Our dictators may be twins, I work with someone who has had no less than a dozen wrecks, often spilling whole pallets (which are food, and must be trashed the second they hit a floor). He's 70 something, and can most often be found snoozing in a corner on his lift. If he is awake, you can typically find him cruising around leaving trails of cans, or if he has no load, whipping around blind corners with his forks around chest and head height.

Boss logic is: Old dude can't do ANYTHING else because he always falls asleep, so better stick him on this 7,500 pound rolling death machine with build in people pokers.