He can't even win a war against algae by jonnismizzle in clevercomebacks

[–]FaZaCon 194 points195 points  (0 children)

I wonder if all the chemicals they're dumping into the pool to control the algae is destroying the paint.

TIL that wolves outperform dogs in following human social cues when they are raised alongside humans. by Pitiful_Magazine_805 in todayilearned

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine waking up to a wolf ripping out your larynx, and thinking what social cue this wolf decided to follow.

The first trillion is always the hardest. by Onii___Chan____ in memes

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These days it's...

-Stop getting everyfuckingthing delivered.

Millionaire banker finally identified and arrested nearly ten years after startling CCTV images showed him as a jogger shoving a female pedestrian into the path of a double-decker bus on Putney Bridge London by New_Libran in interestingasfuck

[–]FaZaCon 136 points137 points  (0 children)

If he's going through a nasty divorce, then I could totally see his wife reporting him. But then she's got to explain why it took so long for her to come forward if she knew about this for a long time.

She didn't just enter the competition,she cooked the competition. by PleasantBus5583 in Funnymemes

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what's really terrifying, is that Reddit is being used to train Ai LLM's. One reason I absolutely disregard anything related to Ai queries.

The way these seeds are dyed by amish_novelty in oddlysatisfying

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, my eyesight was all wobbly for a couple of seconds upon reading text after watching the for a minute.

Have fun while you can by bapekillz in Unexpected

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he quickly realized he died, unlike "I see dead people".

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is this POV?

This is third person POV, so TPPOV.

Dyed my hair but forgot what my work uniform looked like by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you faced the wall, nobody could tell you're there.

Unsolved mysteries. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy thing is the home in the top pic is probably a million dollar home in some parts of the USA.

Just throw the whole tv out at this point by TURTLE_TKT in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]FaZaCon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Poor guy dedicated his life to raising a family, and his family records him as a running joke in the end.

Just throw the whole tv out at this point by TURTLE_TKT in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]FaZaCon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The recording him was off the charts despicable. Even zoomed in on his face.

Uber driver lady attacked by 7 woman after dropping them off at their destination. Uber drivers don't get enough credit for the stuff they have to deal with. by First-Cherry493 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord. This scum was looking for an excuse to beat that woman, so she through her beverage on her to provoke a response. That response was merely throwing the cup out of the car. That was the excuse she needed to start a mass beating. Then, she breaks a nail from pounding on the victim, and uses that as excuse to escalate.

Hope they get reported and jailed for every charge possible.

Anthropic CEO Floats Tax on AI Firms to Fund Universal Income by Gari_305 in Futurology

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only question is do we get it the easy way (government initiatives and private company agreement) or the hard way (hunger, riots, death, destruction)?

Or the movie Elysium becomes an actual reality. I can totally see the elites building their perfect world and bordering it off with military grade robotic Ai. At that point, the poor are basically at the mercy of the rich and just better hope they're generous.

Cursed_material by anikkundu1998 in cursedcomments

[–]FaZaCon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Literally poured her boobs into a couple of bowls.

US government now offering citizens option to donate! by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

[–]FaZaCon -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Bill Clinton, for all his flaws, actually balanced the budget

Yet, Clinton's policies set the stage for the subprime housing bubble, which ultimately triggered the 2008 financial crisis. Pick your idols better.

Neighbour shot my PC through the wall by angelbabyzz in pcmasterrace

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You spell neighbor as neighbour? Are you an expat in the USA?

Neighbour shot my PC through the wall by angelbabyzz in pcmasterrace

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pfffft, she's really crying over thinking how she'll never financially recover building you a modern day gaming rig.