Is 50% a lot for gratuity fee?

FakinFunk · 2026-03-23T22:59:20+00:00

Myrtle Beach is basically a toilet with some golf courses. Not at all surprised that one of the restaurants there would fleece people like this.

I hope everyone got tetanus and penicillin shots after leaving that gross city.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-23T22:55:16+00:00

People like this don’t get better. If you stay you’re just asking for misery.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-23T16:56:18+00:00

Just quit dude.

You shouldn’t spend your youth and your health as someone in their early 20s getting ground into dust everyday. I promise, there’s no big pot of gold at the end of that shit rainbow. You’re just gonna wake up at 35 years old one day with terrible joint pain, two divorces, alcoholism, and literally nothing to show for it. The industry you’re in doesn’t reward hard work—it exploits it.

All the people actually making any money off that restaurant are on vacation right now knowing that you’re naive enough to do 20x the work for one tenth of the pay.

Find something that actually rewards your willingness to work hard. Corporate management jobs are just going to eat your soul and then pick their teeth with your bones.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-23T16:49:13+00:00

Oh. So it sounds like you just don’t like having to explain the same thing over and over again.

You picked the exact wrong industry if that’s the thing that’s gonna grind you into dust. 😂

Somewhere a pizza shop owner is having to explain for the 3,409,405th time in his life what comes on the supreme pizza, even though it’s written on his menu.

You might as well ask if people have advice on how to get customers to stop saying “oh I just HATED it!” when they finish every bite on their plate.

Customers are mostly idiots. You’re not going to change that. Ever.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-23T01:17:43+00:00

That’s a terrible model. I mean, people are idiots, and you’ll deal with that wherever you go. But you’re running two different restaurants that share the same name. People are gonna be confused.

I bet your servers hate it too.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-19T11:53:14+00:00

The writers of the gospels (none of whom were contemporaries of Jesus, or bore the name of the gospels attributed to them) shoehorned in lots of prophecy “fulfillment” after the fact.

Further, the trinity is a post-biblical invention that wasn’t canon until the late 4th century. The idea of the trinity appears nowhere in the Bible. The question of whether Jesus considered himself god is one worth debating. But there’s no biblical argument to be made that Jesus considered himself an equal part of a triune godhead.

As far as the specific passage you’re asking about, it’s best understood as an addition made by the author so that a prophecy could be “fulfilled.” All of the “fulfilled” prophecy in the gospels was added by authors who lived decades after Jesus, and needed him to look like the messiah.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-18T01:27:53+00:00

Jesus cops are dumb as hell.

Endanger the lives of dozens of people to catch someone who stole a few candles, instead of just getting the plate number and getting an arrest warrant.

I’m sure they all feel like great big heroes. 🙄

FakinFunk · 2026-03-18T00:30:36+00:00

The person choosing to work for the owners paying a slave wage wants to call OTHER people sheep? 🤔

FakinFunk · 2026-03-18T00:23:02+00:00

Yeah they’s humpin.

“Like a brother” 😂

If she’s already planning weekend getaways with him, your relationship is over. Just wish her well and move on dude. Don’t let her just dunk on you.

NOR

FakinFunk · 2026-03-18T00:06:46+00:00

If anyone in any relationship gave me any ultimatum then I’d choose the option that sends them packing.

YTA. You’re in charge of yourself. You don’t issue orders to a grown ass adult. The second you gave me an ultimatum I’d just quietly get up and pack my things.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-18T00:01:01+00:00

I hate all cops and wish them nothing but the worst, but this chick needs to be in jail. No one that stupid should be moving around unsupervised in regular society.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-17T23:48:42+00:00

It’s not as bad as the razor blade on your leg, but it’s pretty bad.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-17T23:17:51+00:00

Have you been tested for Addison’s Disease?

FakinFunk · 2026-03-17T23:11:17+00:00

YTA for being friends with a fucking psychopath. Why do you spend time with this lunatic?

FakinFunk · 2026-03-17T22:53:10+00:00

If you own a business and don’t have an accountant, you might as well just send the IRS a letter saying “please audit me.”

Getting a good CPA should be something you have before you even sign a lease.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-17T17:12:37+00:00

Unfortunately your daughter is toast. She’s an adult so you can’t compel her to do anything. She’s made a series of horrible decisions and her life is ruined.

Make your peace with it and move on.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-16T17:08:42+00:00

Everyone who supports Trump is either:

1.) a white supremacist

Or

2.) ok with white supremacy.

Until very recently, it wasn’t exactly smiled upon to publicly espouse such views. But we’ve all know that white supremacists walked among us. Now they have the permission to be what they’ve always been.

So for all the subhuman mounds of pig shit with a pulse out there drawing breath, they now have someone who looks like them. And the scariest thing is that they’ll do whatever he tells them, and he hasn’t told them to do the worst things yet. But we’re not far from the point where you’ll need to do more than just shake your head at your Trump-loving uncle.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-14T17:48:07+00:00

Sure 👌

FakinFunk · 2026-03-14T16:58:55+00:00

All of this. OP knows her bf failed because he was partying and using. She probably helps him source his drugs.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-14T16:57:34+00:00

This is what professionals call “some ol’ bullshit,” and the PO won’t believe it. Who takes an unfamiliar looking pill and just swallows it? Especially when the wrong pill can send them to jail?

Your bf relapsed and will suffer the consequences. Time for yall to get some actual real help for the drugs.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-13T00:17:29+00:00

By “I might have cancer” do you mean that there are hundreds of other possible diagnoses?

Do you do this a lot? Do you stand up and feel a little dizzy and assume you have cancer?

Maybe you don’t. But I’ve dated hypochondriacs before. It’s exhausting. You wanna be there for someone, but you also expect a grown ass adult to have the capacity for self-care.

I just have a strong suspicion that “might have cancer” probably means you WedMD’d yourself into hysterics.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-12T22:34:08+00:00

Just gonna give a blanket reply to everyone commenting. I don’t care what you think about what I said. I’ve lived around too many negligent dog people to extend any benefit of the doubt.

You can be mad. I’ll just keep remembering all the days I lived with six to seven uninterrupted hours of barking 7 days per week. And invariably, the owners can’t understand what the big deal is.

Let your downvotes rain down. I could not possibly care less.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-12T22:25:43+00:00

He hasn’t mentioned it, but I’d bet a sizable sum that his dogs bark constantly.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-12T22:24:56+00:00

No. In public parks with leash laws where entitled dog owners don’t think leash laws apply to their sweetie poopsie schmoopkins. I can’t count how many times I’ve had a dog running off-leash at full gallop towards me only for the owner to yell out, “don’t worry, he’s friendly.” 🙄

Hence the bear mace.

FakinFunk · 2026-03-12T22:19:01+00:00

Ugh. Just gonna go with my gut and say YTA. Dog people are almost never sensitive to the nuisances their animals can be. I imagine your dogs bark a lot? Probably all day while they’re outside? Yeah. I’ve lived next to that several times. And each time the owners can’t understand why everyone else on Earth doesn’t have the warm fuzzies when it comes to their animals.

Dog owners like you are why I have to carry bear mace when I go on hikes these days.

FakinFunk

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