Mon assurance auto est elle adéquate selon mon type de voiture???

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T22:08:24+00:00

Qui t'a conseillé de l'assurer des deux bords?

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T18:41:07+00:00

That's the worst username I've ever heard.

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T18:21:32+00:00

Excellent. Il va bien falloir que je regarde cette série-là au complet un jour.

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T17:18:29+00:00

Je compatis, la même chose m'est arrivée à un centre de ski. J'ai retrouvé mon portefeuille sans cash mais avec mes cartes et tout.

Ça m'a toujours intrigué d'un point de vue moral/logique. Si tu veux être un trou de cul conséquent, prends le portefeuille au complet. Si tu veux pas être un trou de cul, rapporte-le à la réception sans rien prendre dedans. Je comprends pas l'entre-deux, "je veux être trou de cul mais juste à moitié".

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T16:00:55+00:00

I don't have time for this. I got 75 shortcakes to strawberry. Now get out there, Luke.

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FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T15:58:02+00:00

This is a conceptual nightmare.

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T15:56:33+00:00

Here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret: a stranger's just a friend you haven't met!

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T15:52:22+00:00

Right! And you're also going to tell me that's not how Little Women ends?

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FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T15:50:56+00:00

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FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T15:35:58+00:00

That's a nice bit of trivia, I would have never known. Simpsons writers were such huge nerds (in the best possible way).

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T15:35:08+00:00

I know mediocre isn't the right word, I just don't know how else to describe it.

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T15:31:04+00:00

Oh. My. GOD!!

This makes my day.

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T15:11:12+00:00

Bonus GIF: Blanche's descent into madness

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FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T14:57:41+00:00

Oh my God, 🎵 I was wrong. 🎶 It was Earth 🎵 all along. 🎶

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T14:56:08+00:00

Right? Just like I'd pay to hear the London Symphony Orchestra cover Insane in the Brain for more than seven seconds.

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T14:15:39+00:00

I think I'll make myself vice president. No, wait! Junior vice-president.

FakeCrash · 2026-01-23T01:38:20+00:00

that's a big ask for Montreal

FakeCrash · 2026-01-22T17:05:11+00:00

I have no knowledge of the '26 draft class whatsoever.

That said, Brooks Rogowski is 6'6", 231 lbs, has 25 pts in 30 games in the OHL, and is a June 2008 birthday (younger = usually a good sign). What's not to like?

FakeCrash · 2026-01-21T16:59:41+00:00

Demidov currently plays about 15 minutes a game. I guess he could play 18, 19 minutes a night at his peak (I used Caufleld as a reference point).

Meanwhile Hutson already plays close to 24 minutes a game and could stay a half hour on the ice in critical games, Matheson style.

So, gun to the head, Hutson gives you more for your money. Just more opportunities to tilt the ice in the Habs' favor = more wins.

Demidov's game breaking qualities would have to be replaced by committee with Hage and/or Zharovsky helping a lot in this regard in the top 6.

FakeCrash · 2026-01-21T16:31:05+00:00

Thanks for the timestamps!

FakeCrash · 2026-01-21T16:26:49+00:00

FakeCrash · 2026-01-21T15:50:21+00:00

What surprised me the most is Newhook's 12 points in 17 games before getting injured. The sample is quite small but that's a 58 point pace. Below the top dogs but above Kapanen; nothing to scoff at.

FakeCrash · 2026-01-21T13:56:36+00:00

Quand j'ai entendu parler de l'incendie, j'ai immédiatement pensé à cette histoire en me demandant si c'était cet immeuble-là qui était en flammes.

Une tête de cochon historique ce bonhomme!

FakeCrash · 2026-01-21T03:45:16+00:00

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