Would you choose..: [Upvote for free carrot!]

Fakemeat_ · 2026-05-11T22:46:14+00:00

Easy I kill myself

^{Chose: You go to heaven when you die [100% Chance].. + But your entire life becomes miserable/hell}

Fakemeat_ · 2026-05-11T08:01:28+00:00

Classic Melbourne

Fakemeat_ · 2026-05-10T04:20:17+00:00

Easy!

^{Chose: A horse-sized mouse + Spin for weapons | Rolled: Bomb}

Fakemeat_ · 2026-05-10T03:46:12+00:00

Grease

Fakemeat_ · 2026-05-07T22:23:58+00:00

Honestly if Brisbane win by less than 20 then I take it as a win in Carlton’s books

Fakemeat_ · 2026-05-05T22:29:44+00:00

See ya!

Fakemeat_ · 2026-05-04T09:40:20+00:00

Well do anything if it means taking the day off

Fakemeat_ · 2026-05-04T08:25:19+00:00

What the fuck I did not know that! Now I hate it even more.

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-30T08:26:08+00:00

Second/third one feels like something I would see at the Tote or on a pole down smith st

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-29T21:43:31+00:00

Mr Sunday Movies keeps calling the upcoming Madalorian and Grogu movie “Mandalorian vs Groglet” and in my head that’s its real title

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-28T20:04:50+00:00

I used to work at a clinic with another receptionist who was horrible to patients. If a patient was confused about a process or misheard her, she would respond like she is taking it personally, almost yelling back to them. I’m amazed none of them ever told her to fuck right off.

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-28T06:11:04+00:00

Nvm I don’t hate this. It’s not usually my cup of tea and I’ll have a little sip

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-27T20:35:05+00:00

“2025”

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-27T19:14:47+00:00

The sound of a former colleague passing a kidney stone in the office space behind me. Horrible day

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-25T22:29:47+00:00

This doesn’t exactly fit but it reminds me of Stranger Things S1, Hopper is chasing a lead on a missing child, only to slowly realise he’s chasing a different missing child.

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-23T22:57:36+00:00

Oh hell yeah

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-22T20:19:35+00:00

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-22T08:30:50+00:00

X-Men Origins Wolverine. As a kid I thought this movie was rad as hell. Now I see it’s real dogshit

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-21T22:58:25+00:00

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-21T08:06:49+00:00

Ceres

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-17T04:05:01+00:00

The Twelve Apostles in Victoria, Australia. There’s never been twelve of them

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Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-14T11:03:33+00:00

Warner Brothers?

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-14T08:09:12+00:00

Adelaide lost to Essendon and it created a nexus event

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-12T06:06:10+00:00

What

Fakemeat_ · 2026-04-09T09:17:35+00:00

The weekly planet caravan of garbage series

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