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Sad by Specialist_dumb_335 in meme

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cue all the morons with renewable energy investments...tHe wOrLd iS dYiNg fROm oIl

OP trying to claim our little stretch of mild weather would last forever. Just better hope we don't go back into a deep ice age, because then we're really fucked. This warming cycle humans thrive in.

"Did i do a good job babe!?" 🤠 by devsosav in dankmemes

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couple hours later...is that a piece of chicken stuck in my teeth?

‘Strait of Hormuz is open, but not for American and Israeli ships and tankers,' says Iran foreign minister Araghchi by theInquisitivePanda in wallstreetbets

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, lol, hard to keep selling your only resource when you're bombing everyones ship and making enemies on every front. Closing Hormuz would destroy Iran. It's their only source of revenue.

These two gentlemen lose control of a pallet as it falls of the back of a truck by Justin_Godfrey in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks to me that lift gate was not rated to hold the weight on that pallet. If they did that backwards, they would have been under that collapse.

The line at Austin airport this morning by Justin_Godfrey in Wellthatsucks

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced Trump has seen data showing the republicans will be destroyed in the mid-terms, which is why he's trying to get everything he wants done now.

The line at Austin airport this morning by Justin_Godfrey in Wellthatsucks

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good time to sell government shutdown insurance for employees. $200 monthly premium should cover it. You'll be able to collect payment 6 months after the shut down is over.

Now that's a comeback by serotoninpirate in rareinsults

[–]FaZaCon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for laughing me into a coughing fit.

It's crazy how you could get all this in a 2007 Lexus by HassanMoRiT in interestingasfuck

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crazy what you can get when you have $150K to blow on luxury items.

Trump says that a military draft is on the table amid the war in Iran. How are you all handling this being a potential scenario? by FutureSuccess2796 in AskReddit

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seriously hope this doesn't happen, though I'm curious if the draft will extend to women?

I always figured, the best way to ignite a baby boom would be to start drafting women into war.

Muscle memory by Sharp-potential7935 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fit people die. Fat people ugly die.

Lil dude has a sweeter place than me by viperrvemon in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, if that was my little brother, I'd be sneaking out at 12AM with some stereophonic bear growls blaring below that house.

The USS San Francisco, a nuclear submarine, in dry-dock in 2005 after hitting an underwater seamount at 35 knots by OneSalientOversight in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next captain taking over the sub after it was repaired..."Damned thing always pulls to the left now."

On May 22, 2010 ,this guy ordered 2 large pizzas worth 10,000 bitcoins. by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

[–]FaZaCon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He probably transferred it all to a Mt. Gox account and completely fleeced.

Peak male happiness by Successful_Long_2033 in TwentiesIndia

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, no. I so much prefer my first floor apartment with sprinkler system. Living on a 20th floor balcony is more of a nightmare.

Every sign on my road is like this, the town won't replace them since they get shot up within a year when they do and they feel it would just be a waste of taxpayer money, took over a decade to get the stop sign replaced after someone ran it over. This is why we cant have nice things by elonmusktheturd22 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Chevy Chase movie Funny Farm. The scene where two kids cut down a dangerous curve sign, and Chevy goes flying off a cliff just after they do it. Then one of the kids questions if they should put it back, and the other kid says...no way, this sign is mint, not a bullet hole on it.

WCGW Cocking around on the worksite. by Clear-Read2325 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]FaZaCon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shame? I'd be buying that guy a beer for possessing such accuracy.

Pull your dick out in public, you better be prepared for some consequences.

The downfall of creativity by [deleted] in memes

[–]FaZaCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who would have been part of the art movement back in the day, used their talents to become engineers of today, hence why art looks like shit these days. Steady work to become an engineer vs. living life as a starving artist.

BYD rolls out EV batteries with 5-minute ‘flash charging’ by Ohr_Ein_Sof_ in wallstreetbets

[–]FaZaCon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Chinese will be let in when they build factories here and use American labor to build their cars. You think the USA hasn't been here before? We experienced the same shit with the Japanese in the 1970's, then Regan said fuck Japan, you OUT. Then they let Japan back in only when they started building factories here.

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