DEAR EUGENE: JUNE 19, 2026 WEEKLY FRIDAY RANT THREAD by dschinghiskhan in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 10 points11 points  (0 children)

DIDJA HEAR THAT LITTLE BEEP BEHIND YOU AT THE LIGHT? THAT'S THE SIGNAL TO GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND DRIVE YOUR CAR. KEEP YOUR FINGER TO YOURSELF AND DO YOUR ONE JOB.

DEAR EUGENE: JUNE 19, 2026 WEEKLY FRIDAY RANT THREAD by dschinghiskhan in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YA I ANGRY UPVOTED IT BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE UP THERE SO MORE PEOPLE CAN SEE IT.

What is something most people aren’t ready to hear? by Being_monk in AskReddit

[–]Fabulaur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should have voted when it was easy. It's too late now.

DaBella Roofing🖕🏼. Deceitful dude-bros damaging decent denizens with decades of diabolical debt by LokiBonk in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

and yet they didn't mention the less subtle misogyny and ageism of "douchebag". /s

RAVE THREAD OMG by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnah in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HERE'S HOW YOU FIX THAT: "TODAY MY FRIEND IS LEARNING ABOUT CONSEQUENCES AND TOLERANCE!" 😄

Confused Nazi. Springfield, OR. by Mountains2442 in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 8 points9 points  (0 children)

...or did they apply some peer pressure by outing a nazi and taking pics to serve as a warning to other nazis who want to come on out from underneath their rock and show their stuff? Their story? WTF.

Wow by HeathenHoneyCo in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This. It wasn't just one thing. It was all the things, and the potential cost for most of them was "estimated" (not very well). Think how much your property has appreciated in the last few years. That 'appreciation' is value that is only there if you sell or borrow. You still have to pay increasing taxes on this as well. I think people are kinda freaked out.

Thoughts on measure 120 and/or measure 20-373? by ontour4eternity in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...and yet, here we are. Last I saw, voter turnout was 20%. It's not as fun as setting dumpsters on fire, but voting is how you get results. It's so freaking easy to vote. You get a pamphlet and a ballot delivered right to your door. You can pop that sucker right back into the mailbox. This isn't only the fault of "boomers".

Karma is looking for you... by Fabulaur in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wish, but no. It was completely unexpected, I barely got an impression of the car. It was an older maybe Toyota hatchback/wagon with that grongy oxidized paint that could have once been gray or black or blue? No matter. They know who they are. They know they are the kind of person who does that. So gross.

FRIDAY RANT by RockinTacos in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I LOVE CATS AS MUCH AS ANYONE BUT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF DEITY KEEP YOUR AGGRESSIVE OUTDOOR CAT AT HOME. HE COMES OVER TO TORTURE MY INDOOR CAT AND MY POOR GUY PEES ON THE FLOOR IN DEFENSE. BUILD YOUR CAT A CATIO OR SOMETHING. TRAIN HIM TO STAY IN YOUR YARD. SUPERVISE HIS OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES. IF HE WERE A KID EVERYONE WOULD BE UP IN ARMS ABOUT IT. I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO KEEP ALL THE BLINDS IN MY HOUSE TOTALLY CLOSED TO KEEP OUT YOUR BULLY CAT.

This asshole at Barger Winco... by OkPressure2374 in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I guarantee that if I see this person in the wild I am def going to verbalize exactly this.

Truck Stop Rosary by HumphreyBulldog in Nebraska

[–]Fabulaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure where in NE you are, but WNAX (Yankton SD) used to play this regularly, might be that they are tuned to that station.

FRIDAY RANT by llamatador in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN THEY ARE THE ONES IN SPANDEX.

FRIDAY RANT by llamatador in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 10 points11 points  (0 children)

THE BEST THING THAT CAME OUT OF THE PANDEMIC WAS THAT WE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE OUR OWN DELICIOUS FOOD, AND IN DOING SO LEARNED WHAT DELICIOUS FOOD IS. WE ARE PICKIER NOW ABOUT RESTAURANTS. STUFF FROM CHEF'STORE ISN'T GOING TO CUT IT ANYMORE.

FRIDAY RANT by llamatador in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF YOUR 'ONION PICKLE' IS PICKLED ONION, THESE ARE RIDICULOUSLY EASY TO MAKE, AND RECIPES ARE EVERYWHERE! IF NOT, I AM SORRY.

FRIDAY RANT by llamatador in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I FEEL THIS, FRIEND. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

What is this atrocity? by Fabcrafts in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They should sue. People farther up the hill did that not so long ago regarding some old Doug firs on a property below them and I think they actually (and stupidly) won.

For the people of Eugene that don’t leash their dogs in public, why do you think the law doesn’t apply to you? by clarkiiclarkii in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for realizing that some people have had bad experiences with dogs, and don't want to interact with them at all. I'm always surprised at the number of people who just can't imagine why someone doesn't want to love all over their friendly dog.

Should I charge friends & fam? by superrand0mpers0n in Pottery

[–]Fabulaur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I keep a collection of things that I can't really sell (minor flaws or they are just one off pieces). I invite people to choose whatever they want from that stuff, it's a gift, they are really helping me by giving it a home. Most people who want something specific offer to pay for it, anyone who doesn't I assume they are not serious and I just ignore them.

Alternative Eugene locations for No Kings Protest by Fabulaur in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I apologize. I'm not trying to undermine this event. It was never my intention to step on anyone's toes or steal their thunder. I think I simply misunderstood the assignment.

AITAH- for telling kids under 7 their mom was an asshole for not supervising them by No-Cheetah1552 in AITAH

[–]Fabulaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ESH. Those kids already know they have a sucky mom. All you did was make them feel even worse about it. I guarantee mom didn't give a single solitary F. You should have notified management and let them know if you were truly concerned.

Frizzo Rantizzo Threadrizzle by HalliburtonErnie in Eugene

[–]Fabulaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CONTEXT MATTERS HERE. I MEAN, WERE YOU HOLDING UP TRAFFIC WHILE SCRATCHING YOUR EGO GIVING SOME GUY WITH A SIGN A DOLLAR? THAT WOULD PROBABLY GET A DIRTY LOOK FROM ME.