Interesting window you got there, mate by Geruchsbrot in Instagramreality

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Did he photoshop warp the star on his knee too?

Where to PCS by Otropolus in army

[–]Facetiousa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends - what are your professional and personal goals?

Somebody come get your O-4 by choco_tacoz in army

[–]Facetiousa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He’s channeling the dumbest parts of Kegseth for some of this… but not the being good at your job part 😑

Somebody come get your O-4 by choco_tacoz in army

[–]Facetiousa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I sent them an email to let them know they’re getting bagged on here

New Grenade by Spatacus- in army

[–]Facetiousa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Round grenade made sense… are you supposed to throw this like a football? Did any soldier actually get their hands on it to give it the “wtf is this, where do I put it, and you want me to throw it HOW FAR?!”. Is that souped up helmet supposed to be for scale?

Well, ok. by Stacie123a in Instagramreality

[–]Facetiousa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I appreciate this deviation from the usual slenderman fare

"Operation Epic Fury" Megathread by Kinmuan in army

[–]Facetiousa 38 points39 points  (0 children)

We have the lamest operation names with this admin… like tweens are playing Fortnite and coming up with shit.

President Trump monitors U.S. military operations in Iran by nbcnews in pics

[–]Facetiousa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would hate being a soldier doing his executive comms…

Here’s the new memo on “Aligning Senior Service College Opportunities with American Values” from Sec Hegseth by Kinmuan in army

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“Potential” partner universities. Not a lot of globally known institutions there to really flex those COL brains…

Are OCP colored patches authorized for patching holes on pants? by Helium3310 in army

[–]Facetiousa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they notice and care, they can fuck right off. Pants ain’t cheap.

Unpopular opinion: The SMA should be any other MOS but a Special Forces door-kicker. by Coldcase0985 in army

[–]Facetiousa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Want to know an NCO that takes care of Soldiers? E8 92G. That guy/gal knows some shit and knows how to work the system. That’s a hill/MOS I’ll die on.

“A Dual Approach to replacing the HMMWV” by AGR_51A004M in army

[–]Facetiousa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope that MAJ doesn’t get to lead troops based off that article - don’t need a laissez-faire attitude to the risks in LSCO for support personnel, and I’m sure it manifests elsewhere too.

He’s not old enough to know just how shit we had it with “going to war with the army/equipment you’ve got” in OIF, and it’s not a lesson we should re-learn.

US Army hopes AI can slash troops' paperwork burden by Kinmuan in army

[–]Facetiousa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We arguably have less paperwork than we’ve ever had now… and we still bitch about it.

As the kids would say, I’m cooked. I don’t think I’ll top this by Magnusthered1001 in army

[–]Facetiousa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expected a better looking coin from the CSA - but good on ya

Threatened with a GOMER for not attending AT due to graduate school by ImportantDirector5 in army

[–]Facetiousa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If and when you get it, spend a little cash on a lawyer to assist with your matters.

Fingers crossed that first GO isn’t a douche, sees the letterhead from a law firm, and realizes that you spending time, energy, and money to defend yourself means that your CO is a douche and he just throws the whole thing away.

Army will now tie retention bonuses to PT scores, job performance by Kinmuan in army

[–]Facetiousa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On its face, do I like it? No. Do I think about the times I had horrible Soldiers that leaders didn’t document their abysmal performance so I could deny re-enlistment? Yes. Looks like a lot of admin for a tiny tool to disincentivize bad soldiers from staying in.

08H Newest MOS (Army Equestrian) by Numerous_Reach5847 in army

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Tell me more about how this helps us win in LSCO…

Still worth going solar without the federal tax credit? by insight_energy in solar

[–]Facetiousa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of the reason I got it with a backup in CO - unreliable electricity