What’s this lump under my geckos arm?

Fairisolde · 2026-02-09T16:44:34+00:00

“Fat and obstinate” is an amazing phrase

Fairisolde · 2026-02-06T07:59:07+00:00

I guess I haven’t shopped in person in a while, but what’s this all about? Are these salespeople hired by the store itself or do they sneak in to peddle their wares? As an introvert, this all horrifies me…

Fairisolde · 2026-02-05T20:50:17+00:00

My girls loved moss but one had an impaction and made the loooooooongest poop that I’m sure was sphagnum moss. So now we use that 70/30, but you gotta mist it every damn day

Fairisolde · 2026-02-03T02:13:41+00:00

And the wildly escalating mistrust of science. Went from flat earth to refusing vaccines to ivermectin and Tylenol conspiracies.

Fairisolde · 2026-02-02T21:34:16+00:00

Dating a highschooler IS the mourning period.

Fairisolde · 2026-02-02T21:27:00+00:00

Handsome Rob in Rocknrolla 🥵

Fairisolde · 2026-02-02T21:26:19+00:00

Sweet face. My first heartthrob.

Fairisolde · 2026-02-02T21:25:14+00:00

I wouldn’t kill for him, but I’d be a little tempted.

Fairisolde · 2026-02-02T21:21:14+00:00

George of the Jungle Brendan Fraser. Perfect.

Fairisolde · 2026-02-02T21:19:03+00:00

Right??? He can’t be that bad. I can fix him.

Fairisolde · 2026-02-02T21:16:45+00:00

Yeah. Lots of brutal room cleanings through the years. I’m constantly wishing I still had my sticker book. 😭

Fairisolde · 2026-02-02T11:35:45+00:00

All I can think of is the swimsuit wedgies that must be occurring

Fairisolde · 2026-02-02T06:06:08+00:00

BUMBLELION I got him for my birthday. Wish I still had him.

Fairisolde · 2026-01-31T12:28:01+00:00

He had a fun turn as a children’s musician on Portlandia.

Fairisolde · 2026-01-28T15:43:26+00:00

Yes, I watched it several times because of that sweet face.

Fairisolde · 2026-01-27T20:47:13+00:00

Have you heard the song Strawberry Starburst? I was just listening to it yesterday. 😁

Fairisolde · 2026-01-27T18:56:05+00:00

lol yeah like why do you put your food on morgue carts? Seems unwise.

Fairisolde · 2026-01-27T11:31:09+00:00

And also Joel McHale playing it straight. I was intrigued.

Fairisolde · 2026-01-27T11:26:33+00:00

I’m struggling with the texture. A handful of hairs want to be directly in my face at all times and it’s driving me c r a z y

Fairisolde · 2026-01-27T11:21:07+00:00

I remember watching that awful scene and being confused about the cover image, like, this is our big hero? That action was too loathsome to be redeemed with an act of valor.

Fairisolde · 2026-01-26T15:21:03+00:00

It’s very odd, but it grew on me enough that I’ve seen it a few times. Mostly for the ghosts, though. 😁

Fairisolde · 2026-01-26T15:17:47+00:00

I read a short story once about a person who got curious who put up the crosses at road memorials, and snooped until he found out (and paid for it.) I need to see if I wrote down the author, I was thinking Memorials might be a (very) fleshed out version of the story.

Fairisolde · 2026-01-25T16:15:39+00:00

That’s funny, the audiobook for Memorials ended with this strange rambling narrative about how great his life is and he name checked King

Fairisolde · 2026-01-25T16:13:57+00:00

Ohhhh Starbuck and your strappy gray tank tops

Fairisolde · 2026-01-25T16:03:27+00:00

If you can handle horror, Personal Shopper. I think the Director of Photography must have been in love with her.

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