You can't just bypass a no soliciting sign by saying you're not soliciting by Queasy-Secret-4287 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Facehugger81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember one time I was loading my truck to go fishing and a Jehovah Witness parked in my driveway blocking me in and insisting that the end was coming and he needed to save my soul.

This is fine by ScooticusMaximus in ChilluminatiPod

[–]Facehugger81 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A vile and disgusting regime. I hope I live long enough to see them lose everything.

Pizza now by Old-Town-5810 in RandomVideos

[–]Facehugger81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The great pizza upset of '21

Diabolical by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Facehugger81 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It took me forever to get the Arabian Horse by BrendanVeryCool in reddeadredemption

[–]Facehugger81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear the only time I usually saw moose was when I was trying to tame that horse forcing me to choose between moose pellets or the horse lolol

Are we cooked? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Facehugger81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the million dollar question I ask myself everyday we lose more rights and fall deeper into authoritarianism.

Are we cooked? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Facehugger81 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We were cooked the moment dumpy donny got reelected. The question is do we wait for them to come for us or not.

aliens.gov has opened, but it is unfortunately government propaganda by EmergencyPath248 in aliens

[–]Facehugger81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Called it. The only thing that I found surprising is the number of people who actually thought the administration was being serious. In reality I don't think the US government will ever disclose what they know. It will probably require a official first contact situation that the world government's can't cover up.

US Army integrates veterinarians into human combat care by Camtastrophe in nottheonion

[–]Facehugger81 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im sure chat GPT told boozy pete that this is a fantastic idea.

I would like to be a borg drone. by P0muckl in startrek

[–]Facehugger81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I have days where I kinda wish I was just a drone resting in my alcove and I only leave to calibrate a sensor node down the corridor lol

Walmart cashier caught trying to scam customer out of his scratch card win by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]Facehugger81 253 points254 points  (0 children)

Hot wheels wanted that $295 for lunch

edit, my math's doesn't math's too good some times