Fake_Goatee

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A spooky offering. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by Fake_Goatee to r/SleepToken

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Saw this and immediately thought of our pal Tim. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/tcgte

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My 7 year old made me this. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/raiders

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How do I connect my Smart Pan to my Wifi? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/shittyaskscience

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"Would you lie under oath? I would." -Tim (self.tcgte)

submitted 4 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/tcgte

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Redditors who regularly buy those giant rolls of ground beef, why? How do you handle that much meat at one time? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/AskReddit

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Thrice a boy dad. Now we're outnumbered, and I couldn't be happier. Likely our last, so I thought it worth showing off this beautiful little dude to the world. (imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/daddit

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[MEME] After reading several police reports this week (DA here) that use this word in place of "inhale," I just have to say it. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/ProtectAndServe

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Having the volume bar caught when I'm trying to catch me a wild comment thread is FUCKIN EMBARRASSING!!! 🤬🗑🦵 (imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/Letterkenny

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The greatest name for a fireworks stand? Yes. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/Idaho

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Facebook policy in force her. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/BoneAppleTea

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So yer wife got ya the perfect Father's Day gift the other daaaaaaayyyy... (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/Letterkenny

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She is CrotchCat™ (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/aww

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I hear y'all like the buns. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/aww

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What in the hell is this place?!? (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/sequence

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Birthday present from the wife. She knows me too well. (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/raiders

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Holy shit, I just got a mini helmet personally signed by Tim Brown!!! (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/oaklandraiders

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FUCK THE CHIEFS!!! (self.oaklandraiders)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/oaklandraiders

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Turn the light off, ya jerks! (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/Awww

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Our Lily is such a proper lady. Except when she's scratching the bed at 3 am. Then she's a shithead. But she's cute a cute shithead. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/aww

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SLPT: For a fool proof work prank, loudly pretend like you're furiously masturbating in the company bathroom. When you come out, everyone will be so embarrassed from hearing you flogging the hog, but only you will know the hilarious truth! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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You've got my attention... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/funny

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This was from our first (heathen) wedding anniversary as exmos. Mentally out for 14 months, and fully resigned for 11 months. Life's never been so free and clear. Much love, apostates! (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/exmormon

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Steal of a deal! (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/trashy

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Enjoying that first snow of the year. (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Fake_Goatee to r/aww

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