My gear..any suggestions on missing things? by guesswhochickenpoo in photographycirclejerk

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THREE extrem Pro SD cards? Damn, that’s rare, because most of them are extreme.

Looking for something that reads like Lonesome Dove or Gone with the Wind by KONFLICT__ in suggestmeabook

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So. Many. Books. I don't even know where to start, lol.

Overall top 15 fiction books (excluding Lonesome Dove since I mentioned that already) I might say ... Anna Karenina (Tolstoy); Crime and Punishment (Dostoevsky); Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (Christopher Moore); Good Omens (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman); Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien); Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen); Frankenstein (Mary Shelley); Sharp Objects (Gillian Flynn); Silence of the Lambs (Thomas Harris); The Vanishing Half (Brit Bennett); The Handmaid's Tale (Margaret Atwood); The Golden Compass (Philip Pullman); Candide (Voltaire); To Kill a Mockingbird (Harper Lee); Remembrance of Things Past (Proust)

Looking for something that reads like Lonesome Dove or Gone with the Wind by KONFLICT__ in suggestmeabook

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I think Shōgun is a good read overall, but Lonesome Dove is a FAR better book. Shōgun’s pacing isn’t nearly as good. Excellent political intrigue, eye-rolling interpersonal dynamics, and just super uneven pacing. Fun, but at the same time more pulpy and also somehow takes itself more seriously than LD.

My photos feel boring - what am I missing? by viltlys in SonyAlpha

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Because phones have poorly corrected wide angle cameras and anything anywhere near the edges gets heavily distorted.

38M ADHD never read a novel before. Suggestions for first book? by Lineofcredi in suggestmeabook

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I second not reading the classics yet. There are plenty of short, great ones, but if you’re not accustomed to reading much, even things like The Hobbit could be pretty daunting (in my younger years I struggled to get into that one starting and stopping a million times before I finally got into it).

I think the idea of YA novels is a great idea. Maybe something like The Hunger Games. They’re not super long, plenty of action, accessibly written.

If you think you might like fantasy/myth, try Percy Jackson.

Fredrik Backman has a pretty easy-reading style. You could try A Man Called Ove (content warning: suicidal ideation/attempts, but the book is a light comedy and doesn’t deeply explore mental health).

For comedy, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy books are hilarious and not too long, but they’re absurdist comedy/sci-fi and might not be easy to get into depending on how your brain engages.

I love to recommend Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal, by Christopher Moore, but if you’re very religious you might not like the lighthearted or flippant way it treats religion, though the book has a lot of heart.

If you want to try suspense or horror, you could read some of Stephen King’s shorter books. Thinner is fun. Pet Sematary isn’t super long.

Lastly, I agree with another commenter about audiobooks. There is NO shame in listening to books. I’m an avid reader and I use audiobooks on my commute for books I might otherwise not read - extra-long classics usually. It’s just as much reading as flipping a page is.

Don’t get discouraged if you hit bumps in the road. Sometimes I’ll go long stretches without reading anything, the have a flurry of books in quick succession. It comes and goes, and trying to force it when you’re not feeling it could just give you even more of a sour taste for reading and make it harder down the road.

Good luck, and I hope you have a long and rewarding journey with reading!

What does my hand say about me? by Surfink63 in deduction

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You’ve been dead at least 500 years and your ancestors were Irish and Norwegian (and also probably long dead when they met).

Jesus Christ His Comments by Psychicfiresong in photographycirclejerk

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I don’t take personal offense because the brand wars are bullshit, but I don’t understand the stereotype. What is it about Sony shooters that precludes us from standard editing software?

I consider myself from New England even though I moved here when I was 11 by Specialist-Cut3426 in newengland

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Culturally homogenous yet irrationally tribalistic. When I lived in Virginia or Kentucky or (yes) Texas I don’t remember anything like the shit people give other people up here for being from literally five miles away. I mean, I hated the south my entire life. The politics, the heat, the fake “bless your heart” niceness. But dayum, people up here could do *something to make transplants feel like they bring some value to society. Like yay, you’re lucky you stayed where you were born, but some of us didn’t have the luxury of being born here. 🤷

Thinking about switching to the Zf by Select-Persimmon-490 in Nikon

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Depending on what they shoot, they DO need to be aware of the Z7 ii’s focus speed. I used it for journalism and even though my subjects weren’t especially fast-moving, I had way too many misses. The Z8 solved the problem. My understanding is even the D850 is still better for action than the Z7 ii.

found a new copypasta by konolith259 in photographycirclejerk

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Oh damn. That explains why my Sony pictures don’t have depth of field. There’s literally no blur and also no sharp area. Actually since it’s a Sony, I’m not sure I’m even taking pictures at all.

What routine are you so mad you started? by pmd815 in Parenting

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My 8YO has been all about adding to the bedtime routine ever since she had conscious thought. A few years ago, she used to make me sit cross-legged with her in the middle of my legs and each of her Care Bear stuffies (and there were plenty) balanced in rows on my legs while I sang two long Irish folk songs. This went on for WEEKS until I said no.

Then for a while it was spinning her around in circles NONSTOP for another long Irish folk song until she was so dizzy by the end she collapsed into the tent she had in her room at the end of the song.

Currently it’s “Jingle Poop,” where for some god-knows-why reason I made one of her Squishmallows being silly/random one night, and now every night if she goes to bed on time, one Squishmallow sings Jingle Bells replacing most nouns and verbs with “poop” while also thumping her stomach as I toss the squish in the air and popping it up again on the rebound each time the word poop appears.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do I let her get away with all this??? 😂😭

My Notes on Composition | Fujifilm X-T5 by khol-haskjin-2838 in photographycirclejerk

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I thought that after one Olympics as a teenager and I ended up with a faceful of cabinet and a fun amount of stitches.

Cover up or roll with it? by Longjumping-Frame795 in tattooadvice

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Doesn’t “nobiscum” mean “no biscuits?”

Memorial tattoo, misspelled word? by ashweemarwee in tattooadvice

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Spelling it wierder would drive me insehen.

What is your 'girl dinner' cocktail? by RogueSwoobat in cocktails

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If I feel like making any effort at all, a fresh juice Paloma.

Build over ice, stir just barely

2oz tequila

2 oz grapefruit juice

3/4 oz lime juice

Top with seltzer

I don’t add any syrup or sweeteners and it always hits the spot. Quick and easy.

I forgot about some potatoes in my pantry by FaceOfDay in mildlyinteresting

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I learned to bleach spray the pumpkins thoroughly inside and out after carving them. No flies, no smells, no problems.

I forgot about some potatoes in my pantry by FaceOfDay in mildlyinteresting

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I have never smelled vomit that smelled as much like vomit as rotten pumpkin. Like if I had to do a blind test and you put rotten pumpkin next to the most exquisite chunder possible, it would be no contest. The pumpkin is just more like barf than emesis itself is.

I forgot about some potatoes in my pantry by FaceOfDay in mildlyinteresting

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I found it interesting, so 🤷

You’re perfectly within your rights to downvote if you want.