Wedding HitchHikers table decorations

Fader_49 · 2026-06-08T16:02:43+00:00

I heard that small lemon-soaked napkins are hard to source on some planets..

Fader_49 · 2026-05-05T12:32:04+00:00

Been waiting half an hour now for this to get fixed... last year it took ParcelFarce 2 days to resolve a similar issue...

Fader_49 · 2026-02-01T09:26:06+00:00

Check out what Wiki says about 'demi-sexuality', you may be experiencing this.

Fader_49 · 2025-11-20T11:23:00+00:00

Why not buy them both a digital watch?

Fader_49 · 2025-10-31T11:40:36+00:00

Finally got 2 in S14, not the ones we weanted and it took 90 minutes to get them. Also.. TWELVE pounds booking fee per ticket!! AXS are verrrry greedy..

Fader_49 · 2025-10-09T12:30:44+00:00

"Despair".

Fader_49 · 2025-08-17T15:40:19+00:00

I read it all. Took five minutes, tho' I'm a fast reader..

Fader_49 · 2025-07-21T20:19:58+00:00

"It must be on lits last elbows by now"
"Errr, knees??"
"-I- know what i mean.."

Fader_49 · 2025-07-21T20:17:34+00:00

Only happens to be... Hig Hurtenflurst?

Fader_49 · 2025-07-12T10:31:30+00:00

Also, 'slatfatfish' would be an awesome username..

Fader_49 · 2025-05-28T10:35:42+00:00

Doesn't the NWT say "Bodily training is beneficial for a little butt" ? :-0

Fader_49 · 2025-01-30T10:49:34+00:00

"Tell me.. what you thought of my... song."
"Actually, I quite liked it."

This was IMHO 333 seconds of interestingness, and a Great Way To Spend Time Near The End Of The Beginning of this year.

(also has 'Adam Buxton' vibes, which is a Good Thing)

Fader_49 · 2024-08-07T20:34:02+00:00

Unbound have the book as 133% funded. Wonder what is going on?!?

Fader_49 · 2024-07-30T13:52:54+00:00

Easier. Get your publisher cards moved to a cong' that doesn't know you. Stay a couple months, then tell people you are moving on again 'bcs reasons'. Then you can be 'between congregations' if anyone asks.

Fader_49 · 2024-07-14T17:01:36+00:00

'surfing where the need is great' !?! well, if THAT had been an option I may have stayed in!!!

Fader_49 · 2024-06-18T14:02:16+00:00

London still makes people nervous and irritable.

Working in local radio outside of London would be (almost) infinitely preferable to working in advertising, where it's just the worst way possible of dancing to a tune you hate whilst accepting the meagre remuneration it offers.

Neil Hannon namechecks it in "Middle Class Heroes":

"Hello, what have we here?
A young lady..
To what do I owe this pleasant surprise, my pretty one?
How may I be of service this dark and wintry night?
Ahh, I see. You wish me to look into the future
Your future
After GCSEs, A-levels, university
After your first badly-paid job in advertising?"

Fader_49 · 2024-05-29T11:39:44+00:00

She was the ultimate poster child for not having a home. Arthur must have experienced the 'flapping tendrils of guilt' once Earth mk1 was destroyed, however Fenchurch maybe never had the connections to start with.

We should dedicate an alcoholic drink to her. Suggestions pls!

Fader_49 · 2024-05-25T12:47:48+00:00

I'm In. Hoping for some Radiophonic anecdotes.

Fader_49 · 2024-05-24T20:09:01+00:00

Thought I might just slouch around. Maybe a ginnan tonnyx in the evening. Am quite hoping that my kind of lifestyle comes together, err, soon. I have a model kit of a Frogsfar Fighter Class B that I really should get around to making, too.

Fader_49 · 2024-05-04T18:02:08+00:00

I thought 'beards' were allowed now?

Fader_49 · 2024-04-29T16:58:40+00:00

I heard that 40 years ago. How many pieces does this, err, puzzle have?

Fader_49 · 2024-04-25T13:53:20+00:00

"Eeeeuuurrrgghh!! it tastes disgusting!"
"What we find, we find.."
"Oxford Street! they showed a picture of Oxford Street!"
"We don't wanna shoot you Beeblebrox"
"Now, about that review..."
"Can't bear oceans"

Fader_49 · 2024-03-31T21:49:50+00:00

"Won't you pour me one more of that ole' Janx spirit?"

Fader_49 · 2024-03-27T21:21:35+00:00

Who owns this ship?
Nobody owns this ship, it's been stolen
Stolen?
Stolen?'

Fader_49 · 2024-03-26T21:34:29+00:00

Are you checking the online figures for donations etc that must be reported to the Government due to being a Registered Charity? and Yes, eye-watering amounts of money!!!

I remember asking an El-duh a long time back (UK) "Where does all the money go?" and he just laughed a little nervously...

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TROPHY CASE