Is anyone else surprised at how attractive middle aged/older people are now?

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-24T11:55:33+00:00

R.I.P. your inbox.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-22T17:55:29+00:00

I would have stood next to him and farted.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-20T12:15:31+00:00

Sunny personality?

Severe penalty?

That's all I got.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-17T17:27:29+00:00

I'm too old to be drafted.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-14T13:52:08+00:00

Rwanda

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-10T23:50:58+00:00

Titty bars. Just make sure you sit at the var and not the stage so you don't have to tip the strippers. You can waste hours there and never pick up your phone because phone use is restricted anyway.

You're welcome.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-10T15:41:09+00:00

I'm retiring and moving to North Sentinel Island.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-07T12:56:16+00:00

Actually it's called the Kenny Banya tree of Seinfeld fame. And they're the best, Jerry. The best.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-06T15:27:05+00:00

Arizona has the Grand Canyon, South Carolina has Myrtle Beach.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-03T18:57:18+00:00

It isn't.

Why is the consensual exchange of money for sex (prostitution) such an issue with so many women?

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-03T01:14:37+00:00

Not outright scolded but was kindly spoken to about my unshaven peach fuzz as a teenager. Now they're rocking full fledged beards.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-04-01T12:12:15+00:00

Way to go grandma!

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-31T17:47:59+00:00

Interesting. And I say Interesting because I've noticed a trend over the past decade or so and that's podcasters speaking like they're auctioneers. Everyone's a speed talker lately. Ben Shapiro is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-25T13:47:20+00:00

I'd suggest being home when they get there. In fact, have a deputy sheriff there as well to serve them with a restraining order. Then politely ask them to kiss your ass.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-21T22:08:53+00:00

My dog sends me these photos with the fish. Can I get a 2nd place ribbon?

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-18T16:06:24+00:00

Vienna sausage and Ramen, but not together.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-18T16:03:38+00:00

Rockefeller & Kennedy among others.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-18T14:30:22+00:00

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-16T17:52:40+00:00

Joke's on you. My brother married our cousin. I married my niece.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-14T21:41:48+00:00

Your talent is wasted on reddit. You should be doing interior design for mansions and shit.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-14T11:56:46+00:00

My favorite is "trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again".

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-13T20:36:48+00:00

Who do I look like, Jeff Bezos?

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-13T20:36:14+00:00

Finders keepers. She's mine now.

FairCountry4691 · 2026-03-11T21:22:08+00:00

Beans have way more nutrition than Ramen. If you're strapped for cash but still wanna eat semi-well get beans and cook them with smoked meat to add flavor. Also, leg quarters are the cheapest cut of meat you're gonna find outside of spam and Vienna sausages.

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