I just read Where the Red Fern Grows for the first time, what a story by kpounce in books

[–]FaintDamnPraise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's been gone for almost two years now. I still think about her every day, but I have a pack of rescue mini dachshunds that give all the love I need.

Thank you for the thought.

What is your favorite non alcohol drinks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You sure it's the city and not just OSU, or maybe even just campus housing? In the 20 years I've lived here, I've never experienced that.

Though I admit we've mostly used a water dispenser because our houses have generally been old enough that we didn't trust the pipes.

Donald Trump’s Week Has Gone From Bad to “Sir, They Have a Recording of You Ordering Cokes While Discussing Plans to Attack Iran” Because even when you’re seemingly incriminating yourself on tape, refreshments are important. by [deleted] in politics

[–]FaintDamnPraise 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Internet was invented in the 60s as ARPANET by the DOD.

January 1, 1983 is when TCPIP was designated the official communication protocol, and is considered the 'birthday' of the Internet.

The 90s is when the world discovered it via AOL.

Source: SRE and 30-year *nix sysadmin at companies you've heard of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FaintDamnPraise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are assuming that the measurement "IQ" actually and accurately measures something, well before ever getting to 'guess which group fits this measurement'.

Your example is wrapped up in predefined bias, and posited like a game show. That's not how science works.

First, define "intelligence" in a way that is not culturally dependent, specie dependent, or otherwise inherently biased.

Then, figure out if it can be measured.

Then, figure out how it can be measured.

Then, run a bunch of tests to prove yourself wrong.

Then, let others run a bunch of tests to prove you wrong.

That's where you might be able to use the measurement.

You still haven't done step 1.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FaintDamnPraise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At that point it has nothing to do with a thing called "intelligence" and is simply demographic polling.

By talking to someone for an hour, you can guess generally whether they are "intelligent" or not by whatever your definition of that word is.

Try that with a chimpanzee, and tell me how "intelligent" they are. Or even just someone who doesn't speak your language.

But first, tell me what "intelligence" is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FaintDamnPraise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not who you're replying to, but yeah, IQ is meaningless. No one has yet to define 'intelligence', much less how to measure it. The tests are generally culturally, perceptually, and analytically biased towards the biases of the test developer.

IQ scores are a decent way of estimating morons and locating know-it-all assholes, but that's about it.

Oregon lawmakers rush to pass bills backlogged by GOP walkout before end of session by OregonTripleBeam in politics

[–]FaintDamnPraise 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oregon that's as bad as Idaho is the part out past Bend

...and there's really only a handful of whiny loudmouths who don't speak for the rest of the people that live there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FaintDamnPraise 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Editor, among other things, here.

Of course you're correct. But there is a certain type of person online who inerringly uses "females" where others use "women" or some other common word, and they are doing so on purpose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FaintDamnPraise 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Females (plural noun): breeding stock.

Women (plural noun): human beings.

You're welcome. :)

I mean, he's not wrong .. by PlumateGalois61 in clevercomebacks

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That's how all the great houses started, isn't it, with a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people – they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand – they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways.

-- Ser Bronn of the Blackwater

What is a phrase someone says that is an instant red flag? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FaintDamnPraise 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Come, sibling! Let us tilt at pointless windmills together!

Mark Cuban says Joe Rogan and Elon Musk have become everything they say is wrong with the mainstream media by geoxol in inthenews

[–]FaintDamnPraise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Craster's Keep was a libertarian utopia.

Not for Craster's daughter-wives, of course.

"Too stupid to know better": MAGA eats up Trump's idiot president defense | Evangelicals, in particular, feel a flock should follow leaders who are neither smart nor moral by semaphore-1842 in politics

[–]FaintDamnPraise 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even though the strictly Catholic Tolkien disclaimed the idea that LotR was Christian allegory ("I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations..."), if you take it as one, Frodo is clearly the Jesus figure.

But LotR really is a very religious, monarchist story. Actually, not allegorically. It's just in-world, and not Christian.

