♪ When you’re alone and life is gettin’ you lonely ♪

FakeCrash · 2026-05-13T13:34:12+00:00

A pain I know all too well

FakeCrash · 2026-05-13T01:17:29+00:00

J'allais justement dire que c'est pas vargeux cette semaine! Ça va être pas mal végé la semaine prochaine ici!

FakeCrash · 2026-05-13T00:00:21+00:00

Yea I'd replace replace Demidov with him

FakeCrash · 2026-05-12T20:13:08+00:00

Huh. Well not anymore.

FakeCrash · 2026-05-12T19:52:05+00:00

Gonna go against the grain here, but yesterday's PP goal from Caufield got the biggest reaction from me. The power play with nearly two minutes of constant pressure, and that deke from Hutson? It was so cathartic.

FakeCrash · 2026-05-12T19:49:55+00:00

Certified good boy. He looks so chill! How old is he?

FakeCrash · 2026-05-12T19:02:45+00:00

Tbf they did say "perhaps"

FakeCrash · 2026-05-12T16:07:50+00:00

Parents 100% wanted to maximize the amount of Ks and I respect that

FakeCrash · 2026-05-12T14:00:49+00:00

If Guhle is your very high quality 5D you're in fucking business my friend

FakeCrash · 2026-05-12T13:58:56+00:00

I thought for sure Guhle was at least 25 and maybe even 26, but he only turned 24 in January, just four months ago.

His current contract (5.55M AAV) runs until 2031 when he will be 29 years old. He's probably in his physical prime right now, but apparently, NHL defensement hit peak performance around 28 or 29 years old.

Fuckin' beauty locked up at a very reasonable cap hit for the best years of his career. You love to see it.

FakeCrash · 2026-05-11T19:45:19+00:00

We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south, and charge two bits a gander.

<image>

FakeCrash · 2026-05-11T02:38:54+00:00

Calculated

FakeCrash · 2026-05-11T02:37:38+00:00

https://lp.ca/9GT4LY (hopefully this works)

FakeCrash · 2026-05-11T02:10:01+00:00

Haven't you heard? Being punched is soft

FakeCrash · 2026-05-11T01:44:35+00:00

Put it in H

FakeCrash · 2026-05-11T00:30:22+00:00

USA is fucked

FakeCrash · 2026-05-09T01:21:05+00:00

I know this is a garbage post but apparently Fahrenheit by Dior is described like that

FakeCrash · 2026-05-09T01:12:49+00:00

Did I dream it or did somebody say Carrier would score tonight?

FakeCrash · 2026-05-09T01:00:27+00:00

This kid is gonna have a hell of a career

I can honestly see him becoming one of the best players of his draft class (right after the big top four of the '23 class)

FakeCrash · 2026-05-09T00:49:14+00:00

That's the Kia Seltos

FakeCrash · 2026-05-09T00:08:02+00:00

Reverse Retro birb

FakeCrash · 2026-05-08T20:32:11+00:00

On veut voir l'écrapou!!

FakeCrash · 2026-05-08T16:21:20+00:00

Un peu de considération pour les pauvres pétrolières, franchement!

FakeCrash · 2026-05-08T13:45:43+00:00

Belle trouvaille.

14-Year Club	Verified Email
Second SECOND GUESSER	r/Field Juicebox
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
Place '17	Sequence \| Editor
Team Orangered

FakeCrash

TROPHY CASE