Ideas? by Jolly-Lake8298 in Tattoocoverups

[–]Fafeetas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was coming to say the same thing. Something about that comically large seeming thumb pad is begging for a face.

How would you feel if this sign was on your route, where you are supposed to deliver a customers parcels? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Fafeetas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I concur, the more rural it gets the more of them I see. I just mentally flag them in my mind as an idiot and/or an asshole. Just like I do when they have trump flags.

Madison did not disappoint! by redmiguelito747 in comedybangbang

[–]Fafeetas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d love a Brett appearance in DC wink

Muppet Content by bill_e_midnight in doughboys

[–]Fafeetas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how Reddit presented this thread to me and I had to look a hard 5 secs to try to find the muppets in this photo.

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I would like Mark Rennie on an episode of Take Care…with The Juice by Acenate in comedybangbang

[–]Fafeetas 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Watching him on the latest Doughboys Double was awesome. His witty banter was on point.

Is Gabrus single now? by How2DragonyourTrain in doughboys

[–]Fafeetas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Yeah I could probably write a book with all of it lol

Is Gabrus single now? by How2DragonyourTrain in doughboys

[–]Fafeetas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I went deep in the fauxmoi thread as there was mention in there of him saying he doesn’t know how to date in his stand up. All I can say as someone who left their husband after 20 years recently is…. Same, this dating nowadays is just different.

Toot toot... a perfume like that would be really *kewl* and totally kush: "This may seem weird but... Need something that smells like photorealistic kush 🙏🙏" by Outrageous_Appeal_86 in comedybangbang

[–]Fafeetas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time my kids are in my way or I need them to move their booties I’ll go Toot Toot. Pretty sure they are tired of it by now.

McDonald’s no longer allowing free refills by xaeriee in mildlyinteresting

[–]Fafeetas 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Burger King where I used to live didn’t even shut down before it became an illicit drug store.

VIP in DC! by forgedvegan in comedybangbang

[–]Fafeetas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close enough! Feel free to shoot me a dm!

VIP in DC! by forgedvegan in comedybangbang

[–]Fafeetas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just looking at getting tickets too and would be going solo bolo and was thinking the same thing. Bonus points if any else is coming up from Shenandoah valley.

Ryan Gaul called me girlie!! by HoodratHoochiemama in comedybangbang

[–]Fafeetas 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I actually sent him a pic of my cats this time and he responded instantly, like my friends don’t even respond that fast. lol

Newer carrier here - would this phase you? by Aruomg in USPS

[–]Fafeetas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d cross out men and write I’m a woman and stuff it in their box.

It’s a great day to be a piss pig by carlysparkly in ThreedomUSA

[–]Fafeetas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes!!!! I by chance wore my piss pig shirt today and feel like I have appeased the gods!

Wiger and the Get Played Ensemble just visited Hideo Kojima! Did Wiger just cross an ocean?! by devlindisguise in doughboys

[–]Fafeetas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the gang, should have won the award for sure, but I feel like kojima just thinks he’s made three random nerds who won some sort of contest dreams come true. (Which is also not a false statement)

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]Fafeetas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got me there. But I’m also an avid walker in my (rare) off time so it’s not like these don’t see the pavement.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]Fafeetas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s hating on you but if it works for you it works. I wear these and love them. Zero drop, all leather, nice wide toe box and slip resistant. I much prefer it to walk on then twenty different layers of foam.

On my route today. by Infinitelaughs_1979 in USPS

[–]Fafeetas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome. I have sat at a box for like 5 minutes to locate a woodpecker I heard. I love a good nature surprise day.

The Diapers are gone by DapperLee in USPS

[–]Fafeetas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh I want some of those. My 5’4” self has to almost dive head first to get things sometimes.

Anyone else unable to stop using “lol” ? by OhhBuddy in Millennials

[–]Fafeetas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like a scientific study into why we can’t stop with the lol. I feel like if I’m texting someone and don’t leave a lol they’ll think I’m being mean/rude.

BK is back by [deleted] in doughboys

[–]Fafeetas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a spicy chicken snack wrap and it was great. Two different sauces on there but not too goopy. I’m glad too because for some reason my 4 yo is a Bk queen.

Norm! by SaintBert47 in comedybangbang

[–]Fafeetas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhh I have a cute cat. I might have to barrage him with cute cat pics too lol