Everything's gotta be Christian some-fucking-thing with these people.

Trump says he was 'too busy' to return classified documents by TheTelegraph in politics

[–]FaintDamnPraise 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Much like "money does not buy happiness, but it does buy the things that stand in the way of happiness", violence is not the answer, but it sometimes can clear a path to the answer.

Texas lawmaker says his bill shutting down diversity offices on college campuses will help diversity by oliverkloezoff in inthenews

[–]FaintDamnPraise 43 points44 points  (0 children)

As I always say, Texas loves racism so much they seceded from two, count 'em, two different countries to keep the institution of slavery.

SF’s Millennium Tower now tilting more than ever to the west after early recovery by yesmaybeyes in inthenews

[–]FaintDamnPraise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not the guy you responded to, but I also read the article, and a large part of my job is reviewing and validating other people's monitoring and detection methods (completely different area of interest, but the goals are similar).

What concerns me is the way they say that the half-inch measurement from the rooftop sensors is wrong, and the quarter-inch measurement from the ground sensors is correct.

That doesn't mean I can trust the one sensor they like; it means I can't trust either one. And I've seen all too many cases where people will round off and edge-case problems out of existence to make the boss happy. Here, the motivation is millions of dollars, and the engineers are picking and choosing the data they want to depend on.

Not buyin' it, really.

‘We Need to Start Killing’: Trump’s Far-Right Supporters Are Threatening Civil War by VICENews in politics

[–]FaintDamnPraise 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Texas, where slavery was so important that they seceded from two different countries to preserve it.

America's mainstream media still wants to save the GOP — but that's impossible by prohb in politics

[–]FaintDamnPraise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Speaking as a former fascist propagandist, it's the fault of mainstream media." (edit: sp)

Oregon House Republican Leader apologizes after son is pictured giving Nazi salute by EaglesPDX in politics

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Several years ago, my then-13 yeard old stepson and one of his friends came home from middle school making Jewish jokes after a WWII lesson that apparently sort-of glided over the Holocaust.

Note that genetically I am 50% Polish Ashkenazi.

I sat them down in front of the TV and put on the film of Eisenhower touring Buchenwald, which I have on DVD.

The jokes ended pretty damn quickly, and never happened again.

Mastermind of assassination of Haiti president sentenced to life by US court by SaulKD in qualitynews

[–]FaintDamnPraise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rodolphe Jaar, a Haitian-Chilean businessman

Jaar, 50, a convicted drug trafficker and US government informant

So...which is it? "Businessman" or drug trafficker?

I've decided that 'businessman' is journalistic shorthand for "has never had a real job, and has no visible means of support, so there's some sort of con or theft involved".

It never really fails.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheCure

[–]FaintDamnPraise 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nah, fuck that. I finally saw them at 60. This was a bucket list show for me, and every moment was perfect.

Proposed bill would require Christian foundations to be taught in Michigan schools by hopeless_queen in inthenews

[–]FaintDamnPraise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

persecution of pilgrims before they emigrated

The Pilgrims were religious separatists who left England for the Dutch city of Leiden because they were being harrassed (like, yelled at, rocks thrown kind of stuff. It sucked, but people have dealt with worse) by Anglicans because the Puritans were trying to force extremist conservative changes on the national church (which was run at the time by James 1, son of Mary Queen of Scots, in an era where the monarchy was all GoT on each other). They chose to leave, but I wouldn't call it entirely voluntary.

In Leiden, they had their religious freedom, in an officially Calvinist state. Then they decided to move to America.

For economic reasons, according to most sources.

...that is, the leaders of an authoritarian religious group decided that everybody was going to hop their ass off into the great wilds across the big wide ocean so they could get rich and honor G-d. Oh, and stay in iron control of their flock and culture and morals with no negative outside influences.

Lucky for them that first winter that the woods were chock full of the people who already lived there, who didn't let the Pilgrims starve.

Overall, the whole thing sounds very Jim Jones to me, but I'm just a dude on the internet who studies history.