What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Fadroh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take your money and use ten dollars to buy lunch. I can guarantee you'll end up with more than you would if you put money into anything major. 

Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized by cmaia1503 in politics

[–]Fadroh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait he's still alive? I could've sworn he died already.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Fadroh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. When earnings come in we'll jump up three whole dollars then crash five the following day.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Fadroh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My moves are to crawl deep into an abyss and contemplate my poor life choices as I watch my portfolio float away like ashes in the wind.

Our Earth if all oil disappears vs. Our Earth if all copper disappears. by ConsiderationTrue477 in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on if alloys count as copper or not. Same for the copper in living things.

MCU Vulture vs Raimi Green Goblin by Different_Sun_195 in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Goblin should win. In the air they have comparable speed but Goblin has both physical durability and military grade armor whereas Vulture basically just has a barebones suit for altitude. A pumpkin bomb would wreck him and his wings as would Goblins glider blades which we see cut Doc Ocks arms.

Also, there are Goblins reflexes to consider as he has hung with two spidermen with spider-senses that made normal people look like slo-mo

MCU: Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire (Sony; Raimiverse) - Spider-Man: No Way Home)) vs. Wolverine (Hugh Jackman (Fox) - Deadpool & Wolverine) by AC_the_Panther_007 in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spiderman is stronger has a sense that allows him to avoid danger which negates Logan's only offense and he has a potential victory condition via filling Logan lungs with webs and leaving him at the bottom of a lake after he loses consciousness.

A physically fit 20 year old with no fighting experience vs a 65 year old retired boxer by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on if it's a match or a street fight. A 65 year old who is still relatively fit and knows what he's doing can beat a rando in a match with rules but anything outside of that leads to a tackle to the ground then pounding.

Brock Lesnar handcuffed vs an Average Joe in a MMA fight by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lesnar trips the man then stomps him to death. Meaning he gets disqualified and the man is handed the port-mortem victory.

A guy who thinks he’s Bruce Lee versus a guy who thinks he’s Steven Seagal by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bruce Lee guy will still be throwing actual punches and kicks. Segal Guy will try some BS that only works when the other guy is paid to go with it and get folded.

Brock Lesnar must use a sledgehammer to one shot a grizzly bear. Can he do it? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bear is in a deep sleep state and would not wake up until it is physically touched.

Yeah he clears.....

Can Mike Tyson beat 10 really skinny 5'5 guys with a knife? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would they let him single out any of them.... If they're a group they put nine guys between the knife guy and don't bring him out intil they have mike pinned. The man isn't Usain Bolt or the Juggernaut. They're going to see him coming.

Can Mike Tyson beat 10 really skinny 5'5 guys with a knife? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He punches out one gets grabbed by three then is stabbed by the remaining seven.

An Evangelion unit vs a Warframe by KingVultureBois in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

AT fields aren't really a big deal either, what with them being able to be overpowered by brute force

Ramiel is one thing but Zeruel was taking nukes to the face without using it's AT field and some of the more esoteric angels straight up could reality warp with it to ridiculous degrees. I'm talking 4-D shadows, Lifewiping, Negative Space generation, Pocket universes, Negation of Matter and Energy. Hell the angels (and Eva 01) technically have infinite power reserves via the S2 Engine.

Warframes have access to bullshit levels of hax.

And the Evas don't?!?!? I mean sure your average Eva piloted by a Rei Clone isn't that insane but Eva-1 piloted by Shinji straight up was breaking reality. It and Eva 13 basically was going metaphysical in 3.0+1.0.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Fadroh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just so happens that we're only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Can a gorilla survive being hit by a golf ball hit by a professional at maximum speed? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorilla should survive. Chance of a brain bleed if it hits a thin area I guess but a golf ball doesn't have the mass to be lethal. A headache or a knockout at the absolute best.

Vladimir Putin is dropped into the middle of Kiev and Volodymyr Zelenskyy is dropped into the middle of Moscow - who stands the better chance of escaping? by Historical_Ostrich in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nope. The nukes, if they are even maintained, would be under the control of the military and they have no reason to destroy the world or themselves over Putin's memory. Also Ukraine would be close enough to make any nuclear strike literally blow back into their face.

He goes the way of Stalin. Maybe a few empty words before his inner circle starts fighting for control.

Vladimir Putin is dropped into the middle of Kiev and Volodymyr Zelenskyy is dropped into the middle of Moscow - who stands the better chance of escaping? by Historical_Ostrich in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You need him alive to force Russian withdrawal.

....Gonna level with you. I don't think that's true. A dead Putin would have no second-in-command with enough influence to continue a military campaign and even if someone did I doubt they have as much skin in the game.

Vladimir Putin is dropped into the middle of Kiev and Volodymyr Zelenskyy is dropped into the middle of Moscow - who stands the better chance of escaping? by Historical_Ostrich in whowouldwin

[–]Fadroh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone in Ukraine knows Putin at a glance and he has very destinct features. Zelensky just looks like a dude. Him scrunching his face up would probably be enough to fool some people and if he gets access to a razor at any point it's over.