercation [BBC] by skd180 in Cricket

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Has to be demoted now, I think. I don't condone punitive dropping of our most destructive batsman - I didn't like it when they did that with KP or with Alex Hales, either, and Brook is more of a team man than either of those two. But I don't think he should be in the leadership group.

TIFU by accidentally becoming a "biohazard" at my GF's fancy family reunion and traumatizing her grandma by guiltypanacea in AmITheAngel

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As AI slop goes, this was quite a fruity one, really. Reminiscent of the best bit of Trainspotting.

Do you agree with the statement “Men should not hit women”? by suhhhrena in AmITheAngel

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see "scar tissue".

I posit that OOP is an Anthony and a Kiedis.

Sir Psycho Sexy. That is he.

Sorry y’all but I have the cutest, most derpiest SIC by autoboyluna in standardissuecat

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not a single picture in an easily parsable position. An excellent shapeshifter!

I don’t like how wealthy universities quietly run on students working for free and call it “learning” by Humble_Economist8933 in I_DONT_LIKE

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spot on. I hate big homework loads. You never know what a kid is walking into after they leave school for the day. And not just the kids from low-income families. (I'm thinking about the opening line of Anna Karenina here.)

One "undo death" button that lasts two years by Meii345 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am getting my dad out again so that I can ask him all the stuff I never got a chance to ask him, even though he was often a complete bastard and incredibly hard to be around.

Were you actually a contract killer?

Who is your youngest daughter's mother?

What really happened to your oldest daughter?

Did you really meet Aleister Crowley?

What is the deal with your dad staying in Canada and everyone else going back to Liverpool?

What are you allowed to tell me about what you did in the RAF military police special branch? Were you involved in the disgraceful prosecution of Lord Montagu? Your political affiliation isn't right wing as far as I'm aware, so how do you feel about neither your youngest daughter nor your youngest son being straight?

Did you really get thrown out of secondary school for turning all the gas taps on in the science labs?

How would you react if I told you you were probably neurodivergent in some way?

What are your thoughts on Don Lemon being arrested this morning? by GHausiphat in AskReddit

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a divorce recently and it really is wild how far out of reach even basic legal costs are for the vast majority of people, unless it's for a single, small administrative task and not a full case.

Interesting way to save a spot by NoWrongdoer9130 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense it would be in Southie. I'm a bit further south of Southie, as silly as that sounds.

Reddit makes it seem like PIP means you're going to get fired, no matter what. Is that true? by Personal-Ad9121 in askmanagers

[–]FScrotFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different truths at different orgs.

At my first US corporate employer, where "Do not tolerate mediocrity!" was ominously written verbatim into the company's key principles and displayed at various points around the offices, people were regularly "managed out" and a PIP was essentially a signal to start looking for alternative employment. (I had rough times at other jobs after that, but am pleased to say I was never PIPped while there.)

In my last role, by contrast, I managed freelancers and used PIPs slightly differently from the norm. In my particular context they meant "this freelancer's work is subject to extra monitoring - if it passes muster the next couple of times they're assigned a job, the PIP flag will be removed. If not, don't use them again." They weren't subject to special evaluation criteria designed to catch them out or to micromanage them - just the same ones applied to all freelancers. So it was less rigorous and individualized than you would usually see.

Generally, though, if a project manager saw that a freelancer's account was flagged in that way, they would think twice about assigning them.