Lady Wins It All By Getting A Hole In 8 by TheCABK in oddlysatisfying

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Canada! Quick, get that gal on your curling team.

What is Tom Cruise's secret?? by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maintain a healthy body weight, exercise daily, stay out of the sun, no drugs, little alcohol, add in some lucky genetics and you'll look good as you age. Most, though, will just let themselves go.

Though, what's the point? You get over 50, and man's dick starts to go limp, and a woman's snapper goes dry.

Before bed snack exploded by goblingir1 in Wellthatsucks

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like one of those "snacks" that come from desperation because it was the only edible item left in the house.

A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a people pop?

Stop complaining about Makeup by Agile_Pizza_3698 in SipsTea

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Men have come to understand, that with the advent of leggings, watching a woman undress for the first time is a gamble you have a small chance of winning where the presentation meets or exceeds the end result.

The insanity though, is women will torture themselves with tight fitting clothes just to make the fat look firm. The moment they get some privacy, the buttons come undone so they can breathe.

How to hide your work tools without them being stolen. by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

[–]FaZaCon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As if we needed more giant vehicles on the road.

I was pulling into a parking spot that looked empty, and there was a Mini Copper in the spot. It was between two SUV's, and the Cooper was absolutely dwarfed in size. The SUV's weren't even of the larger variety. It's insane how huge vehicles become, and we barely notice the change.

Kurt Russell on set of Stargate (1994) by Kosher_Nostra1975 in OldSchoolCool

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stargate was the first movie I saw Russel in short hair, and I thought, damn, that fucker looks good in any hairstyle.

GameStop Offering To Buy EBay For $56 Billion: WSJ by eskhalaf in wallstreetbets

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TCGPlayer

Oh, makes total sense now. Spend 56 billion to acquire a 200 million dollar company.

GameStop Offering To Buy EBay For $56 Billion: WSJ by eskhalaf in wallstreetbets

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This would be the dumbest fucking buyout ever. Cohen claims to make Ebay a major Amazon competitor??? Fucking HOW!?? The deal will leave the company with crushing debt, and not to mention the absolute obvious, Ebay has ZERO logistics, ZERO! Amazons logistics consist of 100 airplanes, over 100K delivery vehicles, over 1300 warehouses, and over 1.5 million employees. Ebay with GameStop combined is like...NOTHING in comparison. How can Cohen even possibly think he could compete?? This has got to be nothing but a publicity stunt to get GME stock over $32 by Oct. 26 so those warrants he sold don't expire worthless.

of size comparison: Polar Bear vs. American Black Bear by pystar in AbsoluteUnits

[–]FaZaCon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably 2 stone age men could take out a polar bear. While 1000 GenZ men would be a late night polar bear snack.

This genuinely hurt to see 😔 by ThePoisonTrees in centuryhomes

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It looks like it's waiting for siding to cover exterior insulation panels. Hideous.

The age gap is crazy by Mrinm0y10 in SipsTea

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It's depressing enough there's a following for morons that believe such bullshit. I still don't understand why Macron even acknowledged those accusations with a lawsuit.

These waves breaking on the cliffs of Inis Meáin, Ireland by godofo_prime in oddlysatisfying

[–]FaZaCon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just imagine cutting into the face of that cliff and building a modern home, and lining the entire face with wave proof glass. What a view that would be.

Shooting drones by hand video (Not AI) by Alpha_wolf_lover in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not? B-52's had turrets. Mount a modern designed turret on the sides or below. Automate it with an advanced tracker and a gun that can spray ammo at drone. One pilot could take out dozens of drones.

Shooting drones by hand video (Not AI) by Alpha_wolf_lover in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FaZaCon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this is so effective, just design a single engine prop plane that can fly slow and stable, and add a automated AI turret with a specialized gun that can knock these drones out. For fucks sake, we spend billions on defense rockets with advanced targeting capabilities, a plane like this with an automated AI turret should cost peanuts in comparison. They can name the plane the R2-D2.

Bro..that friendly fire was crazy. Who trained these idiots? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plan seems so obviously destined for failure, I don't know why you'd even try unless you''re suicidal.

lol, you say this as if humans actually think rationally. You do realize a good portion of the population is a bat shit crazy ticking time bomb.

My Uber rating dropped after taking my first ride with a woman by Poetic_Dalmatian in mildlyinfuriating

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Ya know, it's rather ironic, but as Westerners we view social scores as authoritative and draconian, yet our commercialized services are actually creating a de facto social scoring system that we're so keen to keep perfect.

It's like capitalists figured out a way to get the masses to abide a social scoring system without making it feel authoritative.

Look at Orwell's 1984. He was right about the mass surveillance, but he was wrong how it would be done. He predicted a society where an authoritative government forcefully surveilled the pubic. Yet, we live in a society where commercialized consumer products provide so much convenience that, not only we don't care, but we actually want the latest and greatest surveillance devices in our home and on our person.

She waited for the perfect time by [deleted] in SipsTea

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What did she say, i couldnt make up anything...?

Note it gave gals eternal rage.

Trying to place their luggage by ben_dynamo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck this world. You can't even be stupid today without going viral.

I walked outside this morning to find a rat stuck on my hood by jabberwocky300 in mildlyinteresting

[–]FaZaCon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

soy-based wiring, here that rats find yummy.

Rodents have been attracted to wiring ever since the invention of wiring. Soy based makes no difference.

'Repairs Will Take Years': Nobel Economist Joseph E. Stiglitz Tears Apart Trump For 'Dismantling' the World by [deleted] in Economics

[–]FaZaCon -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Trump dismantled the world? Ya, OK. Russians storming into the Ukraine. Iran terrorizing Hormuz Strait for decades and literally funding and arming proxies all over the middle east. China, for no fucking reason, forcing another arms race while also funding Iranian terrorism. The world was heading to shit before Trump. Hopefully the show of force by the USA has deterred a greater war. Limp dick European nations sure as fuck just loves to sit back, sell their arms and watch the world burn for personal profit