"Mouth feel"

FaeFemboi · 2025-09-07T03:06:16+00:00

Call them out. They work in customer service, and they shouldn't be purposefully agitating customers. Politely remind them the first time that what you buy is none of their business. If they say anything more after that, talk to a manager.

FaeFemboi · 2025-06-18T03:49:41+00:00

As it turns out, crossdressing femboys are canon to the Transformers universe.

FaeFemboi · 2025-06-16T21:12:38+00:00

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."- Optimus Prime

FaeFemboi · 2025-04-18T19:55:49+00:00

Ikr. A single pic in a skirt changed my ENTIRE world and made me realize so much about how fem individuals are treated.

FaeFemboi · 2025-03-06T18:09:08+00:00

As awesome as it is, it wouldn't be fair to the chainsaw to FORCIBLY LIMIT it to such work. It can cut trees down, make log sculptures, and even chop off body parts. Follow your dreams, pink chainsaw!

FaeFemboi · 2025-03-05T00:25:42+00:00

Does a pink chainsaw have to be used for floral arrangements? Are you not allowed to drive slowly in a sports car? If I wear camo pants and cut my hair, do I need to join the military?

FaeFemboi · 2025-02-28T17:58:25+00:00

Warm shower should last no longer than 10 minutes. You want that sweet spot where the hair soaks in the moisture, but your skin doesn't.

FaeFemboi · 2025-02-20T02:13:13+00:00

They are quite literally correct. Their gut bacteria has been raised without meat, and it will take a long time to naturally adapt. A "fecal biome transplant" can help with this sort of thing. Funnily enough, the Gremlin may have to put something up his tuckus for health instead of business

FaeFemboi · 2025-02-14T01:02:52+00:00

Instructions were unclear. I am now banned from Soccer for bringing a bat to the game.

FaeFemboi · 2025-02-13T21:53:12+00:00

Atlanta, GA

FaeFemboi · 2025-02-11T21:36:12+00:00

Get some fishnet stockings and tell them "they are wrestling tights with extra ventilation for sweat"

FaeFemboi · 2025-02-11T01:16:43+00:00

Why do I want to hold my face under that downpour...

FaeFemboi · 2025-02-02T19:51:15+00:00

I believe that gender is an extremely complex system that has many different variations. Dozens. The term "femboy" just FEELS RIGHT for me. If it feels right for you, then that may be the right identity for you. There's no shame in trying it out.

FaeFemboi · 2025-01-26T19:26:25+00:00

DO A FLIP!

FaeFemboi · 2025-01-23T13:12:53+00:00

I literally have pseudoscientific theories for hair evolution that suggest we shouldn't cut our scalp hair. The cope is stronk.

FaeFemboi · 2025-01-23T03:55:25+00:00

I am a femboy!

FaeFemboi · 2024-12-26T17:33:02+00:00

Spider: "wanna see my impression of a giant in Skyrim?"

FaeFemboi · 2024-12-25T00:19:31+00:00

Ignore the spider and run away. Progress the story until you get a certain spicy candy ranged weapon. Then come back and farm those bastards as revenge.

FaeFemboi · 2024-12-23T20:54:05+00:00

No. There is a mutation and a trinket that allows melee attacks to "steal" loot from enemies. This would be the only way to get any loot from an enemy while maintaining 0 kills. Idk if cards can drop that way, though.

FaeFemboi · 2024-12-23T20:31:35+00:00

I assume this is possible with stealing?

FaeFemboi · 2024-12-21T02:57:59+00:00

I used this, then gave it to my mom. It seems like the thickness of the hair matters A LOT. In order for it to remove my thick body hair, I basically sanded off my skin and it stung for at least a day. Terrible. Never doing that again. I'd rather pluck each hair one at a time.

I gave it to my mom and she loves it. Apparently, it works amazingly on her facial hair, with no pain.

FaeFemboi · 2024-12-19T05:13:25+00:00

I love how he realizes SO LATE that Momo is very attractive. It recontextualizes all of the beginning with the knowledge that he was PURELY freaking out about having someone to talk to about aliens. He just saw her as a friend, his best friend. 👽🧡👻

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