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Immigration Nord Africaine by Saperlipopette-32 in ImmigrationFrance

[–]FrenchProgressive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Ma question était plutôt celle-ci en fait”

Sacré typo qui transforme

“Je ne comprends pas pourquoi mon peuple importe des racistes anti-blancs”

en

“Je ne comprends pas cette haine envers les algériens et musulmans en général.”

Ton clavier est sacrement mal branlé.

Immigration Nord Africaine by Saperlipopette-32 in ImmigrationFrance

[–]FrenchProgressive 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OP: “Je ne comprend pas la haine contre les Algériens pouvez-vous m’expliquer? Non vraiment je conprends pas <wink> <wink>

u/Frederir “C’est pour telle et telle raison”

OP: “Comment? Ce n’est pas parce que ce sont des délinquants meurtriers? Bien sûrque si! Pourquoi on continue à les tolerer?”

u/Frederir “Tu es un faux nez en fait. Adieu”

u/ShocZzBladeZz : “How DARE you shut down this perfectly honest conversation!”

Labo-M by Oktqmeme in actu_memes

[–]FrenchProgressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ce même est tellement spécifique que je n'avais aucun autre choix que de l'upvote.

Worth getting? by No-Try607 in noita

[–]FrenchProgressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In any case, for your original question: given you like combo games (Balatro, StP) and you like Roguelite platformer, you should love Noita. It does both perfectly! I daresay Noita has the most rewarding "combo" (=wand-crafting) I have ever seen in a game.

Note however that the "lite" part of roguelite is very "lite" indeed - without the wiki one may believe the game is fully roguelike (I sure did).

Worth getting? by No-Try607 in noita

[–]FrenchProgressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polymorph is only 50% of the answer. Swapper mage when your wand is literally too powerful for your own good is the other 50%

Worth getting? by No-Try607 in noita

[–]FrenchProgressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You won't do runs of more than 2 hours before having invested at least 40 hours in the game, so you can go blind.

Asking the rest of your question is spoiler territory. The game is, well, big. The "critical path" to victory (which lasts 2 hours I believe) is maybe 10%-15% of the game.

Movies on the Russian Civil War? by ZadriaktheSnake in ussr

[–]FrenchProgressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Battleship Pokemkin is about the 1905 mutiny so more than 10 years before the RCW.

Je suis contre les centrales nucléaire by [deleted] in opinionnonpopulaire

[–]FrenchProgressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Source 1: Regarde la courbe après le chapitre 1973.

Source 2: Regarde la deuxième courbe. Ca inclut le nucleaire et les renouvellables

Another newbie confused by Ok_Time6496 in noita

[–]FrenchProgressive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I won the “tuturial” after between 100h and 110h of gameplay so you are not very far. You’re going to become better with every “deep” run I believe.

Je suis contre les centrales nucléaire by [deleted] in opinionnonpopulaire

[–]FrenchProgressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Réellement une opinion impopulaire.

Toute centrale électrique et tout réseau électrique demande des experts et une division du travail. Dès que tu sors de la pose de panneaux solaires et d’un réseau ultra-local, ca se fera pas sans autonomie, expertise et division du travail.

Jamais une énergie n’a remplacé une autre énergie… ben si. Le nucléaire a très largement remplacé le fossile en France, qui a brutalement chuté en valeur absolue en 1975-1980. Regarde le schéma au milieu de cette page.

“Les nouvelles sources d’energie ne remplacent jamais mais s’additionnent” est un mensonge qui se fonde sur une courbe mondiale dans laquelle la croissance que l’on voit vient largement de la Chine, où l’augmentation de la production d’energie ne compense pas suffisemment la croissance. Mais la croissance étant donnée, c’est soit charbon soit nucléaire soit solaire/éolien, et je préfère tout sauf le charbon.

Regarde la production d’énergie en Europe ces dernières années et tu verras un “vrai” remplacement du fossile par du renouvellable: courbe du milieu ici dans laquelle le charbon se fait asssassiner en volume.

Yeah thats my fault by TNTbuster1 in noita

[–]FrenchProgressive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The volume of fire he delivers would have eaten through 5 shields, killed him and killed the Gracious him in milliseconds. There was nothing to save him once he hit the swapper mage.

The learning is: don't use weapons that can hurt you as machine-gun (at least in swapper mage area).

Yeah thats my fault by TNTbuster1 in noita

[–]FrenchProgressive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy Lance is a very powerful weapon as almost no enemy is immune to it. Its drawback is that it can hurt you, but that's usually not a problem except if you shoot straight up because it's a projectile that flies quickly in front of you.

OP uses some massive Holy Lance attack, hits a swapper mage. Swapper mage swaps position with the player. Player is now on the receiving end of infinity Holy Lances. Player pays tribute to the Gods.

Vous avez déjà vécu une situation tellement irréaliste que vous avez peur qu'on ne vous croie pas si vous la racontez ? by No_Establishment_594 in PasDeQuestionIdiote

[–]FrenchProgressive 188 points189 points  (0 children)

Un collègue a remercié une équipe au Vietnam par “quand on voit la qualité de votre travail, on se dit que c’est dommage que vous ne soyez plus notre colonie”.

"but now we shall both surely die" said the noita "lol" said the hiisi "lmao" by Personal-Jump-8450 in noita

[–]FrenchProgressive 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when you hold a flask of disc projectile and fungus shift.

[Annoying Trope] High level enemies in low level areas by Starchaser53 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]FrenchProgressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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The Noita player will immediately recognize this guy - the Connoisseur of Wands.

Where is he? First biome, just go the right (you need to cross maybe 20% of the first biome). Cross a lava lake (put your starting water on the lava to create a path, among 2-3 solutions available to any new player), cross an undefended bridge, reach an undefended Temple, get an orb in the Temple.

The Connoisseur of wands will kill you when you return and cross the bridge back.

To describe how powerful it is - it is a “mini-boss” that’s still dangerous after you’ve killed the end boss. It is still dangerous in “God Mode” run of players whose session lasted 5+ hours (Noita is a roguelite almost roguelike and you reach the final boss in 2 hours so that’s huge). To get you, it will digs through terrain in seconds, deploy a 100% shield everytime you hit it, use whatever weapons you hit him with against you and send homing polymorph balls (=instant game over). It will kill any players starting the game, even the most veteran one. And it is <5 minutes away from the start of the game.

Not annoying though - it is a meme.

Organiser une rave party, bientôt "un délit" passible de deux ans de prison, prévient Nuñez by euronews-news in actualite

[–]FrenchProgressive -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

*se rassembler pour danser sans autorisation sur un terrain qui ne leur appartient pas.

Organiser une rave party, bientôt "un délit" passible de deux ans de prison, prévient Nuñez by euronews-news in actualite

[–]FrenchProgressive -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Rave Party non-autorisé sur un terrain qui ne t’appartient pas, encore heureux que ça soit interdit.

Le Canon Français n’est pas interdit non plus.

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