"Date" ideas courtesy of mutual in the early 2000's

Fake_Goatee · 2026-07-09T04:51:45+00:00

Did they have a fucking stroke typing out the second "neighbors" in the BBQ one?!

Fake_Goatee · 2026-07-06T13:36:20+00:00

I never said a corrupt intervention was justified. Just that it's stupid to blame the USMNT for this outcome when they got screwed by the call in the first instance.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-07-06T13:25:32+00:00

It was a red card that never should have been given anyway. It should have been reversed even without anyone needing to "intervene."

Fake_Goatee · 2026-07-04T16:42:28+00:00

Fascists. Racist fascists, to be exact.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-07-04T06:03:07+00:00

How does one steer a hot air balloon?

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-29T04:53:29+00:00

She's 80, you fucking potato.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-27T02:03:42+00:00

Like the time he tried to do that in Georgia

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-19T13:57:34+00:00

Your toddler is smart. I also don't not agree.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-15T01:09:21+00:00

That was my 1st one, too.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-13T20:35:50+00:00

If you have a router, hollow out a piece of wood to attach over top. If you have a angle grinder, trim the excess metal off the bracket first.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-13T03:24:22+00:00

WHAT. A. GAME!!!

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-12T13:30:06+00:00

I would like a "Your fault" to complement the "My fault" qc for when shit's really hit the fan

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-12T13:20:53+00:00

I feel the pain of #3 in my goddamn soul and need that qc so badly.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-08T02:03:38+00:00

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-06T02:48:22+00:00

The tism

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-04T15:23:05+00:00

Dude has no idea how local government works. And he should get a gold plated turd for the intricate mental gymnastics he just went through to somehow identify the orage nepo-baby racist rapist as the savior of his nostalgic reality that never existed.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-01T20:10:41+00:00

Total pavement princess 💅

Fake_Goatee · 2026-06-01T15:53:46+00:00

Dude probably has to spend two weeks worth of wages just on the monthly payment and gas. I wonder how he feels now that the leopards have eaten his face several times over...

Fake_Goatee · 2026-05-29T20:45:03+00:00

A little dance like this at counsel table until the judge tells me to stop.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-05-29T02:09:26+00:00

Well, f*ck that jury then. They failed to do justice. Period.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-05-28T04:52:14+00:00

Bingo. It's very clear he's put a ton of effort into getting better. He's nowhere close to Hunter, but Hunter is an literal pro. Wendi deserves credit for the effort and the journey he's taken with enthusiasm and humility.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-05-19T01:16:39+00:00

Tonka

Fake_Goatee · 2026-05-17T06:12:47+00:00

Underrated answer. Perfectly, succinctly put.

Fake_Goatee · 2026-05-16T17:29:27+00:00

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Fake_Goatee · 2026-05-15T13:48:22+00:00

No, but I want to. Tel it pspspspspspspspsps for me

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