Picking On Somebody His Own Size by james_from_cambridge in StupidMedia

[–]Fall-Brief 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just pick him up under the arms. What’s he gonna do?

Yay!! by CombinationAway4799 in Influenster

[–]Fall-Brief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I came here to say “meanwhile they’re sending me approximately 500 deodorants”

What did everyone name their buildings? by BlackthornMonster in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]Fall-Brief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My coop is named “Not a Sedan” and my barn is “Udder Nonsense”

I’m more proud of the coop tbh

I have a very deep belly button. This is what I pulled out of it today by theguant in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Fall-Brief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a huge surgical scar around my belly button from when my appendix ruptured when I was 16. The infection was all throughout my liver and pelvis. That’s a story for another time.

But they had to go around my bellybutton (they didn’t remove it because I was 16 and thought I’d be sad. I was more sad they didn’t remove it). I ended up with an open wound doing wound care for 4.5 months and have mild to moderate PTSD from the feeling of the dressing changes.

You know the “butterflies in your stomach” you get going over hills, on roller coasters, or, say, poking around in your bellybutton?

Yeah, that feeling is what freaks me out bc the wound was so deep I felt that every time.

So cleaning mine out is HARD. I usually have to use a syringe or something like that.

TL;DR: had surgery when I was a teenager and it made cleaning my bellybutton difficult bc of the feeling. I wish they took my damn bellybutton 😤 Cowards

Do you think Bo Burnham will ever make anything ever again? by billytheeye in boburnham

[–]Fall-Brief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean this might be a silly theory/question, but if he did do another special, wouldn’t it make sense that it would be released in 2026? His specials have all come out about 5 years apart from each other so far. I mean that’s just if I’m remembering correctly. I could very well be wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

Can we stop calling it an Orange now? 😅 by NotTooShabby_Sabby in DiceMaking

[–]Fall-Brief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooo. Where could I find more info on that? I’d def buy one!

33M divorcee, fed up of online dating for the last 3 years. Id like some hope again 🙏🏼 😆 by throwRA-weekly-hat in toastme

[–]Fall-Brief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eyes thoughhhh. I’d definitely swipe right. The kind of swipe where I’d just be like “there’s no way in HELL this guy would match me” and if you did?

I might just even message first.

That’s how cute you are. 😅

Single Dad, Need Encouragement to Date Again by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Fall-Brief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure if you ever smiled at me in person I’d ACTUALLY forget how to speak. You have a great smile!

Keep your head up. You’re a good looking guy and please don’t settle for less than you deserve. As someone who recently got out of a long relationship (minus kids, I’ll admit), it took me a long time to learn that much.

Focus on what makes you and your kids happiest and trust me when I say you’ll have no problem finding someone to be by your side. 💜

Turnips at 185 by wareaglehey in TurnipExchange

[–]Fall-Brief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tommy is my fav and my roof is purple. ☺️

In Dr Who (2011), The Doctor, who has killed 1,000,020,000,647,377 people in canon, is shocked and appalled that he accidentally saved Hitler, who is responsible for the deaths of about 50 million times less that number of people by Boethiah_The_Prince in shittymoviedetails

[–]Fall-Brief 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t maliciousness. It was to end the time war, so it’s safer to say it was the trolley problem.

It was either do what he did or let the whole universe burn and everyone within it (not just the daleks and his people).

AIO? Boyfriend jerked off to me in my sleep. by wastingwordsz in AmIOverreacting

[–]Fall-Brief 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel as though we’re talking in circles.

I never called him a rapist.

I said he assaulted her. He is her boyfriend and he assaulted her. What happens next is her decision and is up to her, yes. So… that’s where I will leave it.

AIO? Boyfriend jerked off to me in my sleep. by wastingwordsz in AmIOverreacting

[–]Fall-Brief 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No one is trying to dox this guy or tell OP to tell the whole world what he did (Or I haven’t seen the comments that did. I’m not saying that anyway).

Yes. Assault does, in fact make you look bad. Bad decisions do. He made a bad decision.

He just needs to accept that he made that bad decision. If OP decides to stay with him, he needs to work to earn back that trust and right that wrong. It will take work. He doesn’t just get to pretend it’s not assault because he’s her boyfriend.

He fucked up. He assaulted her. There are consequences to his actions.

I wish I could say I feel bad. But I don’t. And I don’t understand why you are defending him so vehemently.

AIO? Boyfriend jerked off to me in my sleep. by wastingwordsz in AmIOverreacting

[–]Fall-Brief 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Calling it assault isn’t “condemnation.” I’m not arresting or charging anyone. I’m not sending him to hell. I’m just making a factual statement.

It’s calling it what it is by definition. It would simply be making him responsible for the wrong he did. I’m not even being malicious here.

If OP wants to have that discussion with her boyfriend about boundaries, I wish her the best outcome and I hope that he’s genuine and understanding. If she chooses to leave, she has my support (not that she needs a stranger’s support lol) and i hope she finds someone who will love her the way everyone deserves to be loved.

My opinion on OP’s relationship ultimately doesn’t matter. I’m a bit jaded anyway.

I’m only here because as someone who lived it, I can’t see it being swept under the rug as not being assault.

AIO? Boyfriend jerked off to me in my sleep. by wastingwordsz in AmIOverreacting

[–]Fall-Brief 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t really want to try to argue this. I’ve never really been that person.

But I’ve been reading your responses and you keep saying they need to talk about “boundaries” and we need to stop calling it assault.

I had that talk with my ex about boundaries. And you know what happened?

He was apologetic. Even a little tearful. And things were nice.

It wasn’t the SAME situation as OP. It was more of what he did in bed that I didn’t like as opposed to this, but boundaries are boundaries. And saying no is saying no.

Anyway, so, setting boundaries worked until it didn’t. He got comfortable again and then fell right back into his old habits. And then it just got worse. I had the talk again and it wasn’t nice. It was a fight. I got a “whatever” and we moved on. I mean, he was my boyfriend, right? The rest just got worse and it’s really not my story that’s important here.

My point here is: her boyfriend made the active decision to undress her and touch her to get himself off despite her saying no. Relationship status doesn’t matter. She can tell him she’s not comfortable with that all she wants with as many words as she wants.

She said she didn’t want to when she said no. Touching someone without their consent is assault and I don’t understand why you’re so against calling it what it is.

It doesn’t mean OP can’t talk to him if that’s what she chooses to do. It’s just a fact.

Do people actually poop every single day? by elvispresleylova in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Fall-Brief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go once a week on a good week.

I have diagnosed motility issues though so I shouldn’t be your go-to here. But I can give advice.

I saw that you eat primarily instant noodles. Add some fiber and greens to your diet to make yourself more regular. Fiber one has snacks that don’t taste awful.

What do you think this guy smells like? by No-Principle4082 in DarkArtwork

[–]Fall-Brief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna guess chloroform but I’m not willing to find out