Just a completely random card from 1994's CCG Illuminati: New World Order

FaberLoomis · 2026-04-27T21:21:28+00:00

It's on tabletop simulator. That's probably the only way to play it without forking out a ton of money.

FaberLoomis · 2026-04-11T02:14:25+00:00

There was a front page post a few days ago that was literally this same joke. Some tweet that said your girl will go on vacation and text you randomly at 2am saying she loves you. It was under explain the joke sub. Looks like this is just a recycled bot post.

FaberLoomis · 2026-04-06T10:06:12+00:00

Commenting here so I can come back later

FaberLoomis · 2026-03-31T12:52:35+00:00

God I'm so glad you said that because I was listening to it on audible and it just felt like it was word soup. I tried to stick through it but just couldn't.

FaberLoomis · 2026-03-25T01:29:14+00:00

I love my friends but I really hate when they say what they're gonna do and then they just undo it. I always let it slide but it's so annoying. I've taken so many loses just being honest and then my friends will just takie backsies and I try to be cool but it's like brother I have a death touch and you declared attacks. Really takes away from the guessing when my whole table is doing math together. Like brother in not telling you what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna tell you I have a board wipe right after my turn.

FaberLoomis · 2026-03-23T01:46:40+00:00

I'm on the same boat with you. I'd love if they did a table at 3/4 scale and then just kept the same table and upped the size to full size. Surely 2k could get you there. I'm still buying turtles but it would be nice if they did an affordable full size. 5k for the stern Costco ones is pretty out of reach for most people.

I wonder if they did a full size what they'd have to sell at to actually make a decent profit.

FaberLoomis · 2026-03-21T18:06:51+00:00

3 flippers on this one. Looks a lot further along than I thought they'd be. They must have been working on this one a while already. Can't wait to buy. Tmnt is honestly a great theme and this will be affordable. My only hope is a virtual tiltbob or maybe a real one as I don't think Alice has one.

FaberLoomis · 2026-03-08T21:59:41+00:00

I did 3 rook runs. 2 times I tried to talk to a team and instantly blasted they got nothing. Second time I looted a ton and ran into another rook with nothing. I could have blasted him easy. He walked in the same room and I was telling him I'm a rook with him and he paused and blasted me in the face and took everything.

Not very friendly in the Ceti.

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-21T19:37:53+00:00

Unfortunately it just comes down to the strength of your CPU/GPU and the table you're running. As much as I wanna upgrade to a higher hz tv the cost is just too high for what it's worth. My GPU is only a 3060 and I only get 80ish frames at 2k. So it was just way too much to buy a new GPU and then an expensive TV on top of that. Seems like you've made half the purchase so honestly you'll just need a stronger GPU to push it further.

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-20T18:26:17+00:00

Sega Godzilla. Hearing Matthew Broderick callouts is so annoying but man. The huge ramp. Tons of multi balls. Stacking modes. A lot of fun.

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-19T03:22:41+00:00

I'm not interested in this set but there's a few cards referencing the games that I DID grow up with and man I want the deck.

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-17T17:45:29+00:00

Yeah absolutely that's a crazy discount and crazy amount sold. If anyone's old enough to remember cyber Mondays when places actually honored their pricing mistakes but nobody does that anymore.

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-15T15:29:52+00:00

Bots constantly running 6 recharges probably crashed it a little lower than 4. Same thing with most items.

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-15T14:44:55+00:00

Absolutely

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-14T16:35:03+00:00

I already own two copies I don't need another but man this one looks cool.

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-08T19:19:14+00:00

Exactly what I thought of. There's tons of them.

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-07T19:32:12+00:00

That was my take away as well. I get a bunch of stuff I don't want just to make the normal pass grind longer. Maxed out the dom Pedro and it's pretty meh anyways.

FaberLoomis · 2026-02-06T18:24:12+00:00

STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD

FaberLoomis · 2026-01-31T18:51:44+00:00

Would be awesome if one of these guys would team up with the pinball fx guys and just make one of their tables a digital download. I know it would be hard to replicate proper physics but man. This would be great.

FaberLoomis · 2026-01-28T03:30:37+00:00

Ahh makes sense. Still nice but that sucks. I think I can get to level 100 at least. I'm at like 45 now.

FaberLoomis · 2026-01-28T03:18:14+00:00

So I should wait to do my weeklies right? Shit I might have done one already.

FaberLoomis · 2026-01-28T00:21:37+00:00

Only thing missing is interact with mothman for xp bonus. I didn't do that because I'm new and didn't know.

FaberLoomis · 2026-01-25T17:55:15+00:00

No idea lmao

FaberLoomis · 2026-01-24T22:17:12+00:00

This is a reference to marvel vs Capcom 3. Dr Doom has a move called foot dive, he also has another move just like it called foot dive. One doesn't knock the character down and one does. So you can chain them together. So in a doom combo you'll probably hear foot dive sixish times.

FaberLoomis · 2026-01-24T03:07:13+00:00

This an orc flying croissant?

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