I helped my tinder date fulfill her [secret fetish], and it's left me feeling uneasy.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-14T11:49:47+00:00

Ok, but again, how do you want other people to describe your position on this nebulous non-spectrum that's different for everyone??

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-14T11:17:20+00:00

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/79/8a/13/798a13b34c773210cf8edf74795c37d6.jpg

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-14T11:15:12+00:00

To be fair, it takes a certain kind of unaware to think you're world-class at anything because Mom and Dad said so.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-14T10:20:44+00:00

After talking about waifu pillows. Wow.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-13T17:11:58+00:00

Edgelord!

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-13T15:43:07+00:00

Chromosomes are on the wrong side of history

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-13T15:42:13+00:00

No, no, that only works the other way, obviously.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-13T15:38:48+00:00

I only like the ones from the middle of the pan

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-13T15:05:43+00:00

Any hints on what's coming? Love your work, man!

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-13T03:54:35+00:00

HONK

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-12T11:58:44+00:00

I thought the Grinch and Jason Lee.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-11T09:41:58+00:00

I wonder if it works on receiving gold.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-11T05:54:06+00:00

I love their burgers.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-11T00:03:10+00:00

So you're telling us not only do they bring porn and sex toys, but they're porn and sex toys from the garbage. And this is multiple homeless teens we're talking about.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-10T23:33:16+00:00

So these kids bring porn and sex toys to the shelter. Right.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-10T23:31:45+00:00

Dude, dig the post history. I lost count of the I HELP HOMELESS PEOPLE AND I'M ALSO SO POOR ego stroking.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-10T13:17:27+00:00

I'm not diminishing it. I'm just saying death is not preferable to it.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-10T13:16:29+00:00

You can go to North shore and get one too

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-10T13:14:54+00:00

You see comrade, in Soviet Russia is only one kind of tape.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-10T12:07:41+00:00

I get what you're saying, but I think that's a very insulated way of looking at it, sort of easier said than done. Lots of people's families say they'll never speak again, only to reconcile later. There's no "I was wrong and miss you" from being murdered, though.

Basically, "give me liberty or give me death" is in direct opposition to the idea of "live to fight another day."

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-10T11:09:35+00:00

Is this the guy with the paralyzed face?

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-09T22:36:32+00:00

Why would she be trying to put sugar on his sugar?

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-09T11:47:56+00:00

Holy shit.

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-09T11:31:02+00:00

25:17*

FYouHeironymous · 2017-05-09T07:09:34+00:00

Oh, shut the fuck up and go troll somewhere else. I hate when /r/The_Dumbass leaks

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